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BattleSwine


We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.

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Subject #42 Class 9 Anomaly

Sex: Male?
Height: 6'2"
Weight: N/A
Eye color: Variable
Hair color: All
Mental State: Compromised

Have you ever felt like you didn't belong in this world? What if you didn't?

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 42 )

You see this fanfiction? I typed it last night on a whim. I feel so proud of myself:yay:

Brilliant! Can't wait to read more! :pinkiehappy:

I don't even, "I'm on fire."

I'm gonna assume two things

SCPs
Discord is 42?

998823 you are a beautiful man for this
1004150 nope close but my bet is that he is our god of chaos not theres
i hope that he is more playful than evil

Lovin this story now so far XD:rainbowlaugh:

I'm getting some serious SCP vibes from this. Which is, in fact, a very good thing.

:yay:

1005404>>1004150 Dafuq is this "SCP" everyone's talking about? :trixieshiftright:

Also, I find it absolutely hilarious that you wrote this without knowing what SCP is. Sounds like you now have some reading to do :pinkiehappy:

1005515 Well, that was interesting. :derpyderp2:

1005631
Splendid. You have been entertained. My job here is done.

*disappears in a cloud of sausage*
*makes mental note to check smoke bombs for sabotage before use in the future*

1005783 *chuckles conspiratorally*

We're watching television:ajbemused:
YAY:pinkiehappy:
No wonder Discord is one of my favorites:pinkiesad2:

42: I see what you did there. Funny Chapter, I especially liked the second to last line.

That is a great conversation opener. Hi, my name is (such and such) and I'm on fire...:pinkiecrazy:

:flutterrage: I want MOAR NAOW! :fluttershyouch: P-please?

:rainbowdetermined2: c'mon! you can crank out another chapter by now, jah?

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An update? I'm REALLY sorry about the wait, guys. My computer got screwed up and not only did I lose all my progress on all of my fics, but I couldn't access any of my writing software. I switched to google docs, and got my comp fixed, so now here we are. In addition, I've decided that, for the sake of this fic, I'm going to make the chapters shorter, allowing me to update more often. Hopefully.

The feels I get from this story is like that of a cat in outer space. I have no idea which way i'm going.

This has to be the greatest fucking thing ever! I haven't the slightest clue but i was laughing at just about all of it...except the part about Fluttershys grave :applecry: that put the feels low. But damn did you bring it back with the Back to the Future! I shall favorite this!:moustache:

Shit, now I've gotta listen to Elvis.

Comment posted by LucidTech deleted Apr 5th, 2013
Comment posted by BattleSwine deleted Apr 5th, 2013

Why did she die.:applecry: the rest of that shit is funny as hell.:rainbowlaugh:

1005434 Not sure if someone told you, but SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect, also known as the Foundation. They find and capture anomalies/creatures that are considered supernatural. They are divided into three groups Safe, Euclid and Keter. Safe are mostly non-sentient and will not cause harm to humans unless certain conditions or such are met. Euclid are sentient creatures that reasons on humanity are unknown. Keter is a class of sentient creatures that are against humanity, most known against humanity is SCP-682 a lizard that is immortal and tried to escape the Foundation multiple times.

Good story, it's off to a good start.

Comment posted by megamataman deleted Aug 5th, 2013

2988672 I think you fucked it up, buddy.

2988695 i did it right, it was too long:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

The fuck am I reading? And WAAAAAAGH!

this is like leonardo something-crapp'io with downs syndrome and bad references. i love it. :unsuresweetie:

1106546 *Crashes through your screen* HI! IM GILGEMESH! WHATS YOUR NAME!? *Hops around like a Caffeine OverDosed kid*

3876863 *cries softly* Sniff... its so beautiful!

wat da fuk did i just read it was like a drive-by of randomness and pinkie didn't do anything yet

This story is amazing please make more

7789597 he's been gone for 212 days, I don't think he's coming any tome soon.

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