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JimboTex


George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

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It's official.

You're an mlp smut writer now.

See you in hell. :rainbowkiss:

Fic hits feature box in 3... 2... 1...

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Fic hits feature box in 3... 2... 1...

I dunno about that... :unsuresweetie:

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Haven't read it yet. (I plan to) I just wanted to let you know you did get featured.

I'll get to this when I have a bit of free time.

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Cool. I appreciate it. :twilightsmile:

Can't say I'm surprised this got into the Feature Box.

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Tch, you and I both know this isn't the first time. It's just the first time he got caught in public. :trollestia:

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It's just the first time he got caught in public. :trollestia:

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Hornjob? How? It's a batpony. :rainbowhuh:

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A powder blue unicorn with steel gray eyes was smiling back at him, her wavy russet mane constrained by a floral print headscarf.

Yeah, pretty sure Evening Glow is a unicorn. :ajbemused:

8857775 How is a bat pony a unicorn? Does this now mean she doesn't have wings? I am confused. And if so how is that even considered a batpony? oh wait... I see it now... Barmare, not bat... My mistake.

Comment posted by TheTownCrier deleted Apr 12th, 2018

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I'm glad it meets with your approval. :trollestia:

“Hey, Jazz Hands! Gimme a Daybreaker!”

It's literally the first sentence in and I've already slammed my head on my desk.

A powder blue unicorn

IT'S TRIXIE!

steel gray eyes was smiling back at him, her wavy russet mane constrained by a floral print headscarf. And while he couldn’t see it from the angle at which she was standing, the moonlit cocktail glass

FUCK!

moonlit cocktail glass adorning her flank was frequently at the forefront of his mind.

We all know something else is at the forefront of his mind.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Golden Chalice.”

And from this, Adam learned how hard being hit in the back of the head hurts.

“That’s the spirit!”

Adam should have said yes to playing the rape game.

“Why don’t you start by showing me just how...talented those hands of yours are?”

And then the moment was ruined when when a mare screamed out Derren.

his gaping maw closed in on Eve’s horn

threatened to give him the weirdest craving for donuts.

Then it's a damn good thing there's a donuts in front of him to enjoy.

Being the cunning linguist that he was

And now my desk is cracked.

“I know you said your people have a nudity taboo, but this is ridiculous!”

And the same could be said about Eve if she started wearing clothes.

“Sweet Celestia’s flaming teats!”

And if one were to touch them they would catch fire, but that is only if they could avoid being blinded by their intense light.

drape the hastily discarded blanket over their weary forms once more.

Only to learn that it was covered in the sexual secretions of RD and Rarity having sex in the bar without them knowing.

“Besides, heat season will be here before you know it, and you two ain’t gonna be twenty-five forever. Biological clock’s a-tickin’.”

Queue the furious typing of the keyboard to create a sequel.

“Well, I’ve heard rumors that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza knows a spell to allow interspecies conception. Apparently, she doesn’t do it all that often, unless it’s for aworthy cause. Seeing as how you’re the only human in Equestria, she might be willing to consider it if we petitioned her.”

Now where else have I heard this idea from?

Adam’s eyes sprang wide open.Oh my...

And there goes my desk.

This was quite the fun read, and a nice little celebration one-shot. Nice job.

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What, no comment about my "Bible Verse" in the Author's Notes? :trollestia:

Also, I hope those were the good kind of headdesks. :twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

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I thought about it, but it was just too good to touch.

Will there be a sequel to this story in the future? because I love this one and I would like to see the continuation of this romance

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Sadly, no. This was always intended to encompass just one story. Now, my upcoming Sunset Shimmer x human clopshot, on the other hand... That will definitely get a sequel if there's enough interest. :ajsmug:

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it's a shame that there is not going to be a sequel, but I'll be waiting for your new story hoping it's as good as this one ^ ^

This deserves more likes than it has.. 3k views and only 160 people decided to throw a vote down!?
Come on FimFic... Shame :ajsleepy:
Great story, loved the OCs

He smiled tenderly at her. “As you wish.”

:twilightblush:

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