Chapter DAT BOI
It was an extravagant day in Ponyville. No pony would ever hear the dust roll to the side. Nor the sound of a wheel spinning like some kind of locomotive creature. Pinkie Pie was currently sitting in the dirt near Sugar Cube Corner because she was waiting for Mr. Cake to open up. It seemed he forgot to let her in and she had to wait all night for him.
"Oh my pink posterior, why did Mr. Cake let me sleep outside in the dirt", cried Pinkie Pie in a angry state. Then, from afar, something glorious was rolling through. It was DAT BOI, and he was rolling on his unicycle like a boss. Pinkie Pie shuddered at the very sight of DAT BOI's very existence. It was impossible to avoid, to the point where she started screaming. Suddenly, wheels grew out of her hind hooves and outstretched into the ground, perfectly balanced. Pinkie Pie's skull and limbs were morphing into that of a frogs, and she could only scream in the agonizing pain from the transformation. Then, she started rolling with DAT BOI, to which she owed to her new existence.
"OH SHIT WADDUP" said Pinkie Pie as she road with her new two-part posse.
Then, Rainbow Dash saw what happened from afar. She clenched her stomach from the sudden sting from inside. Little DAT BOI's started flowing out of her mouth over her body, screaming "OH SHIT WADDUP" as she spiraled down to the ground. Desecrating her body with some dank rolling, she could only fall to the ground and make a hole in Mrs. Cheerilee's classroom. All the DAT BOI's ran out and contaminated the students and even Mrs. Cheerilee herself, literally giving them cancer. Turning them into pastel colored, DAT BOI's.
Soon, as the ponies tried their best to defend themselves. They all soon succumbed to DAT BOI's evil attack. Turning into frog abominations on unicycles. Even with their powerful magics, The Celestial Sisters and Discord together fought back against the horde of DAT BOI's. They awaited their foe, ready to fight to their very last breath.
"I just wanted to say, Princess Celestia, that I always loved you..." said Discord, trembling from the monsters rolling to their location.
Celestia powered her horn with magic and stood stalwart with a bit annoyance to Discord's confession at this moment. Then, Luna breathed before screaming at the monsters that were coming. The repetitive sound of "OH SHIT WADDUP" got louder and louder. The DAT BOI's destroyed the Royal Door, before swarming in droves with rolls. They started firing deadly magic at them, before the DAT BOI's swarmed Princess Luna and turned her into a dark blue, giant DAT BOI. Celestia and Discord were backed into a corner, before she blushed and kissed Discord in the mouth. The tongue swirling inside, the warm touch of each others passionate love that had been held dormant for so long. And as they felt their love in unison for the first time. They rolled onto them.
The transformation into DAT BOI'S was quick, and there was only one place left for the DAT BOI's to go. For so long, Twilight was held against her will in her home. The onslaught of these frog creatures overwhelming her friends and her fellow pony. She could only bide time to find a solution to this inherently sudden threat. Then, they came, surrounding the entire outer rim of Golden Oak's Library. A protective spell keeping them from getting inside. She worked diligently, with what resources she had. Spike scared out of his mind at the sight of all those DAT BOI's sitting outside, watching for any sign of weakness. Quiet as the sea of frogs on unicycles could be, it was almost a desperate calm to the inevitable doom.
"Uh, Twilight! They are really creeping me out, I'm scared!" said Spike, biting his nails from the sight.
"Alright, it's done!" she said holding a vial of substance from a test tube.
Spike's fears were alleviated for only a moment.
"Thank Celestia, Twilight, what is that going to do?" he asked with a misguided loss of fear.
"I'm sorry Spike, but I have no idea what those things are, so were gonna go out with... a bang"
"Wait, that's a explosive!? I don't want to die!"
Twilight grasped Spike close, as much as he tried to get himself free and scream. She still uttered the words for the magical explosive to work.
"ALLU ACKBAR!"
A sudden explosion came forth and destroyed everything around them, except. The explosion wasn't going as according to plan as it should have been. Twilight opened her eyes and found her trick contained in a magical field, she saw what was Celestia, Discord, and Luna now turned into DAT BOI's using their powers, and throwing the explosive particles up into the atmosphere saving them from harm. Twilight stood from the rumble of Golden Oak's Library and watched the horde of them all spanning millions. Spike emerged as well, watching them, waiting for them all to act.
Then, Twilight screamed as loud as she could, "What do you want!?". She breathed and watched them, so solitary and motionless before...
"OH SHIT WADDUP"
Then they were upon them.
Suddenly, Twilight awoke from her bed. She looked outside the window and saw a nice morning day with the sun raised by Celestia herself. She gave a breath of relief, before opening the door to her room.
"OH SHIT WADDUP."
Twilight shrieked and leaped high and stuck her horn into the ceiling. She looked down and saw Spike watching her.
"What? I'm just trying to be hip guy, it seems like a cool thing to say!"
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The fuck did I just read?
God no. Please.
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Bruh.
This needs to be featured.
If you didn't get cancer from this you're clearly not doing it right.
O shit waddup
O shit waddup!
"Celestia we need your help! We can't stop it! It's going to destroy all of Equestria! It-"
"Here comes Dat Boi!"
"oh shit waddup"
"IT'S TOO LATE RUN FOR YOUR-"
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Not dank enough for me.
I love this comment section.
I love how this story is almost 50:50 in like:dislike and popular at the same time.
I dislike how I have to thumb it down to maintain that.
I liked this bit. It made me think of the child from sponge bob. "But I don't like tapioca!" whined the child-fish. "Then why did you order it!??!" yelled the frustrated, driving, father-fish.
And then there was a totally unexplained transformation-on-sight. It is actually a fairly horrifying thought, and it is handled with quite a bit of cheer. I liked that. I also liked the idea of "rolling" with datboi, on the grounds that his horrifying silliness reminds me of the pointless but legitimately deadly bluster of teenage gangsters. It was funny. Then, there was a big fat grammar error. The usage of "which" is acceptable, on the grounds that you might be trying to imply that DAT BOI is not a person and, as such, "who" and "whom" don't apply to him. However, you say "owed to her" right after that. The word "to" does not belong there, which makes me think that you didn't actually either pay enough attention or understand grammar well enough to pull off the whole "who vs which" thing which I had thought was clever.
I would think you were being cute, but this just comes off as childish because you have legitimately been childish for the rest of the fic.
I liked that part. That part looked like a joke. I appreciated it when I read it.
The whole romance bit was totally skipped because I didn't really think you had any little jokes waiting for me other then "kisses are gross if I write them grossly." Here, let me go back and read it to check. ... No. There was no joke at all, just straight desperate romance. It was token and boring and you just kind of brushed right past it like it wasn't the point, so I will treat it like it wasn't the point too.
No.
I want that to be my full statement, but I have to clarify that I am talking about the punctuation.
Oh, and the next sentence has even worse grammar. This...this could have been funny, but I just had a kind of disappointed reaction. It was bad. This part is bad.
That could be funny. A lot of this could be funny. This is a fairly ignorant, mlg, inappropriate thing to say. I like those kinds of things, quite often.
Not this time
Ok, so, if you are going for intentionally stupid, grammar issues allover the place... then you could have really tried harder with that? Like, have you ever seeeeeeeeen a lol-cat? Intentionally silly errors need to be a bit more flamboyant and also cute if you can manage that. Most importantly, I shouldn't have to wonder if it was just a mistake.
If you are going for memes, the same kind of rule applies. Like, ok, the topic is a meme and you said alahuackbar(boom), but that's just two jokes sitting in the middle of what SEEMS that it is supposed to be a silly-apocalypse, but... it isn't. It isn't really treated as being all that silly.
So, yeah. Your tone is uncomfortable and keeps changing which is not bad, but it really isn't suited to this kind of comedy.
DAT BOI
That's it, Boys. Or should I say bois...
This story is the very pinnacle of human civilization: the ultimate form of the ultimate meme. It's all downhill from here.
Kudos. It was an honor serving with you all.
O shit boi you memed too hard
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He bout to roll out on these fuckbois
Hello Darkness, my old friend. O SHIT WADDUP!
:v]
Yet another shitfic from a talentless newfag. Wouldn't be surprised if you turned out to be a summerfag as well.
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Woah, look at this guy.
7242908 what a productive comment
O SHIT WADDUP
7242908 OH SHIT WADUP
WATCH HIM ROLLING WATCH HIM GO
WATCH HIM ROLLING WATCH HIM GO
HE BE ROLLIN' DOWN THE STREET
HE BE ROLLIN' TO THE BEAT
7242908
Wow! You're a dick!