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jayjaejai


Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

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Sorta leaves you speechless doesn't it?


I also found out what a ponut is. :rainbowderp:

I really have a craving for donuts now...

6575573 It's been why too long since I had a proper donut.

6575576 Clearly this story's main goal is to make you buy donuts through subliminal advertising.

The answer to the last one is different for each pony. For Rainbow Dash, as athletic as she is, it;'s Zinger Wine. It needs to be made very quickly and 20% cooler than normal though.

"...my imagination conjured up a thousand ways please her."

I'm guessing the word "to" needs to be in there.

I think I'll quite enjoy reading this, although personally I'm more fond of Door No. 1 myself. :raritywink:

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Once my check from Starbucks clears expect a clopfic about coffee in the future :yay:

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Goes to show you can proof read something a million times and you'll still miss something :applecry:

But thanks for catching that, it should be fixed now.

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Which brings up the question: Does a ponut taste better when you're drunk on wine, or when she's drunk on wine?

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Darn it, you're right. Fixed that up.

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I never knew I needed this until now. :rainbowderp:

This is like watching a car crash, just, you know, infite times funnier. Also, less bloody.

I never thought I'd be into ass eating until now...Thanks Author!

Interesting. I'm looking forward to more. :raritywink:

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There are two types of people on this world: those who love eating ass and those who don't know it yet.

6575829 Definately when she's drunk on wine. Please do Fluttershy next.

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Since I've essentially written the entire story and am just editing it (spoilers for upcoming chapters): Wait for chapter 4

... now adding "butthole ninja" to my lexicon. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh crap, the mane six are in this chapter, the lavender flanks are Twilight and, though she isn't mane six, I bet Celestia is the beautiful ass.

"would accomplish nothing if I didn’t have a mouthful ass at the same time."

Add an "of".

For some reason I really want her to meet Deepy. Imagine the rollicking conversations they could have!

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Fixed!

Also I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be much conversation at first, since they really don't have anything in common. It would probably just be filled with awkward silences until they realize the possibility of using both their talents on some very lucky ponies.

I think the lavender flanks might belong to Starlight Glimmer. Since the mare said if Anna likes pleasuring ponuts, then she must do it to everyone.

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A very interesting theory! While I won't indulge exactly who was who in the dream, or why does this dream keep recurring, I do assure you that it will become clear in the next few chapters.

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Don't fret, the clop will be coming hard and fast and sooner than you think.

[...] the rimmee [...] the rimmer

Finally someone is using the proper terms of analinguology. I feel the subject has always been handled somewhat immaturely, but then I read this.
And I highly appreciate it :twilightsmile:

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I knew my major in analingual studies would come in handy one day!

*Wake up in middle of night can't go back to sleep*
*Go on fimfiction and see this story updated*
OH BOY!

The Mare in Chapter 2 was Luna, and is training and telling Anna to do this to the Main 6. Don't know why yet, but that's whats happening.

That "tome" was definitely Naruto, right? I don't really care much for the whole BDSM side of your story, but I'm not judging, everyone has their own kinks. What draws me in is the plot. I love it and I 'd love to see what happens when/if someone catches on and discovers Anna and gives her the anal pleasures she so desires!:raritywink:

It told the tale of a pony who was imbued with the spirit of a fox, and the wonderful adventures that he would go on. And then it was no longer about the wonderful adventures he would go on and be about really boring drama that just kept going on and on and with like a hundred filler chapters.

Though I stopped reading the tome half way through I had learned some very useful spells. Making the proper signs with my hooves and concentrating my horn, whispering the magical incantation under my breathe “影分身の術”, I split myself into two. Firing off a few spells to silence any noises from me and bathing Rarity in the same calming aura, I snuck towards the pair.

This is...is....is.....well...
It made me giggle relentlessly.
Keep up the fantastic work!

Considering her dream had Twilight dominating her she maybe should be a little more careful because she has now embarrassed half of the element bearers. They will now most likely told her and Twilight will be drafting counter measures. I hope Anna gets caught before she does something too far and she cannot get what she wants.

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I'm a hard working clop writer, bringing all the nice colts and fillies a bountiful supply of wank material. I'm like a pornographic Santa Claus.

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I see there are many who know of the tome about the orange jumpsuit ninja pone. I wasted far too much of my life on reading that thing.

That and Bleach. My new rule for anime is that it has to be finished in like 20 episodes or I ain't going to waste my time watching it.

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Interesting theory! All I'm going to say is that everything will be clear by the last chapter (This thing is going to be at least 6 chapters long).

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But that means you never get to Namick in some of the shows. :pinkiehappy:

Still many Anime these days are only 15 episodes long.

I made haste; I snuck up back alleys,

For half a second there, I took this as a euphemism. Thinkin' Crikey! She don't fuck around. :facehoof:

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Coincidentally the whole plots hinges on the fact that Anna does indeed fuck around

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If you really like the rough stuff, you're going to love the next chapter

It was an interesting chapter, I get the feeling that something else is going on here. I bet most of the story has been a dream and Luna is going to dream walk in and have a little chat.

:pinkiegasp:

Oh no! Is this the end for our ponut plundering pirate?

Tune in next time to find out!

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Two hints at the final chapter:
- Everything was real, excluding the dream sequence of chapter 2
- Ponut plundering piracy takes a sharp decline as Equestria's sole butt pirate has been brought to justice. Sweet, naughty, butt filled justice.

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