Sorta leaves you speechless doesn't it?

I also found out what a ponut is.

I really have a craving for donuts now...

6575560 Weird, so do I.

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6575570 I blame the coverart. Unf, that coverart.
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6575573 It's been why too long since I had a proper donut.

6575576 Clearly this story's main goal is to make you buy donuts through subliminal advertising.

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The answer to the last one is different for each pony. For Rainbow Dash, as athletic as she is, it;'s Zinger Wine. It needs to be made very quickly and 20% cooler than normal though.

"...my imagination conjured up a thousand ways please her."

I'm guessing the word "to" needs to be in there.

I think I'll quite enjoy reading this, although personally I'm more fond of Door No. 1 myself.

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Once my check from Starbucks clears expect a clopfic about coffee in the future

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Goes to show you can proof read something a million times and you'll still miss something

But thanks for catching that, it should be fixed now.

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Which brings up the question: Does a ponut taste better when you're drunk on wine, or when she's drunk on wine?

Forgot the OC tag, you nit.

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Darn it, you're right. Fixed that up.

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I never knew I needed this until now.

This is like watching a car crash, just, you know, infite times funnier. Also, less bloody.

I never thought I'd be into ass eating until now...Thanks Author!

Wow... I-... wow.

Interesting. I'm looking forward to more.

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There are two types of people on this world: those who love eating ass and those who don't know it yet.

6575829 Definately when she's drunk on wine. Please do Fluttershy next.

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Since I've essentially written the entire story and am just editing it (spoilers for upcoming chapters): Wait for chapter 4

... now adding "butthole ninja" to my lexicon.

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.......more.

I made haste; I snuck up back alleys,

For half a second there, I took this as a euphemism. Thinkin' Crikey! She don't fuck around.

Fuck yes.

My name is Anna Lingus and I’m a ninja. A butthole ninja.

...........yeah nope. I can't. There TO MUCH FOR ME TO DO THAN TO READ THIS! NOPE NOPE NOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! >:|

...

But maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.....