• Published 18th Jun 2015
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"So you go to weddings often or...?" - UniqueSKD



A Changeling meets an awesome pegasus stallion and has a very short-lived conversation.

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"Actually, this is my first one."

"...it makes you realize that everypony is the star of their own story. And it's not just the main characters in our stories that make life so rich.."

Shadow Mist listened to the gray-maned mare as she droned on and on with her speech about stories and characters. He didn't really understand what the meaning of it all was supposed to be, but then again he'd never actually been to a wedding before.

Well, there was that one wedding from a while back, but at the time he attended under different circumstances. And it had been with lots of other changelings. And the queen. And he wasn't actually so much attending the wedding as he was there to crash it and help his brethren take over an entire capital city. And he also wasn't actually present at the wedding itself since that big magical barrier thingy kept him and everyling else from getting inside...

Actually, Shadow Mist corrected himself, he had never attended a wedding before.

But he was pretty sure weddings didn't involve lengthy speeches about stories. Shouldn't they be about the two ponies - or rather, in this case, two donkeys - getting married to each other or something?

Not that he should be complaining really. The levels of love in the town hall was humongous, and Shadow Mist was having a heck of a feast. It's like having dinner while watching a show or something, the changeling thought to himself. Wish that mare would get to the point though. She drones on more than the queen does back home.

Speaking of the queen, Shadow Mist made a mental note to check on the queen's condition when he got back to the hive. Getting crushed under a large pile of rocks couldn't have been pleasant, although better her than him as they were originally meant for.

He noticed a sudden flicker of movement from out the corner of his eye. Alerted, Shadow Mist turned his head and noticed some foals a few seats away from him, looking at him with worry and surprise as they cowered behind one another.

Shadow Mist frowned. "What, you kids never seen a changeling before?" he said. The foals didn't respond, instead they continued to stare at him.

"Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer," Shadow Mist harrumphed, turning his head to continue watching the wedding ceremony. A sudden flash of light to his side made him turn to look at the foals again, and he noticed a little orange-coated colt holding a photography camera at him, before ducking behind the rest of the children.

Shadow Mist shook his head. "Kids," he muttered.

He carried on listening to the mare's speech for a few moments, before the sound of crying drew Shadow Mist's attention over to a white stallion some few chairs away on the opposite side of the hall. A pink alicorn patted him gently in a futile effort to calm him down while smiling nervously at the ponies around them who were looking over at the to see what the commotion was about.

Shadow Mist rolled his eyes. "Geez, that's the fifth time that guy's bawled like a baby. I'd hate to think how he'd cope at his own wedding."

"Yeah. To think he rules an empire, too," a voice said, sounding very close to Shadow Mist. Startled, Shadow Mist whipped his head around to see a silvery-tinged white pegasus stallion sitting in the previously empty chair by the side of him.

"What the, where did you come from?" Shadow Mist asked, still in shock.

The pegasus pointed to an open window behind them both. "Outside," he replied. "But I came in after Equestria's first ever giant katamari ball rolled down the hill. Looked like fun." He turned to the changeling. "So what about you, changeling? You here by the orders of your queen, or were you invited to fill up the number of empty seats?"

Shadow Mist blinked a couple of times. "I'm sorry, but who's asking this question?" he asked after a few moments.

The pegasus extended his hoof out to the changeling in a friendly manner. "Name's Unique," the pegasus said politely. "And what might yours be, hmm?"

Shadow Mist stared at the hoof before slowly reaching one holed hoof of his own towards it. "Um...Shadow Mist," he replied. The two hooves bumped each other and shook. Shadow Mist's eyes trailed to Unique's legs, and he suddenly took notice of the fact that his new friend wasn't sitting on his chair like the other ponies usually did. Two legs slouched over the edge of his seat, which Shadow Mist also noticed were bending the wrong way.

The changeling pointed a holed hoof at Unique's legs. "What's the matter with your back legs? Why do they look like that?"

Unique glanced down at his legs and shrugged. "I dunno, I was just born with them like that. Could be anything. Birth defect, genetics, intended character design. Take your pick really."

Shadow Mist stared at them for a moment longer. He shook his head and turned back to the wedding, still going. There was silence between them for a minute before Shadow Mist turned to Unique. "So, are you a friend or a relative somehow of the two getting married?" the changeling asked.

Unique shook his head. "Nope. I'm not from around here. I was taking a detour flight through this pleasant little town the other day while enjoying a donut, when this cross-eyed mare came out of nowhere and gave me a wedding invitation. I don't even know who the bride and groom are, but the invitation said there'd be a buffet so I figured I'd come and get a free snack out of this."

Unique turned to the Shadow Mist and raised his hoof. "So do you come to weddings often, or...?" he asked.

Shadow Mist shook his head. "Actually this is my first one. Well, the first one I've ever properly attended."

Unique nodded. "Okay. That's cool I guess," he said.

There was another period of silence between the two of them, and then both pony and changeling turned away from each other to watch out the rest of the wedding ceremony, one planning to grab as much love as he could after the couple kissed, and the other planning to grab as much of the shrimp and chocolate pudding at the buffet table as possible once it was open to everypony.

Author's Note:

Blah blah blah, stuff happened, blah blah blah, cue the ending.

Comments ( 41 )

Oh Unique!

*sitcom jingle plays*

Hi Unique(saying hello even though we barely know each other) And this is actually kinda funny, I got a giggle out of your OC telling the story of why he came to the wedding.

Unique glanced down at his legs and shrugged. "I dunno, I was just born with them like that. Could be anything. Birth defect, genetics, intended character design. Take your pick really."

That did it for me. Nice little shot.

Nice. I don't really see how someone could find an actual fault with this story.

What was served at the buffet? This is important.

I love how you described Unique as "an awesome pegasus stallion" in your short description. :rainbowlaugh:

World's first Katamari ball?
What is this? he knows something that other ponies don't?
That's Unique.

*shot*

I was wondering why the name "Shadow Mist" sounded familiar, then I followed the link to one of the funniest stories I have read by one of my favorite authors on this site. Being able to crossover his own stories, that's the kind of cleverness and insanity that I enjoy the most.:raritywink:
Keep up the good work and making fun, little stories.

6108772 I'M NOT AN EGOMANIAC!

6108376 Oh, there's bound to be a few or so. But like I said, everyone else has milked that changeling scene already. There's not a lot left to talk about that somebody else hadn't already done.

It's like a family dinner. Once the pudding comes out, everyone devolves into vicious murderous animals trying to to get some of that sweet, sweet, delicious chocolate fudge cake...

Oh dear, got some drool on the keyboard...

6108788

Also, in response to your comment, Unique has awareness of certain memes and references outside and inside of his universe. When he's not in 'Serious Mode', that is.

6108268 GAH! There's that damn sound again! STOP FOLLOWING ME, STRANGE SITCOM MELODY!

6110037 (folds arms and pouts)

6109773
Oh sweet god now I need chocolate

Thanks man,you triggered my sweet tooth.

I'm offended.

He's definitely Unique, that character. *brick'd* Puns aside, I liked this short little story. :twilightsmile:

...giant katamari ball rolled down the hill.

That game is very annoying. I'm also pretty sure it as someone's bad acid trip put to graphics. :applejackunsure:

The WEDDING IS EVERYTHING! But the buffet's only open till it's gone!


:fluttercry::ajbemused::raritydespair::rainbowhuh::pinkiegasp::twilightoops: We missed the buffet!

:moustache: I saved you some shrimp rolls and cocktail sauce. . .:raritywink::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::yay::applejackconfused::twilightsheepish:

6111043 nope good mushroom trip, bright colors and change of perspective if it was acid there would be color blending and more shifting left and right... i do to many hallucinogens

6113332 Mushroom trips.

Like Mario!

Yeah, I said it!

6113332

:twilightoops: I don't want to know.

Nice little story I really like the changeling . :heart:

6114252 I may write something more about him in the future.

Congrats on getting the highest like-to-dislike ratio I have ever seen in a short story, especially one that has an OC!

6114732 Two OC's, technically, but who's counting?

Also, really? Out of any short story? Every new comment is a huge honor to me, but yours is an astounding one! Thank you!

6114763 54 likes versus 1 dislike? That's insane, and you have 405 views already! That means people have enjoyed it enough to rate it, and only one person has disliked it enough to actually downvote it. Not many authors can say they have achieved that. I know I can't, despite how hard I've tried.

6114780 It's luck. Don't let it get you down. I can imagine you do some good stories. In fact, why don't you go through them now and pick your best one out, and send me a PM with a link to it and I'll read it? :)

6114807 Really?
*Insert Rainbow Dash freakout GIF here*

The forth wall breaking is strong with this one.

*giggles* Unique, You Silly Filly :rainbowlaugh:

6312483 Please don't leave me.

You're the only girl I've spoken to for this long. :)

Just think - it's been a year and 5 months now we've known each other. Still no date, but the chats are just as nice.

(cartoon hearts float from his head)

6312521 sowwy for the lack of dates, I am still trying to sort out my life :') :heart::heart::heart::heart:

Just came for to food, eh, at least he's honest and to be fair, I'd probably be the same.

Great story. love the whole thing with Unique knowing things in and out of his dimension.

7917559 Yeah, he's a clever little bugger in that regard. XD

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