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by Super Trampoline

Chapter something or other, a PSA about Skin Cancer and my Poor Spelling Abilities

Remember that whole plotline where I travelled in time to stop the alicorns in the future or past I don't remember which from destroying the world and the rebellion against them was camped on top of a plateau in the south aMAREican jungle or some junk like that?

That was weird.

But you know what else is weird?

Your face. No seriously, please go see a dermatologist. I think that might be a cancerous legion. Or leason or Leasion or however you spell it. Hey mom you go to the dermatologist a lot because you whore tanning oil instead of sunscreen my mom is now informing me that sunscreen was not really around back then too much anyway I'll ask her, how do spell lesion legison lesion cool thanks mom. Huh that is how you spell it. Anyway, Skin cancer if caught early is rarely fatal. So yeah, go see your dermatologist. It could save your life.

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[Super Trampoline]

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FiMFiction as dislikes not downvotes.

My Little Pedant: Nitpicking is Magic

[Super Trampoline]

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I say this in the nicest way possible, I think you're taking this story and my comments a bit too seriously. If you want to do that, fantastic; just please don't feel obliged; there are many more enjoyable things to do in life than overanalyze this hot mess

[King of Kings]

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Here I thought he was doing it to make the joke funnier...
Also,

Or leason or Leasion or however you spell it. Hey mom you go to the dermatologist a lot because you whore tanning oil

you whore tanning oil

you whore

Uh...I'm pretty sure that you meant to put "you wore" here. Unless you don't like your mother, in which case I totally understand that sentiment.