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Cheesey Microwave
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.
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I came to this story expecting hilarity.
Somehow I got that too, along with a bright case of
I...wha...huh. That actually explains a lot. I accept your headcanon, good sir / madam.
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Awe, I was expecting you to destroy appleblooms innocence.
5115125 ...
That IS destroying her innocence. No longer can she accept society's norms. With such a hoax perpetrated that so many believe, how could she possibly trust the government ever again?
This really isn't supposed to be funny. It's true, I tell you! Interrogate the married and you'll learn their dirty, dirty secret!
PREGNANCY IS A LIEEEEEEEEEE!
5115172 I argue against that, I have five younger siblings, fat doesn't wriggle around and kick.
5115282 Thank you!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes my head......
Is anyone else thinking Adipose?
Son of a bitch!
Well, that was interesting and convoluted, but it was fun. At least worth, a upvote from me. Creepiness is a bit much.
"Hey , Doc This one's smokin"
"That's the Dragon & Unicorns ponabbage"
"But there not hitched yet"
"Special order from Luna & Celestia"
"Won't they be surprized"
"Side effects of reading this story include yadda yadda yadda and some other stuff, viewer discretion is not advised, don't read this if you're over the age of blueberry cream cheese."
"Big Mac looked at his hooves"
"Except for Banana Pie's foal."
These little touches make this story great.
Adding to favs!
This is random, and funny, faves and likes
.............WTF..........................
5115206 It's called hallucinating. The government puts stuff in the water.
5149385 I knew my anarchist claims had credence. Anarchist for Texas.
i.imgur.com/azzhT.jpg
5421011 It's simple: all you have to do is divide that piece of cake over there- don't confuse it with the shape-shifting hydrogen bomb that looks exactly like it- into three pieces, then feed one piece to each head of Cerberus. Once Cerberus goes potty, you must roll in that potty like a dog. The answer will come to you in the form of poop swirls when you take a shower.
Somehow after all that, I have to wonder...
Why would romantic attraction, never mind the institution of marriage, exist if ponies were conceived via a professionally-managed pony farm?
Is it wrong that this totally makes sense to me?
5436930 No. Maybe. Pumpernickel.
5435200 Purely for fun, of course. Kind of like slapping yourself with a Pufferfish for fun.
I didn't comment before, but awesome story! I was LMAO, you got a like and a fav,
5620370
Thank you! It's nice to see you!
5620457 Np, I really enjoyed this,
5620460 What does "NP" mean? Is it a typo, or does it stand for something? Me no gud interweb lingo.
5620462 No Problem,
5620470 Oh! Okay! Thanks!
Cabbage Patch... Foals!?