Twaylite Sporkul is a magical unicorn and Princess Celestia's student. And when you're magical, stuff happens! Like going through a magical portal, becoming an alicorn princess, fighting bad guys, and a bunch of other stuff I'm not going to list!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.
Twaylite Sporkul is a magical unicorn and Princess Celestia's student. And when you're magical, stuff happens! Like going through a magical portal, becoming an alicorn princess, fighting bad guys, and a bunch of other stuff I'm not going to list!
Um... this actually made sense to me. And makes me choke laughing.
...
My doctor just informed me that I actually was born without the concept of sanity. I thought it just meant soap and politics.
Doc:
That was nice.
3003588 Good luck escaping the mental hospital. The first try takes a little practice, but let me assure you, it gets easier after that.
I... I just... *goes to read the next chapter*
Oh mai gawd. Funniest thing EVER. I totally love random crap like this.
That part of Trixie stealing Twaylite's wings reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YC8XixNzwGk
3018112 To be honest, I had that in mind when I did that.
Wooooowwwwww!
3167323 I needed a little break from violence, gore, and corruption. Of course, that led to another murder and another stay in the mental hospital, but I escaped easily. They never hire good enough guards.
My next one won't be out for a while, because it's a pretty long one. Around 20,000 words, I think.
Wow. I love the use of the Mario Bros, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, memes, bananas, Satan, sunsets, shimmers, poop, and other stuff in this story. Drugs come in handy when writing stories
3398155 When was Satan involved?
SATAN WAS NEVER INVOLVED.
I BANNED HIM FROM ALL OF MY STORIES.
WHERE WAS THAT LITTLE %$^#&*?!
...just one question. What kind of drug do you habe when you're writing? I think i really need that stuff
4754841 Let's see... acid, LSD, PSP, Minecraft, Ritalin, and some of Pinkie's cupcakes. The special ones, y'know, with the meat in them!
The bear moonwalking past the two basket ball teams... Was it the white team you were looking at or did you see it anyway. And if you don't know what I'm talking about. Then this is very awkward...
4759215 GOOD JOB! YOU FIGURED OUT WHERE I GOT SOME INSPIRATION! Now I have to kill you.
That...was beautiful.
I was eating cereal and did a spt take laughing when i saw the prof pic
Aaaaaaaaannd it makes sense. THE UNIVERSE TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA!!!
And thats what happened?
Yup
I understand!!!!
You understand anything.
Yes, and i understand too.
Yeah, if you read this and you don't understand, you're an idiot.
Art.