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Cheesey Microwave


The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.

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Twaylite Sporkul is a magical unicorn and Princess Celestia's student. And when you're magical, stuff happens! Like going through a magical portal, becoming an alicorn princess, fighting bad guys, and a bunch of other stuff I'm not going to list!

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 23 )
Comment posted by someone else deleted Aug 7th, 2013

Um... this actually made sense to me. And makes me choke laughing.
...
My doctor just informed me that I actually was born without the concept of sanity. I thought it just meant soap and politics.

Doc: :facehoof:

Comment posted by someone else deleted Apr 8th, 2014
Comment posted by Cheesey Microwave deleted Apr 8th, 2014

3003588 Good luck escaping the mental hospital. The first try takes a little practice, but let me assure you, it gets easier after that. :raritywink:

I... I just... *goes to read the next chapter*

Out of nowhere, the most hideous creature anypony had ever seen appeared. It looked like it was from the planet Earth, but mutated horribly. The hair was long and ugly. It looked like it couldn't decide whether it was a boy or a girl.

Pinkie Pie gasped in horror. "It's.... it's... IT'S A JUSTIN BIEBER! EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR EARS' LIVES!" Everypony screamed and ran out. But Twaylite Sporkul stayed. Twaylite Sporkul had to be brave and defeat this gruesome monster.

The Justin Bieber began to sing. Twaylite Sporkul's ears began to bleed. Twaylite Sporkul shot a beam of magic at him, but it only made his horrid voice just a little quieter. Twaylite Sporkul made the beam of magic as strong as Twaylite Sporkul possibly could.

In a loud explosion, the Justin Bieber was silenced. It stared at Twaylite Sporkul, then said to Twaylite Sporkul in its horrible voice, "You cannot kill me. My fans keep me alive. As long as they are dumb enough to think what I sing is actual music, I SHALL LIVE ANOTHER DAY!"

Twaylite Sporkul sent it back to its home planet. "Earth beings... when will they learn the difference between music and... that?"

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh mai gawd. Funniest thing EVER. I totally love random crap like this.

3167323 I needed a little break from violence, gore, and corruption. Of course, that led to another murder and another stay in the mental hospital, but I escaped easily. They never hire good enough guards.
My next one won't be out for a while, because it's a pretty long one. Around 20,000 words, I think.

Wow. I love the use of the Mario Bros, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, memes, bananas, Satan, sunsets, shimmers, poop, and other stuff in this story. Drugs come in handy when writing stories :pinkiecrazy:

3398155 When was Satan involved?
SATAN WAS NEVER INVOLVED.
I BANNED HIM FROM ALL OF MY STORIES.
WHERE WAS THAT LITTLE %$^#&*?! :twilightangry2:

...just one question. What kind of drug do you habe when you're writing? I think i really need that stuff

4754841 Let's see... acid, LSD, PSP, Minecraft, Ritalin, and some of Pinkie's cupcakes. The special ones, y'know, with the meat in them!

The bear moonwalking past the two basket ball teams... Was it the white team you were looking at or did you see it anyway. And if you don't know what I'm talking about. Then this is very awkward... :twilightblush:

4759215 GOOD JOB! YOU FIGURED OUT WHERE I GOT SOME INSPIRATION! Now I have to kill you.

I was eating cereal and did a spt take laughing when i saw the prof pic

Aaaaaaaaannd it makes sense. THE UNIVERSE TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA!!!
And thats what happened?
Yup
I understand!!!! :pinkiehappy:
You understand anything.
Yes, and i understand too.
Yeah, if you read this and you don't understand, you're an idiot.

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