A/N
Okay, I wrote this because the idea has been in my head for 2 days and I need it out.
Thunder Stride, Lightning Choke, and Streak Shot are all the same pony BTW.
Rainbow Dash and Thunder Stride are the best of friends. Both of them have no plans of ruining that friendship. But when the prom comes up and neither of them have a date, they decide that they "might as well"
Big thanks to DE_K for creating the edits for chapter 2.
Sex tag is for "Chapter 2" - some of the language makes it sound sexual.
Chapters (2)
4842572 O mi gosh... :'D Dude, that thing is... I can't even...
4842572 This is a beautiful thing I never knew existed, and I'm so happy now that I do.
4842572 How can I get this elsewhere? Please, I must know if I can live any longer! Tell me your secrets, great one!!!
4842785 ...It's so dope...
Yo ass have just improved mah game all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa!.
4842785
I just used that on a chapter of a fic I'm working on.
I'm going to attach Gdocs at the end of every chapter containing the translated version of the chapter.
You have made my week with that.
4842572
Okay that was pretty funny. But why did you do it?
4842963
Ah okay! Yeah the formatting is pretty bad. I find it painful for my eyes too. Why do these new writers always post their stories up without consulting an editor, I have no idea? Oh wait... That sounds very familiar to me.
4842948 Why not do it?
4843000 Fo shizzle, biaaatch.
Cue the self-insert and you get this story.
Just why?
Do you have any idea how much scorn I have for you right now? One overachieving OC wasn't enough for you, so you had to have three in one, didn't you? Not to mention you make an extremely rare mental illness that's usually brought on by severe trauma sound like an absolute lark, a fun walk in the park for the whole family to enjoy.
Oh look, an even more basic failure to do any research. "They" were never fillies together because she was a filly, but he was a colt. "Filly" means "girl". The word you want is "foal".
It's taking a lot of self-restraint to not just lob some obscenities in your direction right now. You're welcome.
And look at you posting web addresses in the middle of your story; you can't even link properly, despite FIMFiction giving you tools to do so. And don't even get me started on your flurry of punctuation errors, or your eyeroll-inducing fourth-wall breaks. This is horrible.
Mah gawd . i luv you
Don't break the fourth wall too much. But other than that, this story is good.
4842572 couldn't make it past the first paragraph without falling of my chair .
yo did a nice shit muthafucka
If some one ever throws skittles at you and yells "Feel the rainbow!" You grab a car and throw it at them singing "Nationwide is on your side" XD
4843677
Ah yes. I'm sorry that my character has to be the best, in the future there going to be split up and separate, this [Probably] isn't going to happen again.
I totally pulled a blank on the filly colt thing, ill change it, and thanks.
I'll have to learn the formatting, then I'll edit it.
Fourth wall breaks are fun for me.
I'll probably never use them again, but, ya'know.
4842572
That was awesome.
I'm am still very confused over it though.
4843937
Okay, thanks.
4843808
Can't tell if serious...
4844045
Yes.Yes you do, without hesitation.
4843547
Yeah sorry, I watched napoleon dynamite and then feel asleep.
4844106 LOL IKR
Okay, redid the links so now there formatted.
No more copy-paste, yay!
4844106
Nope.
4844688
4844880
jk I LOVE YOUR STORIES c:
This isn't the best but I don't get why it has so many thumbs downs...
4845841
You're breaking my heart
4846348
People shouldn't expect as much for a authors 1st - 3rd stories.
Hey - thanks! You didn't call it downright awful!
4846776
It could use more work and definitely more story but It is definitely a good start
4846776
*hugs* Sowwy ;-;
4846348 It's a snowball effect. Once something has more dislikes than likes, people come to it just so they can hate on it and dislike it. And the more people dislike something, the more people that come to dislike it. Kind of sad but we're more evil than one might think.
This is horrendous.
You have a perfect OC with not one, not two, but THREE NAMES!
Then you have his girlfriend be rainbow dash, because when in FIMfiction has a Self Insert Gary Stu OC and RD ever gone wrong?
-9001/10
4844164
So how'd you get roped in for chapter two?
4843031
4855999
At least you love my fanfic.
I wrote this because I wanted it out of my head, and that worked.
4859931
If anything, I ducking despise it
4859934
your username, silly!
4859939
I mean Fanfics that are so bad it's good.
This fanfic is so bad, I want to be blind and forget this fanfic.
4859945
Ah.
I regret to inform you that your username is misleading.
If you really do hate it, why do you keep coming back?
4859949
Because you keep responding.
4857521
He put it through a word generator.
4859953
That makes sense.
Okay, ill stop...
NOW!
This chapter hurted me brain