Hello!
My name is Jacob,
Heres some music for ya -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IQlZasgQnM
I go by many names. But, you can call me Lightning Choke, if you know what's good for ya'. :pinkiespy:
(I will follow the first person to get this reference. Its that important.)
I play games, write stories, and... uhhh... that's bout' it.
Not our finest moment.
Rainbow Dash is best pony, btw.
Rainbow Dash
U wot m8? I rek ur shit I swr to me mum!

Now, we go to out sponsors :

In real life I'm 6 foot 5, play triple A hockey as well as varsity.
I won Texas state wrestling champ,
And I killed a man with my pinkie.

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