*CRASH*
"Ughhh...did anyling get the license plate of the chariot that hit me?" You ask more to yourself then anyling else. You shake off the dust from your mane (its looks like Naruto's from 'Naruto', but its orange and less spiky) and you look around the area you were tackled into. You eyes widen in surprise when you see a changeling body dent in the wall of the barn. How...how I'm I alive, if whatever tackled me into the wall with enough force to leave a body dent in a wall, then I should nothing but changeling goo on the wall! You begin to wonder on how your even standing without any broken bones, when you hear a "ahem" come from be hide you.
You turn around to see Applejack looking at you smugly, and a rainbow haired pegasus standing next to her. You don't see Applebloom anywhere, so you guess that she went to hide somewhere away from your future pounding. You swear that you've seen the pegasus before, when it hits you. She's the same mare WHO KICKED YOUR FLAKE THE MOST OUT OF ALL SIX MARES WHO DID BEAT YOU UP, AND SHE'S ALSO THE SAME MARE YOU ACCIDENTALLY USED AS A LIVING PILLOW THIS MORNING!
You begin to freak out, especially when the rainbow haired pegasus cracked her neck and glared a you. "So your the changeling who's been messing with my friends for the past two days." She says to you in a tone that promises you pain. She then begins to back up and she also begins to unfold her wings as well. " Well let me tell you one thing buggy, when you mess with the Element of Loyalty's friends, then you mess with me!" Applejack looks proudly at the blue pegasus when the pegasus said that.
Again with these 'Elements', is this some kind of nickname that these two gave each other? You ask yourself in your head. This isn't the first time you heard of these 'Elements' before. You vaguely remember you ex-queen saying something about "stopping the Elements from ruining her plans." You also remember Applejack calling herself the 'Element of Honesty' when you disguised yourself as Twilight to talk to her earlier that day.
"HEY ARE YOU LISTENING!" You snap out of your rambling thoughts when you hear the rainbow mare screamed at you. You look over at her, surprised, and you say the only thing that comes to your mind.
"Huh?"
....
...
...
You didn't even know blue could turn red. The rainbow maned pegasus looks like she's about to blow up! The pegasus eye starts to twitch and she says in a annoyed tone "I said that I, the great Rainbow Dash, will show you what happens when you mess with my friends!" She takes a heroic pose and you swear you see the sun shinning on her when she said that. You suddenly get this strange feeling in your thort.
*snort*
Your eyes widen in terror when you realize whats happening, and you begin to think of everything but Rainbow Dash's name and hair color. Ahh I thought about it!
*giggle*
Don't do it, don't do it, if you what to live don't do what your about to do. You think to yourself in terror.
*giggle*snort*giggle*
"What's so funny bug?" Rainbow Dash asks you with an accusing glare. "Your*pffftt* name is....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Rainbow Dash and your hair is all rainbows and...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Welp...your dead buggy meat.
Rainbow Dash looks like shes about to pummel you into a bloody pulp, when you say something that you regretted the moment you said it...
You get a crazy plan. You taunt the newcomer, calling her a fillyfooler with that mane of hers and apologizing for attacking her marefriend. When she charges you, you open the inventory and let her fly in. If that doesn't work, you will at least have a swift death with no chance of watching My Little Human.
"You....hahaha...look like a fillyfooler!" You then immediately shut your yap when you realize something...YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD! You slowly look over to Rainbow Dash to see stinking steam coming out of her stinking ears! "Uhhhhhh...oops!" Your dead now, goodbye changeling.
"YOUR DEAD YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BUG!!!!"
Rainbow Dash then flies at you in pure furry. You have little time to think so you grab The Inventory from you back and hold it open in front of you. If this doesn't work, then I'm dead where I stand. You think to your self in terror. You close your eyes in terror and wait for the oncoming pain.
And wait....
And wait...
*CRASH*
You open your eyes in surprise to see that The Inventory is still in your hooves and that you didn't fell Rainbow go into it. "Ooohhhh" You hear that be hide you and you turn around to see...that Rainbow had missed you completely in her rage and she somehow manege to crash though the barn wall. Her backside sticking out of the wall and you guess her head is on the other side of the wall. "Can somepony help me get unstuck from here...please." Rainbow asks. "Don't worry Rainbow, I'ma coming." Applejack says to her and them she quickly runs over to help her.
You take the chance from them being distracted by Rainbow's accident to escape. You see Applebloom come out from be hide a haystack, and you quickly gallop over to her. You look her in the eyes and say "Sorry Applebloom but I need to leave. I wish I could stay and meet your friends but it's not safe for me here. But, were Cutie Mark Crusaders and we will always stay connected, here." You point at were you think a pony's heart is when you say that.
Applebloom sniffs a little bit, but then she smiles and says "Promise me yall come back and visit." She gives you her big adorable eyes like before, and you can't help but smile.
"I promise."
You then teleport as far away from the barn as possible. You pop up on a dirt road. You look around you to see that there are three different paths. From what you can see one leads to a shack near the woods. Another leads to the woods, and the last one leads to a open flied.
What do you do?
Go to the shack near the woods.
If it's Fluttershy's house, then walk in and pester her to hide you from her fillyfooler friends
Also
Laugh at the fact that the closet fillyfooler had another mare touching her flank
4457261 I do not see any of the characters in the show as being that way. I apologize if this comment causes insult, but it's the way I see it.
Anyway...
Go to the shack. Hopefully, you can hide there, disguised as someone else, or at least get some help.
You change into the form of a pony and head to the shack. You see a pegasus there who looks familia- OH BUCK NOT ANOTHER ELEMENT OF HARMONY! Fortunately, she looks pretty cute and gentle so you decide to try the "Smooth" approach (and once again you end up being adorkable instead and end up hurting yourself in front of her which gains you some sympathy from the shy pegasus)
Go to the open field, that way nopon- er...noLING can sneak up on you. Lay in the grass, stretch your legs, and rest. You must be tired from all the chaos that has ensued.
(Funniest moment? In the Crystal Empire where Pinkie Pie dresses up in a Fluttershy suit, leaps out of it, and Fluttershy STEPS IN AN OUTFIT DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE HER SKIN. Like
"PINKIE PIE IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW??")
lets think about this.
path to woods: you have no idea how many monsters lurk within and you could very easily end up in one of their stomachs.
path to field: you would be an open target to rainbow dash's air-to-surface hoof strike.
path to shack: could be inhabited and that could mean trouble, but its theoratically the safest if your disguised.
I think the choice is simple.
One does not simply choose a single funny mlp fim moment. i apologize for my inabillity to choose for to do so would break my super manly honour by picking favourites, and so i must do the only just thing and that is to love them all equally, so sayeth mi amore cadenza!
4457342 I don't, its just that the changeling JUST called RD a fillyfooler, to which she got mad, before having another mare touch her butt.
The irony is freaking hilarious
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I see...
Paths? Screw paths, they'll attract more attention to yourself.
Right now your main objective is this:
Get the fuck out of ponyville.
I'm not even joking. You can come back later, but for now, you've got the town's 2 top athletes on your back. Go to Manehattan, visit babs. Go to canterlot, breif cadence.
Go anywhere but where you are right now.
RUN GODDAMMIT!
Funniest moment? Hmm, there are a lot of good ones, but I'd have to say glass of water song.
Dance the tango with an apple tree
As for the funniest moment of Season 4 for me?
Anytime where Discord was using his powers
that naruto part.
funniest moment is, uh...... no idea.
go to the shack near the woods. there is a yellow pegasus there, and is PROBABLY the most forgiving of the bunch, and wont kill you on sight.
Nothing good happened to you in the woods. The field will give you no cover from Rainbow Dash. Head for the shack. After all, when was the last time you ate?
Funniest moment...was Dash trying to drag Fluttershy out of her house for the Dragon Migration. I had flashbacks of my parents doing the same to me when I didn't want to go to school. I was rooting for Fluttershy during that exchange.
To Da Shack. Not only do we get to meet fluttershy and perhaps get her on our side, but we might acquire a pet of some sort
Go to the shack with some luck the only one who will uderstand you is inside
Sees town in distance
Investigate town?
[y] [n]
Kind of getting frustrated with this. This is supposed to be a comment driven story, but it seems like the comments are barely an afterthought in each chapter. I've been participating since chapter 10 or so and you've yet to use even a single one of my suggestions, even though one of them had 3 other people agreeing with it. In this chapter, you had suggestions from eleven people, but for the first half of the chapter you wrote your own thing and then only used one suggestion in the middle of the chapter.
COME ON EVERY- oh wait wrong chapter? Woops....
Giant evil cloud of doom destroying my empire? Throw my wife at it.
Will Rainbow Dash be beating anybody up in this story?
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A MASTER BAKER THAT CHOSE TO LISTEN TO A HALF ASLEEP HICK!