[FIXED] Episode 34: I HATE The Woods!
Check on Nightshade
I got nothing for this chapter... wait.. the most important thing accually I see in the story so far is checking up on nightshade so go do that bugze!!!
You immediately check up on Nightshade and find her sleeping with a two pieces of paper. One sheet is a crayon drawing of you and her with the words "Daddy the Hero" (DAWWWWW) and the other is a note. You take the note and it says...
UUUUUUUUUUUUCK! After you're finished cursing lady luck, you suddenly remember that Nightshade is still in The Inventory! After all she's been though, you hope the poor thing isn't completely traumatized. You think about her and then you look into The Inventory to see... Nightshade fast asleep. You also see two pieces of paper next to her, as well as a notepad and a pencil. You quietly grab them with your hooves (somehow. You never really understood how anyling could grab stuff with hooves) and you look at them. The first piece of paper is a crayon drawing of you and Nightshade hugging with the words 'Daddy the Hero' above you. You smile at that and whisper to yourself,
"I still don't know if she's my daughter or not, but I guess it wouldn't hurt anyling if I acted as her dad for awhile... right?"
You take the picture and you put it into your coat pocket on your chest. You look at the other piece of paper and see that it is in fact a note. You decide to read and it says:.
Dear Bestest Best Friend Bugze,
Hi its me Derpy.
So your feeling okay right?
You hit your head pretty hard on the Doctors control panel thingy.
Oh well... sorry I can't talk to you in person.
The Doctor said I can't because of some sort of 'wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey' thing.
I honestly don't know what hes talking about half the time (Don't tell him I said that).
Oh right, The Doctor told me to tell you that we fed uh hold on a second
Okay I'm back.
So I asked The Doctor what this little sweet filly's name is.
Huh...Oh right.
We fed Nightshade but oh muffin did she have a appetite.
I have a list attached to this letter of all the food she ate.
I hope we can meet again soon Bugze.
Love,
Derpy
Well, it was nice of them to do that. You think to yourself. You see the list that Derpy talked about and you look at it. It shows this:
A large bowl of custard
7 packs of fish fingers
9 bottles of ginger beer (don't worry Bugze, it's not alcoholic, it's a different kind of ginger ale)
A dozen bags of jelly babies
Two dozen bananas
Tonkotsu
Fried rice
Carpatchio
chinese beef tofu
Mango with sticky rice
20 sticks of Japanese dumplings
Note all xtra large siz
A large bowl of custard
4 packs of fish fingers
A dozen bottles of ginger beer (don't worry Bugze, it's not alcoholic, it's a different kind of ginger ale)
A dozen bananas
Two dozen bags of jelly babies (the Doctor is annoyed she ate his entire supply)
5 bowls of Tonkotsu (Pork ramen, ew)
4 plates of Fried rice
6 plates of Carpatchio (raw meat pounded thin, ew again)
7 plates of "Chinese" beef tofu (I don't know what or where a "Chinese" is)
3 plates of Mango with sticky rice
20 sticks of "Japanese" dumplings (Again, I don't know what or where a "Japanese" is)
You suddenly hear a ghostly voice say,
Buuuuugzzzze...
You drop the list in panic and shout,
"Who the buck is there!"
Thinking that it could something after Nightshade, you hold the Inventory protectively close, walk towards the direction where you heard the voice, and quickly pull back the bushes before yelling,
"Aha!"
...Only to find a frog there ribbiting.
"Oh... just a frog..." You say in relief before you walk back over to where you dropped the list and continue reading,
And Bugze, she said this was all a snack! And they were all extra large servings! Oh, The Doctor told me you owe him this much:
10,000,000,000,000,000 bits.
Hope you have enough to pay!
You drop the list in shock and horror. Your supposed 'daughter' just got you in debt with a Time Lord!
"I swear to Luna if I start to disappear from the space-time continuum, I will soooo ground her for life." You say to yourself in a threatening tone, but you see more to the note and continue reading:
P.S.
The Doctor tells me that the food is a tiny part of the cost.
The real cost came from having to fix the TARDIS as you kinda broke the control panel thingy with your head.
Because of that, the TARDIS couldn't move and we got hit by Princess Luna's attack making us arrive in this city that's like Cloudsdale, but made of rock and metal instead of clouds and full of these scary monkey creatures that were hurting each other with fire, hooks, bombs, and loud metal sticks.
We managed to escape after getting hit alot more, but the Doctor had to quickly drop you in the some forest a few minutes after we picked you up at the castle so he could fix the TARDIS.
"Well, that explains how I got here at least" you sigh in annoyance and decide it would be a good time to...
Well its quiet here so maybe i should read the "Stun Spells and You" book,i dont remember reading that and some tricks from it could be usefull later...
Read the 'Stun Spells and You'book that you got back at the barracks before you can worry about how you're gonna feed your 'daughter'. After all that's happen, you think it would be a good idea to have an offensive spell to protect yourself and Nightshade. After all, you won't always be able to teleport away from your enemies. So you think about the book, take it out, and you begin to read it.
10 MINUTES LATER
After you finish reading the book and practice on a few unlucky chipmunks and birds (you said sorry to them later) you think you have the spell down pat.
Stun Spell Learned
You begin to think of all the powers you got, and how you add new ones almost all the time. You think it would be a good idea to...
Write a list with all of the spells/moves you know, and add it to your inventory. It might come in handy later.
Write down all the spells and powers you know. Who knows, it might come in handy later. So you take the pencil and notepad and you write down all your powers and spells down...
Royal Canterlot Voice
"Fus Ro Dah" shout
"No Shadow Kick" attack
Stun spell
Force Field spell
Teleport spell
Advanced Healing (apparently)
Shape Shifting
Yup. That's pretty much all my powers and spells I know. You think to yourself. You take that and all the other stuff and put them all into The Inventory. Now that you think about it, now would be a good time to....
Preform a quick Inventory check
Do a quick Inventory check while you're at it. Here's what you have...
"Royal Canterlot Voice For Dummies" book
"How to be A Gentle Colt 101" book
All Six Sherclop Holmes Novels and all fifty-six short stories
"Stun Spells and You" book
Brown pouch with nine Bits in it
"Kung-Fu For Dummies" book
Nightshade
List of all your powers and spells
Note with your debt to The Doctor
Now after checking your Inventory, there's only one thing in your mind. And that is... What do you do now?
What do you do?
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Haven't even read the chapter yet, but I saw this hit the featured box with the new update. Congrats!
Spend a day with nightshade.
You decide to revisit the zebra Zecora, as she could help you learn more magic spells and potions.
I love how he check the Inventory: yeah, book, book, another book, a kid, no big deal...
Climbing a tree checking where exactly they are and if there is a settlement around them sounds a good idea... assuming Bugze know how to climb a tree
If they find a town then the next destination is added,going there and hoping that lady luck do her best
If they dont see town then searching for a river......because if they follow the river they might find a place. Also if i saw right Nightshade ate something fish fingers, which sounds like meat for me, so near the water maybe he can go fishing, to get some food for NIghtshade.
worse thing the fandom ever made: those sick stories like cupcake and rainbow factory (i only know these cause they are famous in a way) . they are like: Yeah this character look nice and have a happy life, lets fuck that up by making them a raging psychopath. Noone can be cheerful without some dark secret which usually ending killing someone with the most gruesome way.
Magus, grab that fire flower, I'll get the Samus suit! (Kicks a baddy square in the chest) and YOU are not going to get between me and my Samus suit!!!!!! HYAAAAH!
And the worst thing the fandom has made is clop. I can't stand clop. What if a little girl finds it? "Oh yaaaaaay ponies woohoo AAAAH WHAT IS RAINBOW DASH DOING TO FLUTTERSHY OHHHHH GOD"
Find out about prince blueblood and proceed to find him and falcon punch him in the face, afterward plant poison joke in his pocket. After that find out why fluttershy is pissed at rainbow (you still have your cloak of everlasting darkness right?)
spend a day with nightshade and try to learn a bit more about her by the way
she might even know some useful stuff
Let's go visit Zecora. Also LEARN THE COMMUNICATION SPELL. Candace is probably freaking out right now. Send her a letter detailing everything that happened since she teleported us to Ponyville.
(Perspective should shift to Candace reading the letter and her reactions to our various actions. Should end with her saying "Holy horseapples, how is he not dead... I should probably talk to Celestia about this")
I just want to know why the Doctor thinks you owe him that much. After all he usually woudn't expect anything in return for saving a planet , so why put someone who could not really earn much money at all so much in debt... Also. At a reasonable price the food would at most be around 700 bits. So yeah. WHAT THE HAY IS HE CHARGING HIM FOR!?
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*burns the zombies that were following me with the fire flower*
"Ok, let's see what we have here... Is that a Holy Hand Grenade? What that doing here, it wasn't in a video gam- Oh yeah they had in Worms."
*Pulls pin and throws it behind me, ("Hallelujah") Blows up the Centurion that about to attack."
" BFG, not my style, hey plasma sword, mine."
*Starts calmly picking up various weapons, while in the back ground forevertheDoctor is going to town with the Samus suit*
*sees a large robotic suit*
"Oh, this is gonna be FUN"
*Jumps in the Ogre Titan (Titanfall) and grabs a 40mm Cannon from a rack of Titan weapons*
"Let's party!"
*Any remaining Centurions get a 40mm shell to the face*
4547386 AHMA FIREIN MAH LASEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
Clopfics for sure!!! And what you should do right now is basically see if you're in the everfree or a diff forest. If you are in the everfree then you should go see zecora.
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^, and make sure you both have something to eat. Maybe, as forevertheDoctor suggested, go see Zecora.
The worst thing the fandom has made are sexual-based stories and videos, including the so called "clop" and shipping stuff, as well as stuff like "Cupcakes" (I seriously was unable to watch it to the end, and I hope I end up forgetting it completely sometime), as SASsoldat noted earlier. Also, bestality and xenophilia are utterly wrong in my eyes. I also greatly, in general, disliked the idea of humanized (or anthro) ponies or ponified humans.
I realize some of you might be offended, but the author did ask.
In an effort to figure out where you are, you hear two voices shout.
"Scootaloo-oo! Scoot-Scootaloo-oo!"
"That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"
What are two fillies doing in the forest?! Worse, what are the odds that anyling else is nearby to keep an eye on them? Begging the universe to give you a day, just one day, to catch your breath, you set out to find whoever shouted.
Edit: The worst thing to come out of the fandom is grimdark. No. Just...NO!
I get clopfics. Some of them actually have a point and try to bring two characters together and deepen their relationship. That's fair. And MLP is hardly the only example of sexual content run amuck in a fandom.
Grimdark has no such purpose. "Ooooooh, let me see how much I can make someone sitting in a comfortable chair in a well-lit room hunched over a computer screen squirm with my description of torture and gore! That will make me cool!"
No. It just makes you forgettable.
It suddenly dawns on you that you just stood up to (and probably pissed off) the ruling circle (or square in this case) of Equestria! (To keep continuity, the royals don't know that the hooded figure is a changeling and even Princess Cadance now highly doubts that the black-hooded figure was really Bugze the changeling)
You fall into a mud puddle which turns your black coat brown making it a browncoat and you suddenly feel the need to say "Gorram" instead of "Goddamn" and "Shiny" instead of "Cool" (any fellow browncoat bronies, you're welcome).
Whenever anypony asks why you wear a coat, you reply that you "have a condition" (you don't like having to lie frequently as one cliche you always hated in movies is "the liar revealed" where the lies are exposed, everypony hates the hero for lying, and the story becomes gloomy and whiny and mopey- Dear LUNA-I mean CELESTIA, you HATE that gorram cliche!)
You realize that Nightshade's armor probably has something to do with your misfortune and you have the filly put away her armor so she can blend in more. Nightshade also decides to hide her wings and/or horn with a spell because an alicorn filly would attract ALOT of attention...
-You know what, let the Hive Mind decide whether Nightshade should disguise herself as a Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth Pony.
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Worst thing to come out of the fandom are Grimdark fanfics and Rule 34.
I know you told me not to go into 'The Darkness' door and I didn't, but your Big Daddy (which you still haven't called off yet) accidentally smashed that door by throwing M Night Shymalan into it. I'm not even in your mind on purpose! Would you kindly find a way out for your editor before I get maimed!
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"Hey, DWC. Maybe me and foreverDoc, here can go and help him. We just need directions to him."
*looks around the armory*
"Hey Kersey, you want us to bring you anything?"
4548850 If you can get me a lightsaber (preferably orange, but green will do), an Auto-9 machine pistol, Cerberus, and a M41A Pulse Rifle with extra ammo and grenades I'll be good, but I don't like the look of what's happe- MOTHER OF MERCY!!!
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"Want any kind of armor with that? I mean foreverDoc is rocking the Samus suit and am currently in a Titan." (Which how am intending to carry all of this stuff.)
Deep in debt to a timelord, eh? I guess everything is expensive in the future (or wherever he got all that food from).
You should focus on clearing your name before the Princesses send their royal assassins after you. (Just make sure you don't get tapped.)
Also, what episode of the show are we on right now? I've kinda lost track.
4548929 I'll be fine if you can get me that bulletproof (and probably fireproof) trenchcoat from Darker than Black in addition to the previous weapons- (ROOOOAAAR!!!). Sooner better than later if you don't mind.
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I think we are currently in between episodes.
Go get a job and work up some bits! You might need some, especially with that debt...
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"Isn't that an Anime? We are currently in a Video game armory... Eh I can find something similar. actually let me google it(Titans have Internet Acess. Weeeeee!). Apparently, the characters from that we in some obscure Japanese game. Let's see.... Ah, found it."
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Hey, they should have known what they were getting themselves into when they removed the Mature Content filter.
Also, 4548739
I suggest Unicorn.
4548985 wow, Kersey's found his way in here too? Well isn't that nice. Now just give him the armor before that Centurian behind him kills him.
4549875 Buck the Centurian! I'm more worried about the Big Daddy (which, btw, just gored the Centurian on its drill) I'm playing impromptu matador with (and whatever may be in 'The Darkness' door that said Big Daddy just smashed)!
4550450 there's a Big Daddy? Ha, Samus time! (Attacks Big Daddy with Samus suit)
4550747 I think you just made it angry... And where is MagusBlack with those Gorram weapons?!
BTW, did you spot the Bioshock Infinite reference in this story?
4550747 MY DISPLACED IS A BIG DADDY!
*A seven foot tall Alpha model with two drills hanging off of his hips walks past, giving a offhand wave as he carried his little sister on his air tanks. You causally remark on how friendly and polite big daddies can be...
Before turning around and wading through waste high piles of blood and viscera he left behind, ponies in everything from simple rags to the finest armour all met their fate when they decided to fight the King of Rapture.*
they landed in overwaatch?