Episode 19: Heart Attack and Talking With the 'Enemy's' Sister!!!
Nearly have a Heart Attack from the amount of adorable and sad this filly is producing.
Before you can even think of something to say to the filly, you realize something. She looks so adorable with her eyes looking so big like that. If you could eat love, which you still haven't figured out why you can't, you would be overflow with her adorableness.
*thump*
Whats this feeling I have in my chest? You think to yourself questionably. It feels...nice. You begin to smile, and the filly looks up at you in surprise. She looks even more adorable then before.
*thump* *thump*
Okay, this feeling in my chest is speeding up and doesn't feel goo anymore! You think to yourself in distress. You back away from the filly and start to hold your chest (somehow defining all logic cause of, you know, hooves) in pain. The filly walks out and gallops over to you looking worried. " Are you okay mister?" She asks you in a worried tone. So...cute. You think to yourself.
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
You start to see dots in your vision. Your chest feels like its going to explode, like that one scene from Alien. You look at the filly with a pained expression and you say to her "I'm gonna faint now". And you do just that. Your vision goes and all you see is black. This isn't the first time you've fainted, it's actually your third time. The second time was when you were blasted off into that blasted forest after the failed invasion. The first time was when one of your old comrades made you watch *shiver* My Little Human. Worst. Day. EVER! Looks like your waking up, let's see what happens....
3 HOURS LATER
"Ugh...where am I?" You wake up from the depths of unconsciousness to see that you aren't outside. You appear to be inside the barn that you teleported all the apples from before to. You know this because there are apple buckets everywhere! No matter where you look, there is always a apple bucket. "Whoa," You say to yourself in surprise. " I guess I bucked more apple trees then I thought I did."
"You sure did mister." You look over to the voice in shock, to see the little filly from before, is next to you. She must have noticed your shocked expression because then she said " Yep, you've bucked more apple trees then mah sister, Applejack, did last year in the yearly 'Apple Family Harvesting Contest' and she got first place!" She smiles brightly at that fact. You would have "awwed" if for the fact that she said "mah sister" and "Applejack" in the same sentence. The gears in your mind start to process that information.
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*ding* OH SHOOT SHES APPLEJACK'S SISTER!!!!! You look around in pure terror, half expecting Applejack to pop out of one of the apple buckets and pummel you. Silly as that may sound, you still don't want to take any chances. "Uh...mister are you gonna be alright?" The filly asks you, looking very worried look.
She's just a filly. She won't hurt you. Also, that's Applejack's sister soooooo don't piss her off, k?
You take a deep breath before you decide to talk to the filly. She's just a filly. You think to your self. If she wanted to hurt me she would have done it to me by now. Besides, She's Applejacks sister, if I make her mad it spells doom for me. You look at the filly and decide to...
Try to talk to her. She's just a filly, she can't cause that much harm. The only two other ponies nearby are either tired.... or asleep.
...sit down and talk to her. (If Bugze is surprisingly good at interaction with foals that would be awesome.)
Introduce yourself,
Ok sit down...and talk to her
You decide to get to know the little filly, maybe you can be friends with her, after all if she isn't calling the Royal Guard on your flank as soon as she saw you, then she must want to get to know you or something of that nature. So you decide to introduce yourself. "Hi my name is...." You stop mid sentence. You don't trust this little filly enough to tell her your name. But, what do you tell her what your name is...*ding* You then remember something Cadance told you before she teleported you here.
"Ah ha, I got it, I'll see you later Bugze."
Well...that could work You think to yourself. You notice that the filly is looking at you strangely. You look at her embarrassed and say "Sorry, what I was saying is that my friends call me Bugze, whats your name?" You ask the little filly. She looks at you wih big excited eyes and says "Mah name is Applebloom Mister Bugze." You laugh a little at the "Mister" comment, but you let it slide. You and Applebloom decide to talk about like and dislikes and stuff like that for awhile....
20 MINUTES LATER
You've talking with Applebloom for the past twenty minutes, and you've discovered a lot of things about her. For one she has a brother called Big Macintosh (who, fro her description, you do not want to meet in your changeling or make him mad..at all) and a grandma called Granny Smith (what is with her family and apple related names?). Apparently, after you past-out, she manged to drag you all the way to the bran without getting caught. She also told you that, like you, she doesn't have a cutie mark, but unlike you she has two friends, Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo, who also don't have cutie marks. And they formed this cute little group called 'The Cutie Mark Crusaders" and their goal is to find their cutie marks. She told you on some of their misadventures trying to get their cutie marks, and you admit that you laughed at loud at some of them. Which leads us to whats happening now...
"So your telling me that you girls thought it would be a good idea to get your cutie marks in *snort* horror movie watchers!" You say barely containing your laughter. Applebloom then gives you an embarrassed nod. "Well...yeah now that I think about it, it wasn't a very good idea, I still get nightmares from that stuff."
"Anyway Bugze, I've been thinking that since you don't have a cutie mark either, would ya like to join the cutie mark crusaders?" She asks you in an adorable voice with big pleading eyes. You give a shocked expression, but then you smile a huge smile. This would be not only mean new friend, but you would also be a cool little group. You are about to respond with a 'yes' when the bran door opens and someling walks in.
"Applebloom do you know what happened to all the appl...VARMINT.
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What do you do?
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Beg for your life!!
Quit running, look Applejack in the eye and tell her you're sick of this shit.
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Do that, but also teleport out.
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Tell her you're sick of her bull, but get out as well. That should make your opinion felt, as well as keeping you free. The only other option is to fight, with negative consequences to your intended mission to make the other ponies like you.
I want to be a changeling
Tell her to be less biased
Run. She's going to kill you if you don't!
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that profile pic matches hilariously well.
You have an ally now. Apple Bloom will stick up for you. Trust in the Magic of Friendship.
you suddently remeber you have magic and that AJs an earth pony and one of the most basic speels you learned in your stupid magic class was levitation, now you where never good with spells but hey if you can telaport from ponyvill to canterlot and feel no form of exaustion then mabey, just mabey you can restrain this mare and have a nice, calm,chat afterall she is the elament of honesty and her sis can back you up..... hopfully....
You can't keep running from Applejack forever, and now you've got someone who can stand up for you. Use that to your advantage and see if you can convince Applejack not to beat you up.
As for the question, I would choose to be a changeling. You get magic, you get flight, and you can be anypony you want. Perfect for shenanigans
Don't move. say completely deadpan. "Am too tired to run from you, seeing as I just bucked more apples than you did at the Apple Family Harvesting Contest according to Applebloom. She is much nicer than you by the way."
If she tries to capture you lift her into the air via telekinesis.
Be the calm and rational one... And by calm and rational, I of course mean beg for forgiveness for all you're worth.
And if she get's mad at you for helping with the apples, just sarcastically tell her you could stick them back on the trees if she wants.
Also, I would choose to be a changeling above ALL other options. Jacks-of-all trades shape-shifters that can "become" anyone they want, regardless of species? Yes please!
Put Applejack on the defensive by accusing her of being a "species-ist" (bonus points if you sarcastically offer to go get a noose and a pointed hood for her). It works at first, but then Applejack remembers and points out that you threw dirt in Twilight's eyes*, used Rarity as a shield and even THREW her at Applejack**
*The Setup
**Episode 3: Failing to Be Calm, Oh Well...RUNNING SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!!!!!
Apple bloom! Save bugze!
Probably changeling, though that depends on what headcannons you go off of.
4448821 Any head cannon is fine, my fellow friend of the 'staying up really late' club.
I can't decide between a Pegasus or a Draconequus! (What Discord is) See, if I was a pegasus I would be able to fly and stuff...wait...
Screw it, draconequus! Than I could literally do whatever I wanted.....
Which would be to create an army of living bananas.
Fear me.
Well almost forgot to drive the story along. Whoops.
Grab Applebloom and hide behind her and scream, "SAVE ME, SENPAI!!"
Draconequus or unicorn
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I would be...
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Ultra bat pony that has their DNA spliced with a changelings, Niddhog, Rainbow Dash, and Nightmare Moons DNAs, with black fur as strong as steel, golden eyes that glow in the dark, massive wingspan and airspeed, starry mane and tail, the ability to shoot plasma beams out of their mouth, shape shifting abilities, telekinesis, lightning summoning, a nice job at a flower shop and an OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT!
...you know what? I'm just going to pretend that the Apples store their tools and produce in an enormous muffin.
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Whatever you do, don't tell Derpy.
A OC CREATURE THAT EATS ANVILS AND SPITS NAILS AT SUB SONIC SPEED!
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