Calmly walk inside and close the door.
Mares continue screaming.
"Please stop yelling."
Continued screaming
"Seriously, please stop."
Continued screaming.
"That is beginning to become a bit rude"
Continued screaming
*sigh* Calmly start browsing the books for Communication Spells.
You decide that the best option is to just walk inside and see if you can calm them down. You calmly walk inside and you close the door as silently and peacefully as you can. Sadly, the Mares continue to scream as loud as Hoover Bieber fanmares at one of his concerts, and that's just torture to your ears (Forgive me, but I can't pass on this joke.). You look for a light switch, and when you finally find one, you turn on the lights. What surprises you is the mares who are screaming. You see Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack are the mares screaming! You don't know about Twilight and Rarity, but you are surprised to see Applejack is one of the mares crying. I mean she has been chasing you since you crashed in that forest, and you didn't know she could be this...girly? It is then you remember that you are trying to stop them from breaking your eardrums, so you clear your throat and say...
"Please stop yelling."...Still screaming. So you try again.
"Seriously, please stop"....Nothing, their still screaming like little filly's. You try again..
"That is beginning to become a bit rude you know." You say in a deadpanned tone. *twitch* They ARE STILL SCREAMING! You give a annoyed sigh and decide that you'll just have deal with then screaming. Well...asking Twilight for help is out of the question now. I guess since I'm in a library I could look for some communication spells while I'm here. You think to yourself in a logical(that is a thing right) tone. You walk over to the nearest bookshelf, that just so happens to be the spell section, and you begin to browse for communication spells.
12 MINUTES LATER
You've been looking though the bookshelf for the past couple of minutes and you have yet to find a single communication spell anywhere. The mares are still screaming and it starts to really get on your nerves. So much so that you punched the bookshelf in annoyance. Suddenly, a huge book falls right on top of you! It must have been on the very top shelf edge, so when you punched it, it must have fallen off. You lift the huge book off of you and you smile when you see the title, the book is called...
'Long Term Communication Spells For Advanced Unicorns'
You look to see who wrote it, and apparently it is written by someling called Star Swirl The Bearded. Huh... that's a really long name, even for a pony. You think to yourself in confusion. You would really like to read this now, but the continued screaming from the mares is distracting you. So you decide to put into The Inventory for later...
'Long Term Communication Spells For Advanced Unicorns' Added to The Inventory.
After you put it away, you begin to think about your problem. If I'm ever going to read this book, I'll need to find someway to make them stop screaming. You then begin to think up of ways to make them stop screaming....
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*ding* You've got a great idea...
Optional action: Perform the Royal Canterlot "Shhh".
"This library for Luna's sake."
Maybe if a use the RCV and shh them, maybe that will work. With that thought in mind, you begin to charge up your RCV. When you finish ], you use it and you scream....
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THIS IS A LIBRARY FOR LUNA'S SAKE!!
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THEIR STILL STINKING SCREAMING! What is with these ponies! Not even the Dovahkiin has less lung power then these ponies! You think too yourself in extreme annoyance. Suddenly, you can't take anymore of this stinking screaming anymore, so...you let it all out in one big...
Scream with them, screaming is fun
Scream!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
This will probably go on for awhile, so lets just jump to when you stop screaming, okay.
2 HOURS LATER
After a long time of screaming you stop when you realize the mares are still screaming. After waiting for them to stop screaming, you roll your eyes and take out "How to be A Gentle Colt 101" for advice on what to do in this situation.
After a long time of screaming in annoyance, you stop when you realize the mares are still screaming even after your huge outburst. You decide to wait for them to stop screaming, but it appears that they won't stop for awhile, so you roll your eyes and you are about to take out "How to be A Gentle Colt 101" for advice on what to do in this situation. But, before you do take it out you remember something important, which is...
You have a filly sleeping inside the inventory. Don't wake her up!
The little filly who thinks shes your daughter is still sleeping inside The Inventory. Your now worried that all this screaming has woken her up, so you decide to check up on her as well as take out the "How to be A Gentle Colt 101" book. You think about the book so that you can take it out, and you do take it out. You also check on the little filly. *snore* Andddd shes still sleeping. Wow, and you thought you were a heavy sleeper. You suddenly decide to call her Nightshade, cause for some reason you feel as if alot of ponies voted for this name.
*crack* What was that, sounded like a mirror cracked or something? You think to yourself in confusion. You decide to wonder about that later. For now you decide to look though the 'How to be A Gentle Colt 101' book for advice as to what to do. You finally found a page titled 'How to Stop Mares from Screaming Nicely'
A running gag should be that "How to be A Gentle Colt 101" advice always involves making Bugze speak in high-class, long-worded, sophisticated/polite, pseduo-British, English:
For example, "Would you ladies care to kindly cease this exorbitant assault on my auditory senses?"
After reading the page you take a deep breath and say, in a high class tone, "Would you ladies care to kindly cease this exorbitant assault on my auditory senses?"
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THANK LUNA THEY STOPPED! You would have cried in joy and rub your ears to see if they still work. That is until Rarity stands up, runs over to you, and says to you in a classy voice. "Oh a monster with a sense of class, this is just amazing. Oh we can talk about all sorts of high classy things together, even if you are the Headless Horse. Say, have you ever been to Manehatten?"
You did not plan for that to happen. Twilight and Applejack look at you as if this is some sort of test to see if they can trust you. But, you don't know anything about classy stuff at ll besides that on chapter you read. This could be really bad for me if I don't think of something quickly. You think to yourself in panic.I hope something comes to me soon!
What do you do?
You decide to try bluffing in the tone of the book and say:
"I must confess that I am very much unfamiliar with that particular location, but I am utmost certain that it must be more pleasant than encroaching upon a regally matrimonial ceremony,"
...and with that your cover is promptly blown as Rarity translates to Applejack and Twilight that you are one of the changelings that attacked the wedding. CUE WACKY CHASE SCENE!
During said chase, the combination of wind and lightning knock over a nearby tree that is about to fall on Applejack. You quickly push the farmpony out of the way, but get flattened yourself (nothing earns a mare's trust faster than getting injured on her behalf). You get a feeling of deja vu and the last thing you hear before blacking out is Applejack (of all ponies) telling you something like "Hold on there partner!" while trying to get the tree off you (that, or you teleport away again before the tree lands on you).
Character Tags (for now): Changelings, Main 6, Princess Cadance, Apple Bloom, Derpy Hooves, Nightmare Moon (maybe)
What he said
You shout "LOOK A DISTRACTION!" then grab the nearest book and throw it. then you run out of there but unforuently (Yes I cannot spell that) your hood flies off as you are running, showing yourself to applejack, who is the only one who is actually not falling for the distraction. she yells at Rarity and Twi and then they chase you all the way to Fluttershy's house and (somehow) Pinkie, Fluttershy and Rainbow dash is behind you. you are suddenly cornered by the mane 6. That's all I got. OOH wait then Nightshade jumps out of The Inventory and blasts them away with magic. Then she says HEY LISTEN and I've gone overboard XD oh and you should check what cracked when you get the chance. it could have been Important.
you should put: Changeling (obviously), Mane 6, Cadence, Nightmare moon (For the filly you see? since- yeah I think you get it XD)
i got nothin EYUP
"...Headless Horse? Oh the hood!"
*take off hood*
"I am not headless see."
*Realize that you just revealed your self*
*Facehoof*
"I am not a smart changeling"
Proceed with "LOOK A DISTRACTION!" plans.
Your eyes widen. You gulp and stutter.
"Oh, er...eh..."
You gulp again. The white unicorn is looking at you suspiciously. Crap. You cough and then speak with a British accent (similar to the voice of Tom Hiddleston. *squeal*)
"Ehem! Good evening my fair lady! Lovely weather out-oh, wait...it's storming...ah well, it is still lovely with you in my prescence, my fair lady! Your beauty radiates and lights up this darkened world." you give her hoof a quick kiss, causing a squeal to escape her. This gives you a bit more confidence and you decide to live your role.
"Well then my dear, care for a bit of fresh brewed tea and crumpets?" you ask maintaining your accent, a large smirk growing on your face.
Ok character tags, changeling Cadance, and Mane Six. Oh, and I'm staying in your mind. FOREVER! And as for you, Erised, welcome! I believe you will feel quite comfortable here, ehehehehe...
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Are you guys actually becoming a Hivemind...?
4523042 Glad to be here, forevertheDoctor. And I brought pancakes! *Passes you a plate of pancakes*
Might also want to add the CMC as a tag for future chapters, DWC. I really hope we can see some stuff with them and Nightshade.
say can a monster do this? *start juggling*
wait i cant juggle....*promptly fail at juggling*
"Ah, no i'm not a monster see?" Take off your hood.
The three glare at you and begin to stomp foward.
"W-wait! please hear me out!"
"No chance you filthy------"
"LUNA HELP ME!!!!!!!"
suddenly a flash of light appears and princess Luna? appears? instead its a human?
"Yo! you called?" she asks
"I'm calling for a princess of Equestria"
"Ohhhhhh, see that makes sense" She nods "K well i better get home before my parents kick my ass for leaving so suddenly. Bye!"
She dissapears.
"......o......k......."
Epic chase scene!
Princess cadence, Princess Luna, mane 6, changling, CMC, nightmare moon
4523075 ehehehehe! That's classified information!
4523264 PANCAKES OMFG I LUV U
4523075 FOR THE SWARM!