The Life of a Wanted Changeling (Comment Driven Story)

by Down with Chrysalis

Episode 13: The Ponies In This Town Are CRAZY!!!!

Go, and take a bath. Now. Before anyone else sees you.

Take a bath. Don't give yourself away doing it. Try to keep your distance from other ponies, but don't look like you're keeping your distance. Walk casual (ripped from Star Wars :D).

Anyway, let find a some where to take a bath. Iike a hotel. By the way, how much money is 30 bits. Is it enough to support you till you can get a job or some other source of income?

Bath.

You are about to decide something when you smell something horrible. You give a disgusted face and you look around for whatever i making such a awful stench. You look all around you, but you just can't find it. "Maybe..." You say to yourself, you the decide to smell yourself. *thud* And that is the sound you make when you faint. You smell so bad that you actually fainted, and your pretty sure that you see a chibi version of yourself flying out of your body and heading towards the sky. For some reason it is fells really comfortable and you see a bright light. You begin to walk towards it with no regrets.

WHAT PONIES SEE

"Mommy is he going to be okay?" A little filly asks her mom. She appears to be pointing towards a knocked-out stallion in the middle of the road. He appears to be twitching uncontrollably and form is coming out of his mouth. He appears to be repeating "the pretty light, so shiny" over and over again. "Yes sweetie he'll be fine, just stay away from him okay." The mother of the filly tells her. "Okay, mommy." They then both walk off, ignoring you completely. If you couldn't guess, the stallion is you.

20 MINUTES LATER

"Huh what happened?" You ask yourself in confusion. You must have been in that stanched induced coma for awhile. You get off the ground and decide that the next course of action would be to take a bath. Now were is the bathhouse? You think to yourself....This is going to take awhile.

3 HOURS LATER

You finally found a bath house after a few hours of searching. You decide it would be best if you remained inconspicuous, so that you might not get discovered as quickly as useless. Let's face it, with your luck, you'll be discovered sooner or later. So why not make it later. The bat sadly costed twelve Bits, so now you're down to eighteen Bits. Oh well, at least you won't get knocked out by your own smell anymore...now what do you do.

You must be hungry after all of this, in terms of love I mean. You might want to find someone to feed off of.

*rumble* That's the sound of your stomach begging for food. This surprises you, because its not your love hunger sound, this is your "real food now" sound. Before when this happened you weren't worried about it, but now you are. What if there is something wrong with your love intake and you can never find out if you need love. You really need to find some way to communicate with Cadance, maybe she knows what to do. But, for now you need to grab some grub. Luckily for you, there's a restaurant right across from you. "Blazes Pizzas huh, well I hope there good." You tell yourself as you go in.

1 HOUR LATER

That was the best pizza ever!! You really don't care if you only have nine Bits left, it was worth it. They were that good. You begin to think on what you should do next when...

Before you decide what to do next, A WILD PINKIE PIE APPEARS!!!

Before you even get to decide on what do do next, you see a pink blur fly right past you! Whatever it is was going so fast that it made you spin around in circles like a cartoon character. After you finally stop spinning, you look around to see if you can't find out where that blur went too. But, you can't find it anywhere. "*sigh* Whatever it is is probably gone by now," you say to yourself in annoyance. You turn around to continue walking...only to walk right into a pink earth pony. A pink earth pony, WHO KICKED YOUR FLANK BACK AT THE WEDDING!!!

You begin to panic that she might have recognized you, but then you realize that you are in your disguise so there's no way that she will kno "Do I know you?"

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*CRACK*

That is the sound of all your hopes and dreams being crushed by a big, pink, furred, hammer. You now hear the sounds of your incoming doom, which sounds like this. You fell like curling up in a corner, roocking back and forth well crying to your mommy. Is there anything you can do?

What do you do?

Author's Note:

Hey all you people/ponies/bugs out there DWC here. I've read all of your 'How I became a brony' stories and I must say they are really intriguing. Well, a deals a deal, I will now tell you how I became a brony. It was though...fanfiction. Yep, around the time season three ended, I was looking for some good 'Naruto' crossover stories to read. I went into possible category, from 'Bleach' to 'Ben 10'. But, I would always ignore, you guessed it, the 'My Little Pony' section. I had heard about bronies from 'Smosh' as well as my bus stop being entirely filled with them talking about the show all the time. I admit it, I didn't like them, I mean it was a little girl show, and they were all junior high school boys. I never made fun of them, god forgive me if I ever did that, they liked it I didn't so what. Anyway, one day I got so bored the I decide to give the crossover a shot. And I Loved it, especially this one story called 'My Little Naruto: Friendship is..WHERE I'M I' which is super funny by the way. I got interested in the pony characters so I checked out more fanfiction on them. And...here I am now. A fan of the show, whose favorite characters are Luna, Discord, and Spike. Those aren't my only favorites, but more on that later. Now this episodes question is

What is the worst episode of MLP ever?

I'm disqualifying 'Spike at Your Service' and 'The Mysterious Mare Do Well' I know those are bad, give me a different answer please. Oh and we are getting a editor next episode, I won't say who, cause you will find out tomorrow. Ha, to think I'm a Closet Brony...wait are we still roiling...we are... TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OF*static*

Comments

[AlphaThroughZeta]

take your oncoming doom like a spartan from halo enters the atmosphere...ASS FIRST (see first mission of halo 3)

[Fireheart 1945]

Play it cool. Don't lose it. Hope springs eternal.

While I don't approve of lying, maybe some other tactic might work, like misdirection, i.e. asking "Why would you know me?" or "What of it?"

[butterfield pancake]

Do an Archie Andrew's moment and "Accidentially crash into pinkie's rump LOL"

[defunct321]

Ask her if she wants to be your friend.

And Id have to say the worst episode was that one with the Pinkie Sense, I can't recall the name. It had a horrible moral, and I enjoy pretty much every episode so there isn't really any I dislike.

[MagusBlack]

"...I don't think so?"

Just play it cool. Remember this the pony you turned into to cheer up Candace, so she can't be all that bad.

[Minds Eye]

Oh my God...

Pinkie Pie is the Undertaker. It all makes sense now, in that it makes no sense, which makes perfect sense in Pinkie Pie's way. Can you transform into Brock Lesnar? No? On to Plan B, then.

Throw something shiny on the ground to distract her. Maybe a piece of that armor you found. After all, there's no way that armor showing up in Ponyville will make things worse, right?

As for the worst episode, I'll say Baby Cakes. This actually ties into your last question. The first time I tried to watch the show, it was that episode. Seeing a bunch of female characters fawning over newborn babies that they had no ties to whatsoever just seemed so cliche that it took me over a year to give the show another chance. Seriously, that opening couple of minutes is probably the worst thing to show a hopeful brony convert. That one scene confirmed every negative thing the internet told me about this stupid girly show.

[darkiethechangeling]

WELL the sensible thing to do would be to RUN FOR YOU'RE LIFE!!

[Erised the ink-moth]

Perhaps it's time for the tried and true...
"Look! A distraction!" *peppy le pew chase scene ensues*

[saloony78]

Everypony act cool.

"Sup?"

[Thetntm]

Respond with: "Do I know YOU ?"
Gotta think like the pink with this one.

[justindashsparkleshypie]

Owls well that ends well

[Old Diggy]

What is the worst episode of MLP ever?

Out of the ones that I remember? Equestria Games. I hate how they make the Crystal Ponies worship Spike while he barely did anything other than carry the Crystal Heart a short distance. He didn't even put the Crystal Heart where it goes, Cadence did. Twilight got through Sombra's traps and found the Heart, Cadence held Sombra back and caught Spike and the Crystal Heart when he was falling, the rest of the girls kept the Crystal Ponies distracted so they'd be able to power the Heart, and the only reason Shining didn't do anything other than comfort his wife and throw her is because Sombra grew a crystal on his horn that stopped him from using magic. Meanwhile Spike get's ALL the credit when the ones who should have gotten the most credit should have been Twilight and Cadence.

Ha, to think I'm a Closet Brony...wait are we still roiling...we are... TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OF*static*

I'm not a Closet brony or an Open brony. I don't hide the fact that I'm a brony but I don't advertise it either. My entire Geometry class knows I'm a brony due to one of my classmates listening to music on my ipod and him questioning why I had a couple brony songs on there when the classroom had a quiet moment (How come everytime something awkward/strange happens or someone says something awkward/strange the classroom goes quiet a second before it's said?) and I know 2 other bronies and a pegasister who's dating one of the bronies, in my school.

[gamer4COD]

EPISODE ONE AND TWO OF SEASON ONE! THEY WERE THE ONE'S THAT GOT ME ADDICTED TO PONIES!