While you try to decide on what to do first, a grey pegasus sees you in the alley and walks up.
"HELLO!" she yells, jarring you out of your thoughts
You begin to think of things to do now that you are in Ponyville, when you see a grey pegasus walk by the opening of the ally. The grey pegasus looks like she is about to walk by you, but she (you think that she is a she) stops right in front of the entrance of the ally. She looks shocked about something and she then immediately turns her head in your direction. You start to panic, so you jump into the empty garbage bin that was near you.
You hear her hoofsteps come closer to your hiding spot, but then they suddenly stop. You look out of the garbage bin to see that she is gone. You begin to think that she flew off when you hear something above you. You look up to see...A GIANT PILE OF GARBAGE HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU!!! Before you even get a chance to escape the stinky death-trap, you are all ready covered head to hoof with it.
You are about to barf up what little food you have in your stomach, when you hear someling scream "HELLO" right next to you. You look over to were you heard the scream, as well as rubbing your ear in pain, to see the grey pegasus floating right next to you. You look at her, and she looks at you (at least you think she is, her eyes are kinda strange, in a adorable way though). It takes your mind awhile to process what is going on.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You start screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She starts screaming.
20 MINUETS LATER
"AHHHHhhhhh" You finally start to stop screaming after you realized that the mare in front of you is screaming as well. She appers to still be screaming as well.
"AHHHHhhhhh" The mare stops screaming as well. She stares at you, again you think she is at least, then she finally says "Sooooo...what were we screaming about?'" You face plant as soon as she said that. She stops flying as well and lands on the ground next to where you face planted.
"You mean to tell me that you were screaming that whole time, without even having the slightest clue as to why!?" You ask her with a annoyed tone. She looks like she is about to cry and she says "well...I thought we were playing a game*sniff*." Good going me, you made another mare cry today. Curse you bad social skills! You look at the crying mare and you quickly decide to cheer her up.
"Hey, don't cry, we were playing a game." You tell her gently. "We*sniff*were?" she asks with tears in her eyes. "Yeah, its called the 'Loudest Screamer" game, in fact you were winning." You really need to stop lying to ponies, but you gonna call this one a "good" lie because you are trying to cheer up this sad pony, which you caused to happen.
She looks down for a little bit, but then she suddenly jumps up and hugs you!. "Oh that is so great, I've never won anything before, this is so awesome!" She starts to jump up and down, still holding you in a hug, when you say "Great for you, now you can tell all your friends about you winning the best game ever, I'm I right!?!?" You congratulate and ask her.
She stops jumping and she looks up at you with a look in her eyes you know all to well. Its the look you used to have everyday back in the hive. The look that you had until you and Cadance became friends. The look of pure sadness. You can't help but fell bad for her.
"I don't have any friends..." The mare says in a sad tone. You know what it was like to have no friends. You wanted one, and now you have one. You remember that great felling you had when you became friends with Candace. You smile and look down at the mare and say "Well that's a lie, I mean you do have one friend."
The mare looks up at you, shocked that you said that and asks "You don't mean..." "Yup, were friends now." You tell her with a hopeful tone. You really hope this will work. The mare jumps off you suddenly and she starts to jump up and down like a little school filly and she is chanting "my first friend" over and over again. She then fly's off, hitting a few bystanders and buildings as well, before a very important thought enters your mind...YOU WERE IN YOUR NORMAL FROM THE WHOLE TIME!!! You begin to hyperventilate at that thought when you look in a puddle to see that you are covered in garbage the whole time. Which means she didn't know you were a changeling either. You give a victory "whoop" before a thought enters your mind...
Mental note for later: learn some kind of communication spell to stay in contact with Cadance.
You decide to make a mental note to learn some kind of communication spell to stay in contact with Cadance. Shes one of your only two friends at the moment, so you kinda don't what to lose your only friend due to distance issues. You also get another thought crosses your mind...
Go straight to the mayor and apply for citizenship.
Apply for citizenship.
Go and apply for citizenship.
You decide it would be a good idea to apply for citizenship in Ponyville. You first rub off all the gunk off of you, but sadly you still smell like dead cat. You then transform into a grey unicorn with a black mane/tail. You check the puddle to see that you have blue eyes and..no cutie mark? "That's strange...I could have sworn I imaged a cutie mark to form?" You wonder to yourself out loud. You decide to wonder about it later, for now you need to get your citizenship. "Now...where is the town hall?" You ask yourself sheepishly.
2 HOURS LATER
Well...that was uneventful. Besides being told that you need to take a bath by everyling you walked by. When you finally found the town hall, the mayor, appropriately named Mayor Mare, gave you citizenship right on the spot. It apparently had something to do with the fact that she wanted more positive feedback from ponies after the whole 'Nightmare Moon' fiasco.
Obtain Kung-fu for dummies book
You also found a book called 'Kung-Fu For Dummies' on the street. It looked like it would be an interesting read, so you decided to put it into The Inventory.
Kung-Fu For Dummies added to inventory.
Given the number of books in your inventory, perhaps you should find a quiet place to read.
... A library, perhaps?
You had tried to go to the local library, but it was barracked and when you went to knock on the door, someling yelled "I CAN'T DECIDE!" You had slowly backed away from the door and proceeded to gallop away from the hunted library. You have no idea as to what you should do or where you should go now.
What do you do?
Wasn't Ticket Master WAY before the wedding episodes? Ah, whatever.
It sounds like you need a bath pretty badly. Find some water. There should be a stream near a small house next to the edge of the Everfree Forest.
Due to time shenanigans, realize that Derpy is in fact future you.
Follow the voice, but walk in all slow and shit like in a horror movie
Bath. Reveal yourself. Party hard.
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But we already had a first friend... She was chanting about us being her first friend... You know Candace...
Anyway, let find a some where to take a bath. Iike a hotel. By the way, how much money is 30 bits. Is it enough to support you till you can get a job or some other source of income?
Find out somehow you were sent back in time and find out nopony knows what a changling is
4401223 Actually, I stated in the 'Set Up' chapters authors notes that I had made a blog explaining somethings about the story. One of those things was that the timeline in the story was all messed up. None of the season one episodes has happened yet. The only episodes that have happened in this story are the Royal Wedding episodes (duh), 'Call of the Cutie', the Nightmare Moon episodes, and now the 'Ticket Master.' Sorry if this sounds mean, but I'm just trying to explain it is all. Again, sorry if this sounds mean, I do not intend for it to sound mean.
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Not mean at all, thanks for pointing that out.
4401723 No problem, just trying to help. Ha you don't think the other commentators don't know about the whole 'messed up timeline' thing...Uh oh.
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Well, they do now. Happy to help.
Before you decide what to do next, A WILD PINKIE PIE APPEARS!!!
I became a brony when a brony friend of mine visited to watch my TV to watch the premiere of season 2 (I was on the couch playing an old game boy color that I found the day before). I thought Discord was an awesome villain (I LOVE great, competent, villains) and decided to watch more episodes on the search for more great villains, but got caught up in the 3-dimensional characters and writing.
Rofl?
Take a bath. Don't give yourself away doing it. Try to keep your distance from other ponies, but don't look like you're keeping your distance. Walk casual (ripped from Star Wars :D).
Realizing that having friends is great, you decide to start up a
cultreligious movement celebrating the magic of friendship. To spread the word, you decide to find the closest art supply store and purchase poster making equipment(paper, crayons, etc) with your thirty bits.I became a brony when I saw a brony thread at a Speculative Evolution forum. At first I watched ironically, because what kind of person watches a childrens show seriously? Then I realized how amazing it was.
Buy a house.
You must be hungry after all of this, in terms of love I mean. You might want to find someone to feed off of.
As for how I became a brony, it went something like this:
*Near the end of season 1 and didn't even know the show existed. Then saw all the stuff the fans made (mostly through Deviantart).*
"Huh? What's all this then? Friendship is magic, are you kidding me? Why do so many people like this?"
*Decides to watch the first episode to see what all the fuss is about.*
"Hmm, not bad I guess. A little too happy and colorful for my tastes though."
So i went back to looking at fan created content instead, because even though some may consider it a sacrilege, I loved the fan-works so much more than the show they was based off of, and I've been searching for new and interesting pony things ever since.
Go, and take a bath. Now. Before anyone else sees you.
as for How I became a Brony, funny story acually, I was in school when one of my friends intoduced me one one of his friends, He was a brony, Now, I had seen the word and some, like, some reaction gif's of the show but I never paid any attention. When I had this guy say "I what my little pony" I laughed at him right in his face, the idea was just so... odd and dumb to me. I decided that I wanted to watch the show to be able to insult the show while knowing what I was saying. when I watched it, I didnt mind it... Thats another way to say I sat there and watched 10 episodes.
Thats when I found out not to judge a book by its cover.
If you're still looking for an editor I'm willing to assist.
I became a brony from this site the first story i read was Monster by Blackwing
4404296 That would be...AWESOME . I probably won't be able to get you started until tomorrow, but it would still be awesome if you said yes still...please .
4405324 Okay. Just pm me the details of how you want me to go about editing.
4405370 No problem, I'll tell you everything later, after today's episode is posted and after grab some grub for dinner. When all that's done, I'll pm you all you need to know on what you need to edit. Okay??
4405384 But... the season finale just happened. There isn't any episode today. Otherwise that's great.
4405452 No no no no. I meant this fics episode, you know how every chapter is titled "Episode etc." Well that's what I call them. I call my new chapters for this story 'episodes'. Sorry for the confusion.
I was forced by my friend, Dazzler Star... I REGRET NOTHINNNNGGG!!!!!
I was curious as to why grown men found entertainment value in the show so I decided to find out.
Me and my cousin were trolling my brother by playing the MLP theme, and something about it made me want to try it. I told myself if I didn't like it I wouldn't keep watching, but after the first episode, I kept watching. I later learned that my cousin became a brony after the same experience. What do you know?
Cupcakes/rainbowfactory/molestia
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I am a sad, sad little man.
Cupcakes/rainbowfactory/molestia
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I am a sad, sad little man.
4684714 Same.
I found the Cupcakes animation online and started watching the show.
I became one when my little sister watched The Return of Harmony and overheard Discord's voice. I became interested thanks to Discord and have been a pegasister ever since.
Isn't the Ticket Master way before the wedding?
One of my friends had Rainbow Dash as their Cover Art thing in Call of Duty: Black Ops. I asked what it was and he told me, I just thought: If he likes it than good for him. After awhile I was looking through Creepypasta Wikia and found Cupcakes, I had no idea who the characters were but I remembered Chris (the friend) telling me about Rainbow Dash, so I looked up who Pinkie was then finished reading the story. After about 3 months I saw the show on TV while channel surfing and, remembering what Chris told me, decided to give it a shot, after watching the first few Episodes I looked online and found the Brony Fandom, the rest is history. Honestly it's more of the songs in the first Episode and in the Fandom that got me interested, if a song has good rhythm to it then I am hooked, don't know why though.
honestly, ( and shameful) i was an anti brony. then one day i thought to myself: "SELF! if im gonna be talking shit! i wanna know what the hell im talking about!" myself agreeing with me, i sit down and watch a few episodes and well...
I BABYSAT MY NIECES, LIKED THE SHOW AND STARTED LOOKING UP JUNK ON THE INTERNET! FIRST RESULT WAS CLOP!
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YEAH, SCREW TIME!
Thats why Derpy loved you, coz Cadance sent you back in time, so noone knew of changelings.
GENIUS
Wise and powerful Cadance
Oh no, your Muffins is defective. My least favorite flavor. I prefer clumsy Muffins who is determined to do her best and make others happy.