The first draft of this story originally appeared in the March 2021 Writeoff, where it came in first. Thanks to MockingBirb for their most helpful formatting advice!
An ancient human who has taken it upon himself to maintain balance throughout dimensions becomes ensnared in the realm of Equestria, with nothing to help him combat the struggle on the horizon except for his god-like alien tech, the Universal Editor.
You have lived for thousands of years and have not aged a day, then for no reason you were sent to a world with colorful talking magical annoying ponies. Now then how about when you first get there god attacks you and loses sounds great right? Nope
A human(you) lives a boring, meaningless life on Earth. You feel that you'll be stuck in a repetitive cycle for the rest of your life. But Discord, God of Chaos, has other plans in store for you.
Some points in this chapter for doing a comprehensible James Joyceish Derpyvoiceish.
But I also have a complaint that I wanted a cred/ack for finding a fimfiction.net two column pageflow bugfix/workaround for you.
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The deed is done. : )
Ooh, Derpigan’s Wake. Love the freewheeling jet stream of consciousness that, like its speaker, delivers the message despite any detours.
wow, this is absolutely wild! :O