• Member Since 5th Sep, 2013
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TalltalePony


I hate writing.

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It's good to know you watch it, no need to tell me.

3256469Amazing. You must be a king or similarly-titled noble/ruler, for I hear that many go questing for you. Furthermore, you must be friends with the herd of alots.
(reference pic for those who don't know alot)
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Aw yeah, another author with the same attention to alliteration; appalled by the absence of angst and asexual action in an amorous adventure.

Appealing. :moustache:

Most awkward, random story. Ever.

This is actually pretty solidly done! Nice vivid use of language, and the framing sequence serves to draw together the little micro-scenes well. It feels like exactly the length it needs to be. An easy thumbs-up.

3257210

Lmao! Lovely lexicon, Lyon!

3257506

I'm glad to see you say that! I've done the tag justice. :moustache:

3258146

Thanks! That means a lot to me. This was partially an exercise in writing through writer's block and partially a test my descriptive abilities. Who knew clop whatever this is would be the best medium for both? :twilightsmile:

This, this is beautiful, albeit, not so random for a mind such as mine, but definitely a brilliant read.

3258662

Thank you for the compliment, friend. :twilightsmile:

Not random enough, eh? Then I'll have to up the ante when I do the next installment! :trollestia:

3258696 I must warn you that attempting to trump the mind of a somewhat unhinged pony such as myself, what with the ADD and all, well, it might be a bit much to manage and keep a coherent story. Though if it stands as inspiration to write, then so be it! The gauntlet is down! Celestia-speed.

3266955

:pinkiegasp: Such language!

And I dunno... Actually, I'm not even sure what kind of story this is. :rainbowderp:

3266987

Oh ho, you flatterer. Thanks. :twilightsmile:

3267002

Ah, well said. Mmk, I take back calling you a flatterer, but I think you give yourself too little credit!

Then again, you would probably shoot that thought right back at me...

And so we reach an impasse.

:moustache:

3267035

Agreed. :twilightsmile:

Though I gotta say, I liked Visine. When Pinkie blew out her sphincter, I lol'd.

3267068

Oh? I thought I'd be the only one because of my dark, dark, incredibly-fuckin-dark sense of humor.

Go figure...

Well, I hope I'm more than just another victim to be stalked now, Vengie. T.P can has friendship?

3267081

Argh! My favorite brohoof picture is broken.

Ugh, fine. I guess we can settle for regular brohoof /)

3280291

That's an... Interesting way to describe it.

Also, fifty likes! Woo!

3281166

I'm glad you thought so, friend. Means I've not mistagged it. :twilightsmile:

I honestly think the most confusing part about all this is why half the chicks have dicks, really :D

3339764

THANK YOU!

Sorry. I have been waiting for someone to point that out. :ajsleepy:

3339796 Futa's pretty ubiquitous here. It probably doesn't occur to half your readers that chicks shouldn't have penises by default, and there should be some explanation as to why they've got 'em ;)

3339859

Yes. As often happens, I'm late to the party. :trixieshiftleft:

3339866 I could point you to loads and loads of it, ranging from "shit," "entertaining shit," and "awesome."

3339869

Have anything in "Octavia?"

3339874 Uhhh... I can think of ... two... off the top of my head... where Octavia is in some of it...

None where she's the one packing, though.

3339880

Doesn't matter to me what end she's on, so long as she's there. :raritywink:

3339893 Alrighty well, I'll let you search for these yourself.

One is a side plot in AppleJinx's Trixieverse... I want to say "Rarity's Worst Day Ever" but it might be "Dashie's Foaling..." She's a side player in that. Never actually gets involved in the futa antics though. I loathe the Trixieverse, actually, but it's strangely compelling. I like bitching about how much all the characters piss me off.

"Twilight's Misadventures and Apologies to the Readers" is "entertaining shit." There's a Twilight x Vinyl x Ocatvia chapter in it. Twilight's the one packing in that story.

S'all I've got Octavia-wise though, in terms of futa related things... Unless you just want me to go through my "Smut Peddler" folder for general stuff. That's mostly gonna be Vinyl x Octavia, no special stuff, though.

3339918

Your recommendations have piqued my interest and enlivened my night.

I thank you, sir.

I have no bucking idea what just happened.
But I loved it!:heart:

Come on brain activate!!!!!!

I believe a "what the actual fuck!?!" is in order here :applejackconfused:

:derpytongue2: that was funny, crazy and hot all rolled into one :pinkiecrazy:

I read this story three times just to make sure I read it right. -_-'

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