*grabs popcorn and soda*

Nicely done. I'll be patiently waiting for the sequel.

3162304 the Sequel is going to be a while before it gets written.

Luna had laughed darkly as she came inside Trixie with the evil intent of impregnating her for no apparent reason than to just raise an evil army of alicorn babies. She would one day rule Equestria with her army of foals that she was secretly making in the midst of the chaos that was Candy Clit.

BEST SUB-PLOT EVER!!!!!

that my friend was a grand ending to a grand fucked up story.
you get a pinkie blow job but luna still hasnt got back to me on futawesome sex.
damn authors are always the lucky ones.

3162334 Glad you like it, it was a last minute addition to make the story just more bucked up.

3162336 Oops I don't know your OC name otherwise Luna would have given you the dick XD oh well Trixie is now going to be a subject of Luna's evil plan

DAMN IT SPIKES LIKE SUCKS!!

3161540Yay! Thanks for the answer.

Awww. I was totally hoping for Celestia to be combination owner/phone operator/client of the company. At least I still have my dreams.

3162622 Don't worry lots of things that haven't been answered here will be in the sequel even when the sequel isn't related to this plot of the phone sex thing. the Sequel has to do with Pinkie Pie... directing a certain kind of film... I will let you all guess ;0

Well....
I guess that I'm just going to have to wait for a sequel...
I shall be watching.
And playing Supreme Commander.
Because Seraphim rock.

3162637
oh shit.....pinkie porn.

great chapter, cant wait for the sequel

What did Fluttershy tell Dash to get her forgiveness?

*Throws away the empty oxygen tank and empty lotion bottle* Great ending.

"And then they fucked." Truly the greatest ending ever conceived.

"But wasn't the ending 'and then they had sex'?"

*SMACK*

Se what you made me do!? You made me smack Rarity!

3163423 Open ended till the sequel ;0

3163507 I stray from the word fucked since it's MLP and bucked is the fuck of that verse.

3163505 Oh just wait till the sequel

oh boy all of the lols. i hope the sequel is also more for the lols then the sex aspect. good job sir an i could only imagine how amazing that bj could have been.

that Luna bit was a 10 ton What the Hell moment. now you Have me intregded,What could possible happen in a sequel?

3163565 it was excellent !

This was a wild ride. That was like... on so much drugs. I don't even... It was good.

3163966 lol Thanks. I can't wait to write the sequel

3163525
Very well. *Purchases another oxygen tank* I'm ready!

3164519 You might want to buy another to be honest. I already have this one chapter in mind that is just going to make people wet themselves in laughter.

3164526
In that case. *Buys an adult size diaper* Now I'm ready!

awwe

Man I was gone for 2 days and I come back with 4 favorite updates, I'm glad I chose this one first, great story.

3165768 Glad you think so ;0

So you cock-blocked Spike (not just limiting him to what's appropriate for his age, but made him feel the emotional devastation that comes with none of his friends giving a shit about his sex life), got your semen in his mouth, and established that he would remember it.

Jesus Christ...

You have a sad, ugly sense of humor. Here's hoping Spike's future will be filled with so much gratifying sex that he can barely even perceive the extent to which he is "haunted". Starting with that whorse Pinkie Pie brushing her damn teeth and making up for her mistake.

3179244 That is the extent of it. Hey if I use a comic relief for such purpose then I won't feel bad about it. Plus next fic Spike might not get such treatment. No promises.

Also I have fics where Spike doesn't get "mistreated" I don't get why you focus so much about how negatively Spike gets treated on the fics he does. I get you like Spike, and hell my cousin does too for some odd reason. I just don't see why that has any weigh on what I feel towards him.

Honestly as I said I have no ill will towards canon Spike which is why it's all in good fun. I never maimed him, had him get violated, or even killed him in for the sake of humor. He just got overexcited and stuck his tongue in Pinkie's mouth. Not my fault it would make sense seeing his denial of sex was thorough in this fic. Minus the scene he ejaculated into a water bottle that Twilight then drank from.

3179375 Ah, yes, I supposed I should feel just as bad for poor Twilight as well.

But that's more of a challenge because I enjoy Spilight.

3179390 Well this fic is a pure comedy fic everyone got some kind of awful situation happen to them. The sequel is going to be even more comedic especially since Pinkie Pie will be a director and she will want scenes to be just perfect.

Sorry to say Spike, but looks like you really tasted that Creamed Pie

(PS, Pinkie/Spike is best Mane Six ship)

3186767 XD it was his fault for being overzealous.

3186826

Well we can't really blame the boy.

Everyone may claim to wanna taste the rainbow, but we're all curious as to what kind of Pie Pinkie tastes like.

A Kinky Pie, that's what.

A joke so cheesy it needs this.

3186857 At least you can take a joke unlike the Spike fans that have been constantly rustled in the jimmies by this fic.

Plus Spike got to at least get his own moment of omg wtf XD. He had twilight drink his jizz. I think that's a minor victory for Spike.

3186915

Meh, we win some and we lose some, it's the same for our Little Ponies (Dragons, Griffons, etc) here on Fimfiction. Sometimes Rarity is best Pony and other times she is a Psychopathic murderer who you wish death upon (if you knew what I was talking about you'd understand).

And if there is a sequel, who knows what shenanigans he'll get into now that Rarity isn't and can't be an objective anymore. Oh, and I like how just about everyone reads the 'Creating an Evil army of Alicorns' thing with Luna and doesn't really think much about it.

3186958 I know right. It's like they didn't care because she was railing trixie... I make spike imbibe my semen vicariously through Pinkie's kiss and they flip out .

Pinkie gives me a blowski, no tears were shed.

Luna impregnates Trixie and possibly Twilight to make an evil army of alicorn babies and no one gives a buck.

3186971

And yet Fluttershy asserts herself and everyone loses their minds!

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3186997 Yeah I even had people complain about Rarity's attitude , AJ's abusiveness.

Yet I make Celestia have a hoof fetish and not a single buck was given.

3187052

It's a funny world I guess, considering it's Fanfiction you could have had everyone act anyway that you wanted.

Oh well, allswell that endswell!

3187100 Yeah all is well, and the sequel will be even more well.

3187156

*Clears throat for Fifty's announcer voice*

Will Luna's Evil offspring army threaten all of Equestria or will it kill everyone with cuteness?

Can Big Mac escape the horrors of aggressive Mares (You never explained if Cheerilee wasn't a disciplining teacher or not :3)?

What will become of Fluttershy and Rainbow's relationship?

Will Spike ever escape the cruelty of Pinkie's depravity now that he has caught her attention (a tongue that can tickle a Mare's womb, like that'll ever be useful for sex)?

Does this look infected to you!?

Find out next time on another exciting episode of My Little Relationships, STDs aren't Magic :C

3187190 Wait what? Everything I agreed with I don't get the spike part. All that happened between them was a pity kiss and an accidental consumption of human sperm on Spikes part. I don't remember making him tickle her womb. Then again I never read my story that I wrote. I just wrote it and helped my editor edit it.

I am about 90 percent sure Spike didn't lick Pinkie's twat. I am 99 percent sure he didn't get any action too.

Still there is a sequel coming with all those other pesky questions being answered. Pinkie's single in the sequel and she is the main STAR!

3187225

Pinkie notices long tongue during kiss.

Pinkie depraved beyond belief when it comes to sex.

Pinkie gets idea to use tongue for other things than kissing.

Spike in more trouble from kissing Pinkie now.

It's just an idea for a future thing to include in a future fic, didn't happen and doesn't have to happen. sorry didn't make that clear.

3187225

*Double takes and notices Pinkie is the Star*

Oh lordy lordy lordy this gun b gud.

3187248 Well it actually... huh... I think that idea can be used somewhat for the sequel XD