Fluttershy has been feeding the animals based on generosity of others. When the cost of feeding them increases and her inability to beg for help she decides to take a job as a phone sex operator.
* snrk * ok so uh. hehe. the uh stor hehe fuck it BAAAHAHAHAHA. HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAHAAHAA!!!!! THE FUCKING SEVEN HELLS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. ok ok. im calm. ok....... noim not FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND I GODS DAMN HATE INTERNET SLANG BUTLOOOOOOOL.
3125306 That's right mr. Giraffe get all the marmalade.
3125317 Thank you. I worked hard on this and that made me smile.
3125355 Calm yourself you might die, and I can't have you die yet, I still need to get to that chapter with Spike calling in. Oh boy will that be a gem.
3125364. heh. shit i picked a bad week to quit smokin. hehehe. fucking e cigs do not cut it. theres somethinng about laughing so hardits like youjust had sex thats k9nda awesome
3125376 The sex was irrelevant my grand scheme was to impose that slow motion opera induced scene where you know did you know what to poor Applejack. It was my crowning achievement and I regret nothing.
3125384 it was beautiful. like if the matrix wasn't the shitty poorly written action wankfest but was a beautiful concerto of pony accidental incest porn.
Applejack has to get up every morning at the crack of dawn to work all day, and sleep barely at all.
Then imagine her mood after she was woken up during her few hours of sleep and then that happened. That one moment where her entire life was ruined by a money shot?
3125658 Clearly you didn't read my cover. It was a prompt from a forum. I found out about the video after my editor pointed it out. It isn't my fault I don't youtube all the time like I used to. Plus that video was cute. This is anything but cute. ;0
3125724 Just as inconceivable as Fluttershy becoming a phone sex operator. Plus it wasn't an actual insult it was her anger speaking.
Plus I dare you to get a money shot to your face in slow motion while on opera song is playing and you not have sudden tourettes at the person or pony responsible.
3125804 So then let's pretend your brother shot a load on your face. Despite his probable mental handicap would you not insult your brother while beating him?
Just answer me that so I can accept your rebuttal to Applejack's use of the R word in this chapter.
3125814 If he was actually handicapped, I wouldn't hit him no matter what he did. Otherwise... probably not, no. Besides, wouldn't it be way more fun if Applejack was into it, fucks her brother who immediately forgets about the phone giving Fluttershy a thousand bits on her first day? =)
3125854 Oh please do and I am glad you are interested in it. Things will keep happening. Lots of funny and awful things. I can't wait to get to the Spike chapter, I believe it will be my second favorite chapter next to RD's debut on the phone.
It's going to be messed up that the storyline will start to finally reveal itself ;0 till then enjoy the random and dirty phone sex
3125861 I am messing with you guys no one actually dies in this story... well I can't guarantee NO ONE dies... But no I won't kill off Big Mac unless it was in a super funny way and I don't have any character death's planned.
Was I the only one thinking of that Tiarawhy video/Rocko's Modern Life? Fluttershy: Oh baby oh baby oh baby. Mr. Cake: Fluttershy? Fluttershy: Mr. Cake? *quickly hangs up*
You set up some pretty amusing scenarios with this story, and I'm interested to see who will end up calling our cute little Candy Clit, and how this new job might affect her relationships.
Sometimes your descriptions come off as feeling very dry though. Work on adding some more descriptive language, and make sure that you're showing rather than telling when you're setting the scene.
3128508 Actually about the tagging. The site only allows 5 so they are mostly either the order of who calls or who is important to the storyline. That doesn't mean they will be the only callers.
I wish I could tag all the people who will be calling or being a central part of the fic but you know. 5 max and so I just chose the ones that I could that would fit the story.
Spike's role in this story is lulzy his call will be my favorite to write.
No good or negative feed back about the second chapter o.o I am a bit worried now
THA FU-
3125253 don't be, this is rather good so far and im interested to see where its going to go!
* snrk * ok so uh. hehe. the uh stor hehe
fuck it BAAAHAHAHAHA. HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAHAAHAA!!!!! THE FUCKING SEVEN HELLS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
ok ok. im calm. ok....... noim not FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND I GODS DAMN HATE INTERNET SLANG BUTLOOOOOOOL.
3125306 That's right mr. Giraffe get all the marmalade.
3125317 Thank you. I worked hard on this and that made me smile.
3125355 Calm yourself you might die, and I can't have you die yet, I still need to get to that chapter with Spike calling in. Oh boy will that be a gem.
3125364. heh. shit i picked a bad week to quit smokin. hehehe. fucking e cigs do not cut it. theres somethinng about laughing so hardits like youjust had sex thats k9nda awesome
3125376 The sex was irrelevant my grand scheme was to impose that slow motion opera induced scene where you know did you know what to poor Applejack. It was my crowning achievement and I regret nothing.
3125384
it was beautiful. like if the matrix wasn't the shitty poorly written action wankfest but was a beautiful concerto of pony accidental incest porn.
3125401 I want to be mad at you for saying mean stuff about the matrix but the rest of the comment just was full of win.
LOL I have had people walk in on me when I was jacking it so I know the feel. Poor Big Mac, if I was AJ I wouldn't have been quite as harsh.
3125419 Hold on now.
Applejack has to get up every morning at the crack of dawn to work all day, and sleep barely at all.
Then imagine her mood after she was woken up during her few hours of sleep and then that happened. That one moment where her entire life was ruined by a money shot?
3125416
interesting comments and cleanin schools.
its how i makes my living.
3125430 Keep doing what you doing then.
Also next chapter I might start diving into tonight especially if my editor might stay up. I am just waiting for the mood to write to strike me.
Huh... A-Ok :D
3125442
I regret nothing!
Edit: I think I just used the wrong tone for that statement in reply of yours.
still I meant to say "and I regret nothing."
r.i.p. here lay big mac, die from. . . . .working him self to death.(hehe)
3125471 Nah if he going to die it's from being beaten to death by his sister for wasting the money, the farm barely makes, on phone sex.
Right. So...
That was a thing...
I guess...?
I feel like that was a shot at just about every Big Macintosh story out there.
3125505 Nah you are just imagining things, no way would I be that clever to character assassinate big mac in the middle of a crowd.
you got this from the youtube video I bet
3125658 Clearly you didn't read my cover. It was a prompt from a forum. I found out about the video after my editor pointed it out. It isn't my fault I don't youtube all the time like I used to. Plus that video was cute. This is anything but cute. ;0
I'm thinking apple jack will
Eventually phone up
It's just inconcievable that Applejack would call her brother a retard, no matter the circumstances.
3125724 Just as inconceivable as Fluttershy becoming a phone sex operator. Plus it wasn't an actual insult it was her anger speaking.
Plus I dare you to get a money shot to your face in slow motion while on opera song is playing and you not have sudden tourettes at the person or pony responsible.
3125721 Phone up or call in? You mean she will become a sex operator or call in Candy Clit?
3125765 Fluttershy's role in the fandom has always been about the timid pony full of inhibitions that finally lets go.
3125804 So then let's pretend your brother shot a load on your face. Despite his probable mental handicap would you not insult your brother while beating him?
Just answer me that so I can accept your rebuttal to Applejack's use of the R word in this chapter.
3125534
Nah, you're right. This seems more like the "poison in the drink when nobody's looking" type of assassination.
3125819 You figured me out
3125814 If he was actually handicapped, I wouldn't hit him no matter what he did. Otherwise... probably not, no. Besides, wouldn't it be way more fun if Applejack was into it, fucks her brother who immediately forgets about the phone giving Fluttershy a thousand bits on her first day? =)
3125834 You stop giving me ideas before I make that happen XD. Plus don't worry about AJ she will get what's 'cumming' to her.
I guess you could say she will 'cum' to an understanding... oh god I am sick.
as for the next chapter Applejack is going to rally the group and let them know about the new threat to Ponyville ... Candy Clit.
I can't see how that won't make things worse at all
3125845 I am giving you ideas so you will make them happen. I thought that was obvious. ;)
Anyway, keep writing, good sir. I shall follow this with interest.
3125845
Yeah, because SPOILERS.
Unless you're just messing with us.
3125854 Oh please do and I am glad you are interested in it. Things will keep happening. Lots of funny and awful things. I can't wait to get to the Spike chapter, I believe it will be my second favorite chapter next to RD's debut on the phone.
It's going to be messed up that the storyline will start to finally reveal itself ;0 till then enjoy the random and dirty phone sex
3125861 I am messing with you guys no one actually dies in this story... well I can't guarantee NO ONE dies... But no I won't kill off Big Mac unless it was in a super funny way and I don't have any character death's planned.
I mean I though apple jack would have some secret desire to call in
3126067 She possibly might or she might have her own secret who knows. I just started this story and it isn't going to stop any time soon.
3126074
*yey*
3125447 floppy wet spaghetti
That song set that scene so perfectly, I was laughing too hard to breathe.
Was I the only one thinking of that Tiarawhy video/Rocko's Modern Life?
Fluttershy: Oh baby oh baby oh baby.
Mr. Cake: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Mr. Cake? *quickly hangs up*
Oh godmohmygod this is amazing. More sir more! Jolly good time!
3126510 That was why I set it up
3126855 While editing my editor told me it reminded him of the other Rainbow Dash video with Rainbow Dash calling in.
3127174 Don't worry another chapter possibly going to be released tonight
What a twist!
3127881 Lots of twists and turns ahead
3127896 I will be sad too but not as sad as Fluttershy
This is just great. Hahahahahahaha
You set up some pretty amusing scenarios with this story, and I'm interested to see who will end up calling our cute little Candy Clit, and how this new job might affect her relationships.
Sometimes your descriptions come off as feeling very dry though. Work on adding some more descriptive language, and make sure that you're showing rather than telling when you're setting the scene.
3128311 Glad you think so.
3128480 Yeah interesting scenarios is all what this is about. I will take your feedback into consideration and thanks for letting me know
Oh god. havent read yet and seen a spike tag.
3128508 Actually about the tagging. The site only allows 5 so they are mostly either the order of who calls or who is important to the storyline. That doesn't mean they will be the only callers.
I wish I could tag all the people who will be calling or being a central part of the fic but you know. 5 max and so I just chose the ones that I could that would fit the story.
Spike's role in this story is lulzy his call will be my favorite to write.