Fluttershy has been feeding the animals based on generosity of others. When the cost of feeding them increases and her inability to beg for help she decides to take a job as a phone sex operator.
For those of you who have wondered why this hasn't been featured yet, I am right there with you. I won't complain about it but I kind of wish it would either get featured or I get told why I am being denied it.
3129832 Rarity is going to be a lot of fun. I might separate Story chapters and Request chapters such as the Luna and others that might appear as a special guest appearance. I might just roll them into the story because I am awesome like that.
All I know is I can't wait to write the Rarity chapter and the Spike Chapter, the Dash chapter will be my piece de resistance. (however you spell it.)
3129856 Yeah that is funny I just hate how people assume that this fic was related to that video. If it was I would say it. I have no qualms with admitting if I had been inspired by something. I love being inspired by things. Most of my stories are inspired from my delusional brain dreaming stuff up
3129893 Nope, Once they figure out it's Fluttershy the story ends. The part of the job that made her feel comfortable doing it was the anonymity. Candy Clit is a persona that can be as slutty or wild because it isn't her. Fluttershy still lives her life taking care of animals. Candy Clit takes care of her customers.
Plus I would never intentionally ship Discord and Fluttershy. I don't do crack ships.
3129956 I will attempt to crack a joke every chapter. Ch. 1: Candy Clit you say? Seems Fluttershy isn't as innocent as she seems. (failed at getting a joke but oh well) Ch. 2: Big Mac basically cam in his sister's mouth and all she's pissed about is that he kept her up. Ch. 3 (still reading)
Edit: Ch 3: OMG! The amount of weird shit is undescribable! Let's recap it all! Wake up in your bed soaked from being masterbated on by someone who came into your home possibly wanting to rape you? CHECK! Have your first time with said masterbator willingly twice? CHECK! Lose your virginity to someone who masterbated on you? CHECK! Learn your both very much wanted by your friends in a lustful way and in a hated way? CHECK! Unknowingly have a friend, who regularly goes to said service you now work for and had masterbated on you the night before while you slept, reserve you for tomorrow for a whole five hours. CHECK! Go through just one last call and it just happens to be a friend who you would think is the last person to ever do something like this. CHECK!
This is some heavy shit. Also ...
'liquid rainbow'
Where did you get this idea! I must now stalk you! Remember I'm always watching!
3130161 I will try, but it's becoming hard writing this next chapter, I am like done with it but it's too short, I don't want to half ass a chapter so I will be doing what I do best. Adding in relevant stuff and filling in the sandwich with condiments. All meat and no veggies isn't a good thing.
I find this all in very good fun and my mind is racing with the twisted fantasies of these mares. Ok the real though big Msc should have let an know he got a right to calm his urges at whatever time he chooses cuz he works harder than anyone else on the farm. But bitches though.
3131151dude I know it comes and goes. Watching a swimsuit magazine nothing happens, but some axe commercial comes on and I can't walk straight. At my job the demographic is old people and anyone who doesn't work regular hours. Also while typing this dish nation had a segment on bronies. Our influence is expanding. Maniac laugh.
3130004 The initial prompt for premise was from a forum. Everything from content to flow was all my own idea. Everything from start to finish was just from my head. The only thing that wasn't my own was a premise that was found on a forum. Though the original premise was different then said storyline I still wanted to give proper credit since I kind of got the idea from a comment I posted in reply to the forum starter's first post.
The chapters aren't supposed to have all the sex like a normal clop fic, this is more about the comedy of it all. Still next chapter is already been written and prepped. If I feel that my writing is rushed I will take my time on the chapter following. Especially since the chapter following heavy shit will happen. The next chapter is all fun and kinky. The chapter after the next I will use my patented Feels Cannon(TM)
3133500 Well in 14 minutes I am releasing my other chapter so... prepare for more laughs. some minor feels but Rainbow Dash counters it with some lulz afterwards. Next chapter after this one I am going to be releasing soon will be a bit more feels worthy but a ton of lulz.
For those of you who have wondered why this hasn't been featured yet, I am right there with you. I won't complain about it but I kind of wish it would either get featured or I get told why I am being denied it.
Holy crap, why is this so good?
"and then they had sex." ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
How is Rainbow Dash rich? Famous parents?
Next call: Rarity.
3129613 That will be explained later ;0
3129415 I don't know maybe because I wanted it to be
3129497 Yeah I used a throw back joke. I can't wait for the next chapter. Rarity is going to be one hot tamale ;0
hehe. awesome. i done know what im looking forward to more rarity ( my fav of the mane six ) or rainbow dash queen of destroying phone sex employees.
3129832 Rarity is going to be a lot of fun. I might separate Story chapters and Request chapters such as the Luna and others that might appear as a special guest appearance. I might just roll them into the story because I am awesome like that.
All I know is I can't wait to write the Rarity chapter and the Spike Chapter, the Dash chapter will be my piece de resistance. (however you spell it.)
3129152
You gotta laugh at the end when you see rainbow sitting there with lotion and pictures of FS.
3129856 Yeah that is funny I just hate how people assume that this fic was related to that video. If it was I would say it. I have no qualms with admitting if I had been inspired by something. I love being inspired by things. Most of my stories are inspired from my delusional brain dreaming stuff up
3129864
If I used mine then there would be more so much creepy shit discord himself would be terrified.
3129882 Speaking of Discord rumor is he will be calling in on a chapter, That is rumored though
3129888
Once he learns its fluttershy that is.
3129893 Nope, Once they figure out it's Fluttershy the story ends. The part of the job that made her feel comfortable doing it was the anonymity. Candy Clit is a persona that can be as slutty or wild because it isn't her. Fluttershy still lives her life taking care of animals. Candy Clit takes care of her customers.
Plus I would never intentionally ship Discord and Fluttershy. I don't do crack ships.
3129908
Crack ship? So you think Discord would take her from behind? Geeze.
3129946 Discord is a Draconquus, also he appears to be sexless and doesn't have any interest in romance.
Fluttershy is a pony who is shy and always around her animals.
I don't see it happening. I mean I could see it as a crack ship like Sonic and Dash... just not as a viable ship.
Edit: I just derped hard, you meant an anal joke not disgust at my disapproval of Dis/Shy.
3129956
I will attempt to crack a joke every chapter.
Ch. 1: Candy Clit you say? Seems Fluttershy isn't as innocent as she seems. (failed at getting a joke but oh well)
Ch. 2: Big Mac basically cam in his sister's mouth and all she's pissed about is that he kept her up.
Ch. 3 (still reading)
Edit:
Ch 3: OMG! The amount of weird shit is undescribable! Let's recap it all!
Wake up in your bed soaked from being masterbated on by someone who came into your home possibly wanting to rape you? CHECK!
Have your first time with said masterbator willingly twice? CHECK!
Lose your virginity to someone who masterbated on you? CHECK!
Learn your both very much wanted by your friends in a lustful way and in a hated way? CHECK!
Unknowingly have a friend, who regularly goes to said service you now work for and had masterbated on you the night before while you slept, reserve you for tomorrow for a whole five hours. CHECK!
Go through just one last call and it just happens to be a friend who you would think is the last person to ever do something like this. CHECK!
This is some heavy shit. Also ...
Where did you get this idea! I must now stalk you! Remember I'm always watching!
All I have to say is YES
3130037 Have some Yays
well...rarity...Okkkkkey...so next spike?
3130123 Nope. Next is Dash unless you didn't follow the chapter correctly.
Dash is going to call in
Spike is after a couple of chapters. Be patient Spike will get his call in. I already have the title if you want to know what it's called.
You need all 7 for a wish.
That is the title of his chapter.
This is amazing 9.5 out of 10 keep up the amazing work
3130161 I will try, but it's becoming hard writing this next chapter, I am like done with it but it's too short, I don't want to half ass a chapter so I will be doing what I do best. Adding in relevant stuff and filling in the sandwich with condiments. All meat and no veggies isn't a good thing.
'I don't regret nothing!' seems o be your choice with grammar that is nicely fine. Gud Dai.
3130222 Well played, CookieTime.
Is there a word for a comedy fanfic that revolves around humor derived from ponies failing at sex? (have seen a fair bit of those lately)
I know
We should call it, a flopfic
3130248 You know what I say to that?
Just kidding, I love joking about grammar.
A new chapter is ready and edited. I shall release it tomorrow around 1 pm eastern. I would release it now but I am a drama queen
I find this all in very good fun and my mind is racing with the twisted fantasies of these mares. Ok the real though big Msc should have let an know he got a right to calm his urges at whatever time he chooses cuz he works harder than anyone else on the farm. But bitches though.
3131118 I don't know if you know this. But arousal can strike men at any odd times. I had a boner at work earlier today and my job isn't sexy.
3131151dude I know it comes and goes. Watching a swimsuit magazine nothing happens, but some axe commercial comes on and I can't walk straight. At my job the demographic is old people and anyone who doesn't work regular hours. Also while typing this dish nation had a segment on bronies. Our influence is expanding. Maniac laugh.
3131214 Soon the Brony Empire will overtake the entire world.
3130004 The initial prompt for premise was from a forum. Everything from content to flow was all my own idea. Everything from start to finish was just from my head. The only thing that wasn't my own was a premise that was found on a forum. Though the original premise was different then said storyline I still wanted to give proper credit since I kind of got the idea from a comment I posted in reply to the forum starter's first post.
The chapter feels a bit rushed. Just take your time in making these, I won't mind!
3131379 My longest chapter and it feels rushed?
The chapters aren't supposed to have all the sex like a normal clop fic, this is more about the comedy of it all. Still next chapter is already been written and prepped. If I feel that my writing is rushed I will take my time on the chapter following. Especially since the chapter following heavy shit will happen. The next chapter is all fun and kinky. The chapter after the next I will use my patented Feels Cannon(TM)
Oh boy. Rarity is such a nauughty mare
3131501 Wait till next chapter, you will find out how naughty she is .
3131216the price of colored hair and fleece will skyrocket. CMC membership will be mandatory for government benefits.
I Like to Know the something like that. Please.
3131999 Know what exactly?
3133207 Probably to most people ... just some people still need that clarification
My face hurts. Too much laughing.
3133500 Well in 14 minutes I am releasing my other chapter so... prepare for more laughs. some minor feels but Rainbow Dash counters it with some lulz afterwards. Next chapter after this one I am going to be releasing soon will be a bit more feels worthy but a ton of lulz.
Fluttershy a phone sex operator? This is so stupid it is genius.
Way to go, girl.
Alright new chapter lets see how we begin.
"I think... I may have ... masturbated on you."
WAT?
"I will make you cum in 10 seconds flat!"
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