Fluttershy has been feeding the animals based on generosity of others. When the cost of feeding them increases and her inability to beg for help she decides to take a job as a phone sex operator.
New chapter out. As I stated in my author's note SolidFire my usual editor wasn't around to help edit this due to IRL stuff. So I had another editor help fix the errors or grammar issues so I hope the quality is still the same. As usual the story was and always be 100 percent moi when it comes to the content.
Anyways I am going to be finishing the series soon so I hope you have been enjoying so far. I would keep it going but I don't want it to get stale or tired. I like where this is at and I figured out how to end it ;0 won't tell you guys how though that would be just atrocious of me to spoil it.
3151833 yes it does have a story line and that story shall end soon. The next chapter is probably the second to last or the third to last of the entire fic. I might do a sequel based on how I end it... so far I think the ending will be a finale ending when I finally get around to writing more chapters... for now I shall sit on my lazy ass and watch some power rangers.
LLLUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!! is fucking awesome! YAY!!!!!!! and my favorite pickup line of all time used by pinks. this just keeps getting more fucked up snd more epic.
3151899 I threw in that Luna moment just for you ;0 I knew you liked TwiLuna and I thought to myself. What would be more fun Big Mac being raped by Twilight or a TwiLuna moment... you saw what I did XD
3151917 first day of school back in session,first day second shift cleaning up after a bunch of middleschoolers again,see this updated. read big mac turning understandably gay,pinks using the most effective pickup line and twiluna. holy shit its a good day now. thank you, you magnificent bastard.
3152276 So much sex, and just... sex. The pacing is so spastic and the plot is so crazy and it all just adds to the madness. A round of applause is in order. *stands and claps*
3152284 Thank you I appreciate that. I wrote it because I felt like it. I saw this one forum post and said... I wonder it would be like. Then the legend was born, but like all good legends they must end with a resounding bang.
The ending will either use the Feels Cannon or the D'aaaw Ray. Either way shit will go down
the giant buck you you have given to the concept of grammar, to say nothing out of the total randomness of the plot ( why not have Luna show up out of nowhere! why not Pinkie?!") somehow only makes this better and funnier. I seriously burst out in laughter four times in this chapter alone.
Does Mic the Microphone still do dramatic Pony readings? cause he needs to do one for this glorious mess of gloriousity!
If I would be Fluttershy I would continue the job just to annoy AJ. Not her fault she is unable to decide what she wants :P Also the Pinkie Pie bit was awesome.
3154213 She was horny for anything man. If she caught him I would probably get in big trouble because she was going to skull fuck him with her oversexed marehood. That would have tramautized spike.
Big Mac was scared because of how Twilight was trying to take him. Into the darkness XD
3153016 Yes I did not 40 minutes prier but I actual "read it later" them weeks apart from each other and unless I really enjoy them I don't follow authors. and yesterday was the first time I started reading them. and back to the issue I brought up, why dash again, hell why not her use it to prevent the meddling of the CMCs once in a while.
3155380 This isn't news to anyone but in her defense if it wasn't your friend who looked just like the phone slut in question. Who else could transform herself into your friend? Also mimic (poorly) other friends of yours? It would have to be an all powerful princess with too much time on her hooves.
Well done writing the penultimate chapter done being written just waiting on it to be edited. I already have a sequel planned for way later since I am currently busy writing up other stuff and just trying to lower my work load.
Thank the Gods it did not end up TwiMac, I'm not a fan of that pairing. But I do like TwiLuna, also don't mind who AJ picks, damn. Poor Shy, very, very odd of Pinkie Damn it, wish I was able to see Spilight
New chapter out. As I stated in my author's note SolidFire my usual editor wasn't around to help edit this due to IRL stuff. So I had another editor help fix the errors or grammar issues so I hope the quality is still the same. As usual the story was and always be 100 percent moi when it comes to the content.![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
Anyways I am going to be finishing the series soon so I hope you have been enjoying so far. I would keep it going but I don't want it to get stale or tired. I like where this is at and I figured out how to end it ;0 won't tell you guys how though that would be just atrocious of me to spoil it.![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
I'm glad this story has a brilliant story line and its not just one stop clop,![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Keep it up
3151833 yes it does have a story line and that story shall end soon. The next chapter is probably the second to last or the third to last of the entire fic. I might do a sequel based on how I end it... so far I think the ending will be a finale ending when I finally get around to writing more chapters... for now I shall sit on my lazy ass and watch some power rangers.
Yeah I said it. Power Rangers!
LLLUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!! is fucking awesome!
YAY!!!!!!! and my favorite pickup line of all time used by pinks.
this just keeps getting more fucked up snd more epic.
3151899 I threw in that Luna moment just for you ;0 I knew you liked TwiLuna and I thought to myself. What would be more fun Big Mac being raped by Twilight or a TwiLuna moment... you saw what I did XD![:twilightblush:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png)
Big Mac going gay? Not gonna happened he needs to go to Cheerilee NOW.
3151917
first day of school back in session,first day second shift cleaning up after a bunch of middleschoolers again,see this updated.
read big mac turning understandably gay,pinks using the most effective pickup line and twiluna. holy shit its a good day now.
thank you, you magnificent bastard.
3152048 Of course he isn't going to go gay he is just a bit shaken up... or he might go gay who knows![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
wa wa wa
3152049 Magnificent nah... I just write stories about ponies having sex!
poor spike finley was gonna get laid but was with one of his friends
3152157 He wasn't going to get laid just get face fucked by Twilight. So he ran as far as possible and ended up almost costing Big Mac big time.![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
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This story is so... I don't even know... like... just... what?!![:rainbowhuh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowhuh.png)
3152265 I know ain't it just the best thing ever![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
XD I love this story and I can't wait to end it and say "I wrote that shit and I regret nothing."![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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3152276 So much sex, and just... sex. The pacing is so spastic and the plot is so crazy and it all just adds to the madness. A round of applause is in order. *stands and claps*
3152284 Thank you I appreciate that. I wrote it because I felt like it. I saw this one forum post and said... I wonder it would be like. Then the legend was born, but like all good legends they must end with a resounding bang.![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
The ending will either use the Feels Cannon or the D'aaaw Ray. Either way shit will go down![:rainbowdetermined2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowdetermined2.png)
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3152289 With my Feels Ray I will stop, the world. With my Feels Ray I will find the time to find the words to...
I bet Discord is just sucking all of this up.
3152348 Oh you know it. He is probably telling Celestia that friendship can suck it, chaos is magic![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
12 more faves before this story has 250 favorites and I succeed in another goal.![:ajsmug:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png)
the giant buck you you have given to the concept of grammar, to say nothing out of the total randomness of the plot ( why not have Luna show up out of nowhere! why not Pinkie?!") somehow only makes this better and funnier. I seriously burst out in laughter four times in this chapter alone.
Does Mic the Microphone still do dramatic Pony readings? cause he needs to do one for this glorious mess of gloriousity!
3152854 Glad you enjoy this so much lol
that pinkie pie dash knockout thing is "really" getting repetitive.
3152981 Funny how I used it just once this fic ... you must have read my other one.![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
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Finally I'm caught up and damn things are not looking good for shy anyways keep it up man love this fic![:heart:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/heart.png)
3153137 Glad you do I love writing it![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
3150950![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Or so you say.
Ssssshit I need more chapters
Celestia? Where the hell does any of candy clit's actions point to Celestia? I mean she met candy clit her self!![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
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Twilight trys to rape big mac?!
LMFAO
I certainly enjoyed Twilight getting horny for Spike. I know you're not gonna get him laid, but I was still disappointed she didn't catch him.
And man up, Big Mac! That's the kind of thing I fantasize about, minus the insanity.
If I would be Fluttershy I would continue the job just to annoy AJ. Not her fault she is unable to decide what she wants :P![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Also the Pinkie Pie bit was awesome.
3154213 She was horny for anything man. If she caught him I would probably get in big trouble because she was going to skull fuck him with her oversexed marehood. That would have tramautized spike.
Big Mac was scared because of how Twilight was trying to take him. Into the darkness XD
3154549 She does continue the job next chapter ;0
3153016 Yes I did not 40 minutes prier but I actual "read it later" them weeks apart from each other and unless I really enjoy them I don't follow authors. and yesterday was the first time I started reading them. and back to the issue I brought up, why dash again, hell why not her use it to prevent the meddling of the CMCs once in a while.
3154868 Because the CMC aren't going to appear in an adult clopfic full of sex and lies. That's why.![:ajsmug:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png)
3155380 This isn't news to anyone but in her defense if it wasn't your friend who looked just like the phone slut in question. Who else could transform herself into your friend? Also mimic (poorly) other friends of yours? It would have to be an all powerful princess with too much time on her hooves.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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3155271 fair enough. I was just saying it because 85% of the time they get involved they don't help they hinder.
3155579 That is the point... Like how Spike is always clueless about things (bachelor parties, clues, females) it's their roles.![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
Well done writing the penultimate chapter done being written just waiting on it to be edited. I already have a sequel planned for way later since I am currently busy writing up other stuff and just trying to lower my work load.
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?" all the yes, all of it
Thank the Gods it did not end up TwiMac, I'm not a fan of that pairing. But I do like TwiLuna, also don't mind who AJ picks, damn. Poor Shy, very, very odd of Pinkie
Damn it, wish I was able to see Spilight![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)