Fluttershy has been feeding the animals based on generosity of others. When the cost of feeding them increases and her inability to beg for help she decides to take a job as a phone sex operator.
aaaand welcome to another chapter of what the fuck am i reading and why is it so awesome. another thrilling chapter. i think pinkie is in for a suprise. im guessing twily is gonna wreck the part pony.
Could someone tell me if my latest chapter went for a wrong turn? some people are un-faving and I want to know if it's due to the latest chapter's content or technical terms? If it's based on content like story wise then that is fine. This is a comedy fic with sex... so far ponies are having sex that is just to enhance the story no there isn't any actual shipping and as I said I won't know if there will be a ship ending. So if you feel there is shipping or isn't enough, I can't help you I will just thank you for giving my story a shot and hope you like the next story I make.
3140207 Mr. Cake might idk how that will work with Mrs.Cake unless Candy Clit can do an impression of a man... or it could be a mare... if Mrs. Cake wanted to try some Pie ;0
3140338 Thanks for the kind words, and next chapter is going to be pure comedy lol. Spike is an amazing character to pull a wealth of laughter off with his misunderstanding of how the world works.
Another new chapter to enjoy. Sooner or later Fluttershy might have a little problem with keeping her hidden identity intact and I can´t wait to see what will happen then. For now let´s see what Spike´s fantasies are and if he will be similar unlucky like BigMac was
Ch. 4: Rarity is a dominatrix who has desires of applejack?! Ch. 5: Preggashy?! OH CELESTIA MY SIDES! Ch. 6: Pinkie is raging because she isn't getting pleasure the way she desires?!
Pinkie and Twilight? they will be rutting the night away while Spike has his fun... but question is how long does it take Pinkie Pie to fully destroy Twilight and make her tired enough to either go home or stay the night
3141687 Nope his fantasy isn't about twilight or is it ... stop fishing... Why is everyone fishing for info about the story... surely it can't be that interesting to find out what happens next?
I don't understand, why would Rarity want to own Applejack? you can't own a friend! I think Rarity would indeed be dominant in the bedroom, but this sounds more like she wants to control Applejacks whole life. That doesn't sound like Rarity! Also, I would have thought Spikes fantasy is pretty obvious. Rarity covered in icecream and topped with gems.
3142049 I sure hope that's all it is, she sounded very serious about it. Also she was very forceful, what if Applejack truly wasn't interested? How would she have known with how insistent she was.
3142071 Applejack had an option to leave or bend over did you not remember that part?
Applejack had the option to run... she just didn't take it
Also she isn't lying about wanting to ride Applejack across town while ponies watch them... Rarity is a dom and a freak. Then again I think they all are... the only sane pony is the one who is causing all this with her job.
3142093 No I remember that part, I mean the night before, although, now I think of it that was never detailed was it. I'm thinking of her fantasy, that's when she was being forceful, which of course she would cause it's a fantasy. Never mind, figured it our now! Although, now I think of it, Applejack didn't seem to remember having sex with Rarity the night before, what did Rarity do? If she got Applejack drunk, that's just as bad as forcing her.
3142136 No she thought it was a crazy dream she asks her "we had sex didn't we it wasn't a dream was it?" or something like that... I am sure I put that in there... if not let me know because I don't write rape fics... unless you count that scene where Applejack was forced to take a splooge shot to the face in slow motion with Opera music as rape... nah it's not rape.
3142165 Yeah it said she thought it was a dream. My bad. even so, there is a certain clarity to memory taht you don't get from dreams, unless you were impaired somehow. Though the unexpected advances of Rarity could be a shock enough to be called impaired.
aaaand welcome to another chapter of what the fuck am i reading and why is it so awesome.
another thrilling chapter. i think pinkie is in for a suprise. im guessing twily is gonna wreck the part pony.
3140038 For science!
3140044
twilight is going to break pinkies fourth wall.
poor girl wont be able to taste anything but blueberry yogurt afterwords.
3140119 Possibly
3140126 Yes it is, and lot's of people agree. Though it seems we have neigh-sayers in the crowd![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
Could someone tell me if my latest chapter went for a wrong turn? some people are un-faving and I want to know if it's due to the latest chapter's content or technical terms? If it's based on content like story wise then that is fine. This is a comedy fic with sex... so far ponies are having sex that is just to enhance the story no there isn't any actual shipping and as I said I won't know if there will be a ship ending. So if you feel there is shipping or isn't enough, I can't help you I will just thank you for giving my story a shot and hope you like the next story I make.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3140207 Mr. Cake might idk how that will work with Mrs.Cake unless Candy Clit can do an impression of a man... or it could be a mare... if Mrs. Cake wanted to try some Pie ;0
my spidey seans is tingling! is twilight going to walk in on him... bwhahaha!
3140326 Quite a possibility or it could end differently XD
Oh I can't wait for the next chapter I can only imagine what spike is going to do with candy clit also another amazing chapter as always keep it up![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
3140338 Thanks for the kind words, and next chapter is going to be pure comedy lol. Spike is an amazing character to pull a wealth of laughter off with his misunderstanding of how the world works.
3140212
Relive her college days experimenting?
3140351 College? Nah Twilight is just naturally curious and itches to learn XD
3140399 Yeah that happened.![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Dragonball Z reference!![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3140454 Yeah next chapter is based off a dbz thingy. The whole chapter will be about ... I can't spoil it ;0
Ha! I knew it!!!!
3140489 Yes sex, sex everywhere!
Another new chapter to enjoy. Sooner or later Fluttershy might have a little problem with keeping her hidden identity intact and I can´t wait to see what will happen then. For now let´s see what Spike´s fantasies are and if he will be similar unlucky like BigMac was![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3140762 Well hopefully no one is too mean to Fluttershy for it![:fluttercry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png)
as for Spike right now these two![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
are busy and Spike is alone ![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
Five bits says Voice Box is Princess Celestia. How else would she know everything that went on between Fluttersy and RD?
3141331 You really think a noble princess would make a phone sex agency? Man what has fanon done to you.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
3141337 Hey, you gotta do something to relieve the tedium of immortality. And, besides, an Alicorn has needs too, you know.
3141353 So then why doesn't she become a Moaning Mare or call in the services? Why run the company and get none?![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
3141360 Maybe she does both? If she can raise the sun, I'm pretty sure she can pull double duty in that regards.
3141379 I think you are fishing for answers to a plot I am not ready to reveal sorry I got my bait blocker 5000 on. You can't reel this fish in ;0![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
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3141405 Oh, well. I can still dream.
Keep up the good work.
3141415 I shall ;0 and yes dream on.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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Alright I missed a bit.
Time for my reactions ... ![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Ch. 4: Rarity is a dominatrix who has desires of applejack?!![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
OH CELESTIA MY SIDES! ![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Ch. 5: Preggashy?!
Ch. 6: Pinkie is raging because she isn't getting pleasure the way she desires?!
Nice dragonball Z reference!![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
3141594 I approve the comment I replied to
3141596![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Your approval is approved!
3141622 approvalception?![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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Now we try to get on the action with pinkie and twilight.
3141653
Pinkie and Twilight? they will be rutting the night away while Spike has his fun... but question is how long does it take Pinkie Pie to fully destroy Twilight and make her tired enough to either go home or stay the night![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
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I think twi will go home so she can log her findings and she walks in as spike splooges on twilight and spikes fantasy is of course twilight.
3141687 Nope his fantasy isn't about twilight or is it ... stop fishing... Why is everyone fishing for info about the story... surely it can't be that interesting to find out what happens next?![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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3141694
I'm making a prediction.
It could be a threesome with twilight and rarity for all I know.
Now to wait for the next chapter. ![:raritydespair:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png)
I'm not fishing.
3141710 I mean I could start writing it. But my creative juices aren't flowing ... and my editor is probably about to go to bed...![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
3141711
Damn you teaser!
I must contact Kaidan for clop if I need it I guess. ![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Good point ...
3141719 oh ok? Have fun doing that ;0![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
Also, I would have thought Spikes fantasy is pretty obvious. Rarity covered in icecream and topped with gems.
3142029 I think you misread if you think Rarity wants to own Applejack like an actual object... she just wants to play a role in their relationship.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3142049 I sure hope that's all it is, she sounded very serious about it. Also she was very forceful, what if Applejack truly wasn't interested? How would she have known with how insistent she was.
3142071 Applejack had an option to leave or bend over did you not remember that part?
Applejack had the option to run... she just didn't take it![:ajsmug:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png)
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Also she isn't lying about wanting to ride Applejack across town while ponies watch them... Rarity is a dom and a freak. Then again I think they all are... the only sane pony is the one who is causing all this with her job.![:fluttershysad:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttershysad.png)
3142093 No I remember that part, I mean the night before, although, now I think of it that was never detailed was it. I'm thinking of her fantasy, that's when she was being forceful, which of course she would cause it's a fantasy. Never mind, figured it our now!![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
Although, now I think of it, Applejack didn't seem to remember having sex with Rarity the night before, what did Rarity do? If she got Applejack drunk, that's just as bad as forcing her.
3142136 No she thought it was a crazy dream she asks her "we had sex didn't we it wasn't a dream was it?" or something like that... I am sure I put that in there... if not let me know because I don't write rape fics... unless you count that scene where Applejack was forced to take a splooge shot to the face in slow motion with Opera music as rape... nah it's not rape.![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
3142165 Yeah it said she thought it was a dream. My bad.
even so, there is a certain clarity to memory taht you don't get from dreams, unless you were impaired somehow. Though the unexpected advances of Rarity could be a shock enough to be called impaired. ![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
3142508 Yeah especially after what happened in the spa... but I kept that to myself![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
let's just say Applejack got massaged and not by Aloe or Vera![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
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Well, this is a fun story.
No such thing as too much sex.
3143095 That is how I write each chapter. I think of what kind of shenanigans can I get away with and how to present it.![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
3143391 Yes no such thing as too much sex.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
3143676 Welcome to the crazy train![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
New chapter all typed up. Just waiting for it to be edited and then you can all enjoy.