Fluttershy has been feeding the animals based on generosity of others. When the cost of feeding them increases and her inability to beg for help she decides to take a job as a phone sex operator.
3135938 I can't wait for next chapter honestly. If I could write it right now I would but I can't... I need my inspiration ( aka my crazy day dreams where I usually act out and probably freak my neighbors) Oh to be inspired by insanity
3136112 Fine do it! I mean just read the second chapter the slow motion scene after beer #7... also you must play the song while reading the slow motion part and really imagine the idea of it all. It's gold my friend, pure gold.
Really that scene didn't have me laughing so much. It's the jokes that are cheaper and less set up that really get me. Not saying that wasn't a great scene, and that my thoughts went to Spike from Cowboy Bebop falling from the chapel window made it properly hilarious. Phones suck for writing comments btw
3136171 Yes... I think they all will be mighty pissed off. RD especially since you know... trust and all... well let's just see how this all turns out. I mean there is no tag to indicate this can go badly (then again Sad and Comedy tags conflict and you can't have both on one story) muahahahahahaha
3136193 OBVIOUSLY HE DIED ! :( I hated that, he was truly the most bad-ass anime character to ever grace the tv. So how do they properly end the story of the greatest bounty hunter in the world? With the worst death scene ever...
No man, that's like, the best death scene ever. Think about it, the story was primarily from his POV, so when he dies, that's fucking end man, roll credits. What happened after that? From his POV not a damn thing. True story telling genius.
3136232 Why? Did I do something to offend you? Why must you hurt me like this... The feels bro... the feels. Though this would make for a good Story for a MLP crossover fanfic.
Instead of Spike dying, since he is so bad ass he ends up being 'revived' again like when he 'died' the first time. He goes to a ship that transports him home but it ends up going through the wrong wormhole or what not. (I haven't seen the show in ages) and he ends up in Equestria.
jesus dash, i thought i was a sick fuck. thank you for teaching me new tricks. pregnant chicks are hot as all get out. preggershy...... a new fetish i needed not.
3136344 Well to think this all started because she wanted independence and to feed animals. Well let this be a lesson, buck animals... they cost friendships.
Actually they don't but in this story they do. Oh btw I love Angel Bunny's role in this chapter... he was so bad-ass.
3136515 i think, i may be wrong here, but that was a ham handed math joke. it was also wrong as pi is 3.14 so its only applicable to the last number of the standard three digit sum.. that of course not being the full number whitch to current standards of measure is infinite.
3rd person to link this... as I explained before this story idea came from a forum. I wrote the first chapter before even seeing the video that is posted. My editor made me aware of the video
Hold up, mang.
The newest chapter was uploaded September 1st...
But that's tomorrow...
Oh, who cares. I will read this chapter and love it.
3135879 Maybe your time zone is off on your settings. it's only 9:39 eastern here.
Dash's first line on the phone and shy leaving AJ to get molested both had me giggling like an idiot lol
3135918 Then it worked. This fic is intended for the lulz.
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Good show old chap, good show.
3135938 I can't wait for next chapter honestly. If I could write it right now I would but I can't... I need my inspiration ( aka my crazy day dreams where I usually act out and probably freak my neighbors) Oh to be inspired by insanity
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So a lot like my own method then
3135962 Who says I didn't think of it first
Nah I just messing around. I just love using my sick and twisted brain to write stories :)
3136039 I am... sorry?
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I made no implications as to who used it first, only that we both use it.
3136054 True I was just being random. It's that time of the night where I should be sleeping because I hardly sleep.
3136059 yes I wrote that and yes Rainbow Dash would have helped AJ all night if she needed it.
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And I'm just smartassing because I'm on beer#3 for the night already, it's cool
3136077 Sweet wait till beer #5 and then attempt reading this story without pissing yourself. I dare you
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For me the pissing challenge isn't till #10+
I'm a bit of a lush, what can I say
3136112 Fine do it! I mean just read the second chapter the slow motion scene after beer #7... also you must play the song while reading the slow motion part and really imagine the idea of it all. It's gold my friend, pure gold.
Edit: (it was 13 more faves) and I can scratch off another achievement to my list of achievements. Yay
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Really that scene didn't have me laughing so much. It's the jokes that are cheaper and less set up that really get me. Not saying that wasn't a great scene, and that my thoughts went to Spike from Cowboy Bebop falling from the chapel window made it properly hilarious. Phones suck for writing comments btw
3136160 Dude you just said something so
fuckingbucking awesome Spike from Cowboy Bebop.... I love that SHOW so much. I hated the ending >.>"Bang" falls over...
...When RD finds out CC = FS, this is going to turn into a shitstorm of biblical proportions... XD
Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
3136171 Yes... I think they all will be mighty pissed off. RD especially since you know... trust and all... well let's just see how this all turns out. I mean there is no tag to indicate this can go badly (then again Sad and Comedy tags conflict and you can't have both on one story) muahahahahahaha
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Dude! I loved that ending! Did he live or die? That shit is fanfiction fucking GOLD son!
3136193 OBVIOUSLY HE DIED ! :( I hated that, he was truly the most bad-ass anime character to ever grace the tv. So how do they properly end the story of the greatest bounty hunter in the world? With the worst death scene ever...
"Bang!" Falls over.
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No man, that's like, the best death scene ever. Think about it, the story was primarily from his POV, so when he dies, that's fucking end man, roll credits. What happened after that? From his POV not a damn thing. True story telling genius.
3136232 Why? Did I do something to offend you? Why must you hurt me like this... The feels bro... the feels. Though this would make for a good Story for a MLP crossover fanfic.
Instead of Spike dying, since he is so bad ass he ends up being 'revived' again like when he 'died' the first time. He goes to a ship that transports him home but it ends up going through the wrong wormhole or what not. (I haven't seen the show in ages) and he ends up in Equestria.
Shit goes down the end!
jesus dash, i thought i was a sick fuck. thank you for teaching me new tricks.
pregnant chicks are hot as all get out. preggershy...... a new fetish i needed not.
3136307 But Preggashy is hot as all get out XD
3136337 that certainly is what my pants are telling me.
3136344 Well to think this all started because she wanted independence and to feed animals. Well let this be a lesson, buck animals... they cost friendships.
Actually they don't but in this story they do. Oh btw I love Angel Bunny's role in this chapter... he was so bad-ass.
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more like angel pimp ass mutha bunny.
oh god i hate myself for typing that
3136362 You should... that was bad... please go die... JK <3
Nah seriously that moment he made that card that said "You are shit out of luck." I was like ... "what the
fuckbuck am I typing?"3136370
pure awesome thats what.
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You keep flattering me I might just have an ego-gasm.
Im going to take a random guess and say the next chapter includes the number 4 in it somewhere.
3136431 What? Next chapter is called Pinkie Pie Wants Sex... I don't know what that has to do with four to be honest...
3136435
Exacly what is pinkie known for. randomnesss so 4
3136509 Okay...
3136257
Dude, that is the potential premise of the baddest assest fucking HIE fic ever, no exceptions... Write that!
3136660 I am already busy :(
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i think, i may be wrong here, but that was a ham handed math joke.
it was also wrong as pi is 3.14 so its only applicable to the last number of the standard three digit sum.. that of course not being the full number whitch to current standards of measure is infinite.
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3rd person to link this... as I explained before this story idea came from a forum. I wrote the first chapter before even seeing the video that is posted. My editor made me aware of the video
3136743 ...
3136753 Don't feel bad I still love you random stranger <3
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So am I! Someone needs to write that!
3136765 ... Um
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3136774 Sorry just being random.
3136773 possible list of things to do then