When a man finds himself in Equestria, apparently punching a pony princess in the face is a poor first action. Now stuck there, he must come to terms and cope with his, err... her new life.
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Ahahahahahaha. Moony shoulda known better than to mess with what's pretty close to a lunatic by pony standards, armed with the kind of fucked up imagination that only humans are capable of!
'MURICA!
Never try to screw with somebody who knows that they are God of their own little world in their mind. Especially an unhinged person. Bad idea...
... Wakes up an Alicorn and constantly must fend off nightmare moon... I wonder what's next.
One thing to say, you fucking bad-ass motherfucker, you:
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Once again, I would like to know what exactly you were on when you wrote that last scene.
The Third Street Saints approve!
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This chapter is just pure random gold. Congrats you brought a smile to my face.
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Well... not entirely sure about being an alicorn, or a pegacorn for that matter. Still, that mid-transformation was like The Fly telepod accident creepypasta nightmare fuel. What is known are the wings so... defiantly a pegasi.
I foresee lots of embarassing wingboner jokes in her future. Bahahahaha!
Should have made it rain rabid dogs and furious wet LARGE cats
First off: CALLED IT! I fucking called
himher having wings! There was only one explanation for him reaching for the source of the tearing, and the blood not getting intohisher eyes.I started reading the description of Elam fighting Nightmare in
hisher mind, and just knew it would be a Saints Row reference. Just got done playing Co-op with a buddy for the third, just in time for #4 to come out.The line that
tipped me offgave it away was this one.3066497
Its still unknown about
himher having a horn, but we knowheshe has wings, at least.3066640
That song played in my head when the bombs started dropping. Was pleasantly surprised that it was very appropriate.
Spacecowboy, you win all the awards. I've been looking forward to Saints Row IV for months, and you put this out not two days before the game releases. Have a badass Mr. Torgue statement, courtesy of tumblr, and me finding it.
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FUCK YEAH!YOUR MY! B*TCH MOONY!!
dude cant wait for the next chapter
I am all American and proud of it.
'MURICA FUCK YEAH!!!
Patriotism aside this was funny.
I'm not sure how to feel about our heroine warding off the Nightmare so easily. On the one hand, the idea of countless instances of Rosie the Riveter channeling Slim Pickens is about as epically American as it gets without a Godzilla-sized apple pie. On the other, this could be seen as outright Mary Sue-ish behavior. Of course, that would require me to take the story seriously.
Right, carry on.
HAIL TO THE MOTHERFnCKING CHIEF!
with that kind of chaotic mindset.... I feel like Elam will just have a GREAT relationship with Discord.....
Oh keep up the good work.
fucking shenaggins
that's fucking awesome!
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Yeah, me too, because that must be some good shit.
This is the most 'Murican thing I have ever read.
EVER!
Nightmare Moon was so confident too.... rofl.
What the hay?
This is ridiculous! Everything about this is ridiculous! ... I love it!
The hell with everything. 'MURICA!
Yeah! Nightmare was all
"You're just a puny human! What could you do? Muhuhahahahahahah!!!!"
Then elam was all:
*Not even looking at the explosion* "I'm a fucking BAWS! BITCH!"
And that... is a nowhere near complete compiliation of my feelings about this chapter.
I was playing Skyrim while reading this and I was like really, so I ran up to an nearby dead body and started throwing it around! I'm going to get countless hours of entertainment from this!!!
so..........FUCK YEAH THIS IS SOETHING EVERY MOTHER FUCKERING PERSON NEEDS TO READ!!!
What no Captain America? Hell Elam could have been dressed as Caps daughter Miss America!
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Ok you win, this is going in my favorites.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? Really? You couldn't think of a better movie to reference?
Off topic:
Looking at the comments section, something tells me someone flicked a switch on fimfiction.net's backend before the last time I loaded a page. All the buttons look different. Random skin changing at 11 pm, yay
'MURCA!!!
Nightmare moon must have lost her mine and got a taste of America
and
For a moment there i thought that he/she would change into... Wonder Woman or something.
3826825 Supermare. Because reasons.
3068093 Well, you also have to consider their current power levels.
Nightmare Moon has been a pile of shredded essence floating about and trying to leech off of different ponies. If I were to guess, she tries to gain more power through tormenting the ponies and others she leeches off of, but with Luna running the Dreamscape once more, it's gotten hard for her to amass any amount of real power, magical or mental.
Elam, [fe]male as he is, is quite headstrong, and if (s)he's also somehow channeling the magic Twilight blasted into her, then at this point in time, he can OP NMM. Could he OP Celestia? Fuck no. But (to use an analogy) a single drop in the bucket of what was once a great lake of evil moon goddess? Fuck yeah, 'cause 'MURICA.
You know when you look at it. A human mind is so chaotic, it could put Discord to shame
I half expected that he/she would think more of [youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M]
4802370 most especially white guys.
Don't believe me? Hitler: white guy. Stalin: white guy. Napoleon: him too. Whoever invented nuclear weapons: I KNOW IT WAS A WHITE GUY.
And that's off the top of my head. Without mentioning fictional ones.
5236367 Oh god that made my day
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I have to agree with you there... White guys are pretty scary...
3066479 buddy you have no idea
5404979 fuck yea
3581343 whats sucks for me is the scite no longer sends me email updates. Any idea how to fix that?
Hail to the chief! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH, FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY! I don't know why I was yelling tbh.Muerica, fuck yeah!
Hadn’t struck me as overly patriotic before this.