When a man finds himself in Equestria, apparently punching a pony princess in the face is a poor first action. Now stuck there, he must come to terms and cope with his, err... her new life.
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Futa-Twi, dood!
I thank you for this chapter, dood.
Well. You always think you know what you will get when you read the tags.
"When you start "self-exploration" of your new body and it then becomes Futa sex"
Welp.... that escalated quickly.
wow....just wow.
how the hell is this hot.
i have no idea but it is along with being fucking hilarious.
JIMMY HOFFA. less than 3 months ago they were digging up some ladies back yard in my home state o Michigan on a tip to find his corpse. still no luck. apparently he's a duke. and i keep picturing jack nicholson as a pony. (he played hoffa for those who dont know)
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Beware of alicorns! Freaky kinks and too much magic power make for long exhausting nights.
Huh? Since when does Twilight speak like that?
Also, I'm curious: how...anatomically correct are ponies in your fic?
That was hawt.
Like, really hawt.
Buckets i tell you, buckets.
This was hot. This was also funny, and I believe this is all one needs to say on the matter in terms of this chapter.
Also, fuck the police.
I'm liking this. Keep at it, bro.
For a moment, I thought this was a wet dream. Then I remembered this is a comedy story.
Elam is playing with him/her self, then twilight comes in and they fuck
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I like how the accents keep changing. I mean just about anyone that has spoken so far has evolved into a different accent.
...damn
If you pull one over on this version of Celestia i will give you a medal.
Fucking hell...
My face when reading this chapter: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/439/958/6e8.png
...
I probably should have expected the clop, but still...
That escalated quickly.
2819507 You and me both.
Only one thing could beat this: twin futa fuck with human and pony.
But since I don't know of one this is hot enough to get my "Mr Thompson" at full attention.
DAMN YOU!! Now I gotta go take care of it...
i accept this
me gusta
Two things come to mind:
1) If Twilight is using Elam's dick, seeing as how he no longer needs it, whose is Luna using? And does the owner know where it went?
2) You can now tell Luna you did her one better. This one has fingers, so your other set of genatalia doesn't get neglected.
I guess being a creature of harmony means that Alicorns are also both genders, just like Yin and Yang. Makes sense to me that Twilight has had a cock ever since she turned into one.
Huh.
Just so Elam can spite Celestia until the end of time, i'd say make him (her) an alicorn. Just because endless trolling opportunities.
2822026 What if Elam became a Draconequus? The trolling would be infinite!
now that is major herm on female sex
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Fair enough, but Discord would have to obligatorily hit on Elam though.
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I've kinda given up trying to keep up with the flood of comments.
However, I'll take this moment to simply state one thing.
EWWWWW
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Now i can't stop laughing. Ah, fun.
Wait, we got Futa Twilight now? I am not sure if that is really "Mr. Thompson" since Twi still has her cave.
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Oh, she stole it. What's to say you can't have both though?
Friend made a comment 'Twi needs a dick.' Other friend says 'Twi should STEAL Elam's dick.' The third says 'Twi should fuck Elam with his former dick.'
And thus, a scene was given birth.
For semantics sake, you can think of it as Mr. Thompson Mk II though!
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I think you have awesome friends.
The upgraded Mr. Thompson, 5 extra inches in length, 3 extra inches in girth, and the ability to fuck anything into a stupor.
ClichĂȘ-check round 4:
-Sex... check check check check check check check check check
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Best kind of cliche, amirite?
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Fuck cancer, more masturbation!
2822662I always found discord cute/adorable.
Welp, I have been seeing this on the front page for a while now, but never really cared to read it. Decided to say screw and I pulled it up.
Now. . .
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I don't. Thus why I kill him in most stories I write. Well, if by most, really just one that's explicitly stated so. No clue what I'll do here with him, but eww. Discord. Ewww.
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hopefully I didn't kill too many brain cells in the process of you reading it.
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Nah, no brain cells killed.
More like titillated.
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Discord is still cute imo.
read this after reading cupcakes
I was confused at first for this... then I read it... now I'm intrigued... and this is where I'd want to place a Barack Obama 'not bad' meme.
This story... is so hot and funny at the same time. I didn't see the Twilight part coming at all; that was very creative, heh. You should be a writer for south park to be real, i could see an episode where a female grows a dick and fucks another one. Oh yeah, does the pic foreshadow a ménage coming soon?
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The Twilight part was a spur of the moment decision.
Friend 1 - You should have some female x pony sex before protag goes full pony.
Friend 2 - You should have Twilight be futa
Friend 3 - You should have Twilight steal the protag's penis
Friend 1 - Have Twilight fuck the protag with their penis!
And thus, a chapter was born.
By the way, love your story as well. Now you see why my [dirty] mind has been wondering about the more mature aspects now. xD
As for the menage, well... I'm writing Luna right now, and it's leaning towards sex. With Twilight coming in mid act. Just because I can.
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That's a general reaction. I see this comment is on Ch 3... Ch 4 might just blow you away. It escalates rather quickly. And now you see why I was musing on the other story about the more... mature aspects. xD
2857319 ...I love the puns...I am the puns...I worship the puns....MORE PUNS! That is all. Taco?24.media.tumblr.com/2a55f27d2e02e899ac5a132a4b5199bc/tumblr_mnze4qpLEa1s0sz7go3_1280.png
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When you told me you were writing a crack fic, I thought it wasn't finished at first. But, I saw your story on the featured box and recognized your name.I love gb fics, but all of them don't update consistently and some aren't quality fics. The gb element caught my attention, but your writing caught my curiosity. I don't know how people can dislike this story; must be moral fags. And dont worry, our discussion on my story was intriguing actually. My character detest the idea of having sex, but she might end up like Elam here, minus the futa. Lol.
And yes, please make it happen. Your Celestia is awesome, but Luna usually steals the show when her sister is a sadistic ruler, heh.
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I wasn't expecting to see you here.Lol.
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Lol, yeah, this was something that literally came to be overnight (Think I wrote nearly 6,000 words in a single go, then another 5,100 words not days later?). I was starting to struggle and lose a lot of quality with a serious story I've got brewing that I want to be top notch. I'd actually been reading Twisted Spectrum's stuff, as well as his clopfic where the protag of the story takes Cadance's place. Genderbending stuff has always been somewhat of an interest of mine on the side, but with the areas I tend to write in (I've come to realize I tend to suck with a serious HiE story), there is no room for it to really be explored. This story, although a crackfic to a degree, is letting me explore and do things I'd never do otherwise. Plus, it's a nice stress outlet too.
The dowvotes, and the amount of them, amount to what's probably a few factors.
- Mature + Sex story in the feature box. Insta downvoters there.
- The 'quality' of the writing. I've cleaned it up a little, but even then, there's no hiding what this is. A rather 'lazy' 1st person POV story. I've actually cleaned up the first two chapters, which were the ones out on release. I removed around 60-80 punctuations between periods and commas, as well as cleaned up a few completely illegibile sections. Think I had four to six of those pop up.
- Zero editing was done
- Futa warning.
- The person who didn't read the giant 'Warning, don't take this with a grain of seriousness'
- And maybe, some jealous folks, cause well, let's face it. Even I groaned when this got into the box.
Still, I'm not complaining one bit. Still writing at this to enjoy it for myself, but I'll continue to share it here.
As for the conversation, yeah. No matter how many male tendencies are still in the mind, the quicker they can come to terms, the happier they can become and the quicker they can move forward. Plus, I dislike seeing what is given as a somewhat strong emotional bond destroyed, and what better way to cement their continued relation than sex? It's half of the whole, afterall. Mental and Physical acceptance of sorts.
As far as Luna, Celestia, and the protag's relations, and eventual relations, can PM me for Skype info if you want for further chatter, or just PM me if you wanna know the rough idea of what I have planned. Although a 'crackfic,' I'm going to keep the humor but takes it a little more seriously as far as what goes on. At least until the next sex scene, anyways. xD
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I've found that not asking that question has made my life much easier. Does that stop me from asking it? Of cousre not. But still, I've noticed it happens less.
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Wooo... this is the first TG story I've found where the victim gets hammered with their own former whammadoodle.
Keep up with the good work just having fun with this.
Rogered by her own John Thomas. Nice. Does this count as masturbation? If she gets pregnant, does that make her the mother and the father?