When a man finds himself in Equestria, apparently punching a pony princess in the face is a poor first action. Now stuck there, he must come to terms and cope with his, err... her new life.
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I love it's so funny
I'm an idiot.... I just figured out how you created the name Elam.... (unless it is a true name.... but I'm pretty sure I never heard that one before), Male backwards and since this story... for the first half or so at least is about him coping up with his genderswap.... It'd make sense
All those references.
Yes, yes YES!!
That Jimmy Hoffa scene...
That came into your head how many seconds before you wrote it?
#EveryDay #WithoutMercy
Carpet muncher?>
Overall a decent humorous crack comedy story. I'm not quite sold on it yet, but it does have potential to be hilarious. I'll be staying tuned for more.
One thing to note here is that in the last chapter near the end:
So s/he'd already stated the nickname out loud before this
Jimmy Hoffa is in Equestria? And he's Blueblood's dad?
This fic just took several levels in Cracktastic.
Jimmy MOTHER FUCKING Hoffa! img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/2b7bdbb111990bf37974221ec2c8b5bd/http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh107/CoyoteAllyson/Yeah_Snowflake.jpg
Jimmy Hoffa? THAT explains it!
Jimmy Hoffa!
I did not see that coming but am oh so glad that it did
Clichê-check round 3:
-Very fast understanding of the situation... check
-Transformation into a pony... check check (cause it's a SUPER-clichê!)
-Meat is bad... check
-Insulting of meat-eaters... check
-Blablabla Twilight... check
-Jimmy Hoffa... check
-Making fun of pony names because of Twilight=Twilight and Rainbow=rainbow=gay... check
-Question-storm... check/2 (cause it hasn't started)
... This is awkward... I actually kind of like this fic...
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lesbian.....
um...who the heck is jimmy hoffa?
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Not sure if serious, but Im sure there are readers who dont know so I'll tell.
Being the son of a truck driver, his dissappearance was a hot topic in my household for some time when I was young.
Hoffa was THE Leader and Organizer for the Teamster Union from the 1930s on, back when truck drivers NEEDED help to fight unfair corporate BS. Unfortunately to get the pull needed to fight the corporations on equal terms, he made a "deal with the devil" in getting Mobster help.
In 1975, the devil asked for his payment when he made an ultimatum to the mob bosses to get back on top of the Union that was his life.
He had kept quiet when the courts demanded he tell about his mob connections and who they were, and spent time in prison for it.
In that time, his hold on the unions was quietly pried off, and he apparently told the mob bosses that either they put him back in charge or he WAS going to spill his guts, chapter and verse.
Him and his driver vanished on the way to a meeting with "certain people"...
Wait, he knows how to make LSD? Well that would make for a rather interesting cutie mark....
Jimmy Motherfuckin' Hoffa. XD
You lost a "[ /i ]" somewhere in there. Also, use a text editor's replace function to change "anxiousness" to "anxiety".
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You, sir, have made my day!!!!!
This is pretty funny! Have to give credit where credit is due, your bucking funny so far. but I think Fifty Shades of Hay works better
Twilught swearing is definitely OOC.
So Prince Blueblood, in this universe, is the son of a former well-known human who was, according to Wikipedia (my only source of information about him), a former union president? Interesting.
I loved it all that had me LOTF and I don't see Jimmy Hoffa coming
but the hate on Twilight
fuck you haters
but you know what they about haters
Fuck this story
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Wait. So I just lost everything I knew, everyone I held dear, and even my sex, species, and body?
Yeah. Okay.
"Can't we just talk for awhile?"
-for a while
That... would explain a few things
Maybe it's just me, but Celestia and Twilight are creating a horrible first impression. Twilight really doesn't seem to care at all Elam just had her entire life taken from her and just wants to make a research product out of it, but I attribute it to her possesing absolutely zero tact. With Celestia on the other hand it feels quite deliberate. The fact that she goes and taunts her knowing what she just lost, insults her for showing shock and outrage, and outright threatens her life if she doesn't do exactly as is expected of her is so outright antagonistic the only reasonable explaination for it is to deliberately make someone hate you. I'm fully expecting Celestia to be taking the role of antagonist later on in the story.
Also they can use their manes and tails in ways the other types can't. As evidenced by Apple Bloom in The Cutie Pox, the Mane-iac, and both Pinkie and AJ in Bats!
"Err, just another minute or two!" I forced my attention back to the clothes, forcing the thoughts of what I would normally do to such a body I now had back to the æther of my mind. Later, perhaps. For the sake of science!" lol, yes for Science!
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i thought elam's name was strange, until i saw it read 'male' backwards
6308747 muahah I bet their name will be elamef and so and so :>
Hey Twilight, way to be a culturally bigoted dick. You know those nice smells your plants release when you cut them to pieces? That is a plant chemically screaming in agony. You ponies are just such such sick f that you have grown to find the smell appealing. So unless you learn to photosynthesize, kindly step the f off!
BOOM. *mic drop*
So much swearing, I think my eyes are bleeding
Okay, I have no idea who that is?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Hoffa
EH-EH-EH-EH-EHM!
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NON-CANON ALLERT!
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When does that happen?!
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"Twilight Time".
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Good grief. I eat a lot of food pretty fast, but that's only cause I live on a farm where I could be calmed out to work at any second. I'm not sloppy either! I have perfected the rare art of manners while eating quickly!
Edit: If there is a conversation going on at the table you are participating in, and you have a mouthful of food you can't finish chewing quick enough, take a quick gulp of your drink to wet it really well. It helps a lot, trust me!
No. How dare you.
Ok yeah, those were pretty bad.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAA
The union leader became a straight up nobility, oh the irony
SAME!
seriously the only good thing there?
The wolves and how they go feral and not anthro