When a man finds himself in Equestria, apparently punching a pony princess in the face is a poor first action. Now stuck there, he must come to terms and cope with his, err... her new life.
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Here's 15 then, my good sir! Got the wrap-up that I'll write up at some point in the next few days, and with it will be the next part. I'm enjoying this, and hopefully I can continue the comedy while taking a more serious approach.
And yeah, a LARGE chunk of my recent writing has been this. This month so far though, I'd say I've been thoroughly spread out. 5 stories with new content (1 not out yet, got this ridiculous idea that has become somewhat similar to how FeMale was at first... MUST WRITE!) and that'll expand to include a 6th or 7th even by the end of the month. It's been a wonderful time so far. xD
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Even though it's 6:45am and I've been up since 4pm... I got a nice laugh outta that.
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rofl, sorry, no Ironman parody in the works.
And I would go to sleep, but putting together a blog with 'what's coming next.' Had an idea T-bone me at 9pm last night, and it turned into a story.
How strong are alicorns? They combine the best of all three tribes, so they must be at least as strong as a prime earth pony. Blueballs is fortunate Equestria runs on cartoon physics with respect to injury, or his head would have gone flying minus the rest of him.
Huh. Wonder if anyone'd have noticed the difference.
Yes! Blueballs got nailed in the best way possible! I was hoping Aurora would threaten Dash by crushing that orb she used to practise magic with as a demonstration to what she would do to her. That would have shut her up in an instant. But great chapter nonetheless.
Ah. Sweet, sweet relieve. Who doesn't like to kick Blueblood in the face once in a while.
lol blueblood got what was coming to him
I believe the sauce you mi-spelled at the start is 'Worcesteshire'
Twilight... drop me from a cloud again and...and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain!
to good this is exlante
Blueblood getting a solid buck to the face made my morning. ... well, it isn't actually morning anymore, but you get the idea.
Aurora turns around and rears her legs...this could be the end folks...ooohh a double buck to the face of Blueblood, hes going, going GONE. HOME RUN, AURORA WINS THE CASTLE CUP
Can hardly wait to see what the sequel holds for this. Make sure when you put it up that you notify those of us that fav'd this. If you do it in a blog it's easy to check the notify users following this story box.
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So what would those correct words and search engine be... y'know just curious so I can... avoid accidentally putting them in a search engine.
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I'll be making it really easy to find one's way over to the sequel. The first half of the time skip chapter is being posted here, then hyper-linked to the second half of the sequel. And AnonponyDASHIE! <insert some sort of stereotypical fan gushing> Sweet! Was just mentioning to Archonix how we needed to see if you were in contact with AAuthor, lots of folks still holding their breath for some more Xeno stuff. Truly amazing how that turned out.
And hey, there's that 100th downvote. Still not certain where all the hate came from, but whatever. xD
Why do I suddenly feel a major sense of happiness at Blueblood being knocked out in one hit
3185837 "He He" He went flying.
My only issue is Celestia even joking about Discord's return. Not after the serial mind rape and near-descent into utter madness. Aside from that? Solid gold. Definitely looking forward to more.
I can see it now:
Blueblood inner monologue: Oooh, who is this ravishing new Alicorn playing hard to get?
Blueblood: She's with that little upstart, Twilight Sparkle. No wonder she's playing hard to get.
Blueblood: Surely she can't mean that she's not interested. I mean look at me! Wait, she's turning around. Surely she doesn't want to do it right here. Oooh, you naughty mi...!
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Seeing how I plan to reign in EVERYONE's character in the sequel, this was the last shot at making her as OOC as she has been for the rest of the story. So, went for it. Yes, I know it was a really, really bad joke. : )
'MURICA
3185754Aaaack don't worry about those down votes, just idiots that think there being a troll trying to get ya mad. I think this story is great, even with the clopy parts in it and that's saying something considering I don't like to read just plain clop, kinda off putting for me. But if its like this, A story with plot to it (pun Not intended), thenhellyes I'll read it, storys like that are way more fun.
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We are the land of the free, and the home of the overweight who eat at McDonalds. MURICA FUCK YEA!!!
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I know, right?
I hope you enjoy this craziness, it's an... interesting ride.
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I think you are correct sir, however Aurora dosen't know how to summion that power yet. Earth pony magic is not like Superman strengh, it is not on 24/7. But I am hopeing Mr. Blue Cassanova gets so hurt that he has to get a snout job. Then we don't have to see his face for awile.
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A Knight's Tale, I love that movie.
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Why wouldn't it be on all the time? I don't think I've ever seen that mentioned, canon or fanon. I mean, the cloudwalking is automatic, why wouldn't something as basic as being stronger?
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Ok, let me stop you right there for a sec. Earth pony magic is tied to the earth, its not just strengh alone. If it was then what of poor Rose Luck? She could never even be able to hoof any flowers with the power Applejack is packing, or the Cakes could never bake eather, etc etc etc. Strengh is a only part of the Earth ponies power and it like any pony power it needs to be worked on to be used. Sure, if Aurora felt the power of the earth through her body like magic through her horn, in lampony terms then Aurora SMASH, SMASH REAL GOOD.
Also to point out one other thing, cloudwalking is only a spell, in mlp;fim all winged can rest on Pegasi made clouds. I still say clouds come in two forms, normal and solid. If a winged being lands on a normal made cloud, its like packed snow or plush. If flown through it, its nothing but a gas, you dig? However a solid one is just that solid, it won't move or let any thing move through it. Hence the jackhammer in the Cloudsdale episode.
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What in the wide world of Equestria are you talking about? There's this little thing called 'control', just because you have a certain amount of muscle strength doesn't mean your every move has maximum force behind it. It's pretty clear earth ponies are stronger, but there has never been any indication that extra strength needs to be consciously turned on.
Again, I ask where you are getting this, because it sounds like you're just pretending your headcanon is established fact.
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Oh sweet Celestia, this is why I hate explaneing things. I can never get the words right way for what I mean. You asked why Earth pony strengh wasn't always on, and I never sead Earth ponies are weak. Yes, Earth ponies are the strongest ponies, BUT who are the strongest Earth ponies? If all Earth ponies had the same strengh on all the time, they would be like Snowflake, just not look like Snowflake. Earth ponies who work with the earth are stronger (like farmers), can you applehonstly tell me Mr. Cake can apple buck like Big Mac? No,because Big Mac worked his body to be that strong, but Mr. Cake can lift alot more then any Pegasi or Uinacorn. That's Canon!
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Big Mac is as strong as he is because he's a farm pony and does heavy labor every day, and because he is, well, big. I never said all earth ponies have the same strength, just that on average they are physically more powerful.
With that in mind, since alicorns are supposed to combine the best of all three races, I was wondering just how strong Aurora is. An average earth pony her size? The peak an earth pony can reach, like Applejack or Big Mac? Or even stronger?
You were the one who said that earth pony strength isn't "on" 24/7, I was simply asking where you got that idea. Because it sounds very strange to me.
And thus the blueblood jumped over the moon.
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If it makes you feel any better, the only story of yours I've ever even glanced at, briefly, is the Alicorn Princess one. Had no idea who the fuck TD was before that.
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I didn't want to feel left out :3
3227794 Fair 'nuff.
Nice! About time Blueblood gets kicked in the face! Honestly the guy needs to be brought down more often!
This must makes me want to start a herd....if only mlp was real I would be one sexy changeling and my gf a pegaus like that story you're writing but f/f way its just so nice to dream
When will you make another chapter?
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Eventually. Taking a break, 80,000 words this month was exhausting.
3267962 Oh OK take your time you are awesome by the way.
Spacecowboy I really enjoy all of your writings and can't wait for the next chapters to this and I can't wait for the sequel to becoming one with the night. I hope it will be out soon. Please hurry with it I know that it takes time but I just can't wait.
Will you return to us soon?
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Well you handled that beautifully Aurora. New found respect for smashing that arrogant mule.
-Can I rip out Blueblood's spine? he's sorely asking for it.-
No, Dache, we can't interfere with set events. HOWEVER, you can pummel him in between chapters.
-YAY!-
Well, I guess out could say that Blueblood has 'KICKED' the bucket
I loved it all so much and it was awesome how Aurora learned to fly she did Apple jack proud with that kick to Blueblood
I'm still new to the the whole using magic thing, and I've been known to crush things. Really dense things. Specially-created-by Princess Luna things.
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3187485 I felt that Twilight and Dash were both being quite big bitches this chapter. I mean, fuck, Dash... (S)He's been a pony for maybe a week? Ya don't gotta be a bitch about it when she can't fly after being fuckin' thrown off a cloud. Ever seen the anime Ranma 1/2? Genma did that same thing to his son, and now he's afraid of motherbuckin' cats.