When a man finds himself in Equestria, apparently punching a pony princess in the face is a poor first action. Now stuck there, he must come to terms and cope with his, err... her new life.
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What.
Screamed like a bitch.... Funny as shit. Def more reads
Trampled by elephants.
Hilarioustragic, really.Elam. Ereht did uoy tahw ees I.
trampled by elephants on the fourth of july. AND A BABY ZEBRA! looney toons
well shit. Mr Thompson is gone... on the brightside you have a set of lady jugs.
No dick... boobs... no dick... boobs...
A hard choice, indeed.
Oh sweet Jesus what have I found.
Stopped reading halfway to comment.
Best character ever. He is filled with so much personality! A bit crude, but still a tad captivating.
Onwards!! *wears serious cap cause ah'm asking for it*
Bit tough to read.
But I guess it should be the sorta obvious and cliche surroundings. I'd tone down on the sensory details and focus on physical descriptions.
*puts on old pony's serious cap*
All i can say is, Honesty is the best policy.
And that my friend is the best course of action.
Oh my talos GIVE ME MORE OF THIS I COULDN"T STOP LAUGHING
2800796 Hey I'm subscribed to you on YouTube! You do the auto-tune shit right? Glad to see you've joined the herd!
Oh dear lord, this is already hilarious!
Lets begin the clichê-check:
-Stormy and dark night... check
-Guy without a girlfriend, who is doing "other" things... check
-10 seconds introduction to the first pony... check
-TRANSFORMATION!!!... check
-Instant:
... check
Oh, my~
ECGKGH
I can no longer even...and it is fantastic
ONWARDS!!!! *grabs mister squiggle by the hands and runs off in direction of next chapter*
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Don't forget the hailstorm!
"being trampled by elephants is indeed covered as part of the life insurance policy they had. Elephants, yes. It's best to simply nod you head, accept it, and then move on."
Does this include a baby zebra as well?
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Gawsh dangit, you guys got it before me...but hey, at least we all know the reference, right?
this is good . . . but I cannot do this story. It FREAKS me out big time!
I laughed at his . . . her . . . his/her reaction, though.
I feel sorry for this guy. DOES HE GO BACK 2 NORMAL?!?!
The "cliche as fuck", that was funny, but when I got to the masturbation point, that was the laugh that wouldn't end.
Ihave often found myself wondering what it would be like to get turned into a girl IM NOT GAY just sayin itd be wierd but most likely fun and funny experience in the end
2849971 Haha, that's so gay...
2849971 so your pretty much saying your gonna rape yourself, lo fuckin l have fun with that
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha help me hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
Goddammit, Space. Why... why do I want to keep reading this?
So... you have a human character and the first thing he really does is punch a pony princess in the face?
3227273 Yeah it reminds me of a certain character by a certain author....
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But hm, who could that be XD?
Is this a curse, or is it a blessing? depends on who you ask I guess.
OH GOD... hahahaaaaa I ... I just read the first 5 paragraphs and rolled l off my bed laughing
well, that's easy enough. I'm never serious!
-You are when you're pissed off .-
.....shut up, Dache.
oww god read chapter man Loveing it lol the feel when u or a pony Mare now lol
Came here from the sequel (which I was referred to by Kaidan via blog post). So far looks like the sort of thing I like:HiE (the sequel counts too, by my standards, since it's a human mind), transformation (gender or species, or both), and, above all, humor without a point! You ask "why 'without a point'?" I say "What's the fun in making sense?"
This comment probably doesn't make much sense, but that's just it.
I loved it all so far it had me LOTF
no scars? lucky I got about 10 to 15 of them most on top of my head (explains a lot) best one I have and love to show (makes some folks cringe) is the one on my tongue to bad its not closer to the tip of the dam thing (bet it could be useful)
One time i accidentally closed my penis in a drawer.
4729088 I've lost count of my scars, but it is over 30...
Bet you can't say THAT five times really fast!
3227273 some people can react violently when startled, so this is perfectly plausible
One of the single hilarious bits I've ever read in a fic to date. I've read this fic through several times now, and every time, I nearly bust a gut at the last phrase. Comedy gold.
5532082 when i get startled I go into alert mode and I instantly flip whoever or whatever startled me. My sister is never doing that again....she's 19 and I'm 16 so just...yeah I wouldn't want to get startled by any pony, I'd probably be attacked too.
"All was well come college, only got arrested once while I was there, and ended up coming away with a degree in criminology after a rather quick four years... most of which I don't really recall due to the drug induced haze that I often found myself in." Rather ironic that someone who has multiple run ins with the law is becoming a criminologist. Love the story so far!
What am i doing with my life?
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thats quite the opening