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Nicolas Cage is best actor but now will he be best pony? No. He is not a horse. but he is in Equestria!
Filled with big words, ridiculous similies and egrocious Cage.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 21 )

This might be an even better success than Nicolas Cage 3: The Rage of Cage!

2608404 that movie was ruined by corporate fat cats and we both know it Regidar don't fool yourself

:raritydespair:Someone disliked it:raritycry: I'M SO PATHETIC

This is, oddly enough, comedy gold for me.

A surprisingly well written and thoughtful piece for what it's worth; a genuinely funny story that has better similes than a ten year old with a writing disorder and a scarily close relationship with a crayon. Or Shakespeare with 10 doses of LSD on Countdown. I could go on.

Godspeed Nick. May the Bees be with you.

This is pure genius writing here. Pure genius.

I laughed my ass off right now. You should write some more of this "famous-actor-in-Equestria" kind of fantastic comedy. Something with Chuck Norris or Arnold Schwarzenegger, maybe.

I'm keeping my eye on you for more brilliance. Please, don't disappoint me.

um.....pretty short chapter, and just like Nicholas Cage I'm trying to figure out what just happened. :derpyderp1:
Oh well on to the next chapter. :pinkiesmile:

Jeez, forget falcon punch.
"Cage! PUNCH!"......nnnope aint feeling it. :derpyderp2:

'"Hmmm, I sense a lot of Cage worshiping in the force." Yoda said before Nicolas Cage kicked him down the alleyway like a football player kicking the football through the touchdown bars.'

Soooo, I'm still confused on when this is going to make sense......oh well I'll just have to keep reading.

Twilight knows who Cage is, that's why she asked for his jacket. lol

“Discord will do something unexpected. If it is expected that Discord will do something unexpected, then Discord will instead do something expected, but all that is expected is what is unexpected, which means that Discord will do something unexpected, but all that is unexpected is what is expected.” Sean was confused

In short Discord does what-ever Discord want. :rainbowwild:

:twilightsheepish:god-like, no wonder Celestia didn't just give him the whatfor

The memes say make more. Liked and followed.

National treasure was a good movie very funny

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