Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.

This fic is also available in French and Italian! Thanks to Bro-Nie and FiMvisible, respectively, for their hard work.

A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be even worse without them!

Rainbow Dash basically falls in love with a watermelon, that's about it. But it is incredibly funny if you care to read.

This is a parody on how Rainbow Dash is the center of every shipping chart, and she's been paired with everything but the kitchen sink (and even NOW has been paired with a kitchen sink), and I decided, "Why the hay not?"

If the definition of clop is the typing of sex or genitalia, then this is NOT clop. However, she does have some PG-14-rated fun with that watermelon.

Lilligold, the kindred shopkeeper from Elmshire, travels to Neighpon to collect some cherry blossoms for her magical botany experiments. With the help of a local pearl diver named Mizuko, it seems like her mission is a done deal.

If only it were that easy.

Featuring fellow OC Slamjam contestant Lilligold, created by the incredibly talented ArgonMatrix who also pre-read this story. Go show them your support!

Insert title. Add a dash of timing and miscommunication, maybe a sparkle of innuendo. Oops, almost forgot the kitchen sink. Seriously though, the mane 6 help Dash deal with, and find a cure for, her sudden um... change.

Also a rare non shipping rule 63 (gender-bending)
Disclaimer : The story stays technically clean though the topic is adult. It's easiest to explain as better than some prime-time sitcoms, worse than others.

Story based off of this this post.

Also big thanks to my co-author alt-tap. (Who has an awesome stories Sky Pirate Pip and the Dreaded Dreadnaught Die großartige und mächtige Trixieburg

Thanks to Meeester AND timaeusTestified for doing some amazing edits.

This story is a sequel to The Mare in the High Castle

When the irresistible urge to write and perform a piece of surreal performance art/kitchen sink drama strikes Twilight Sparkle, her friends and the town of Ponyville are more than happy to play along. Who can resist the alluring power of the theater, and its ability to take the observer on a flight of fancy to another time and place, to step inside the imagination of another, to travel to a world where artisans craft with the stuff dreams are made on?

But for one night only, the audience will find out just how literal that experience can be....

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Eric Reed all love pranks, but Starlight Glimmer claims that they could never get her with a prank. Never ones to back down from a challenge, Rainbow, Pinkie, and Eric enter a three-on-one prank war with Starlight, and throw everything but the kitchen sink at her.

But no matter what they do, Starlight skillfully turns everything back on her three friends, while making them walk into her own pranks. With a week to do it, will the team of three pranksters be able to find a way to prank their friend, who is seemingly invulnerable to pranks?

This story happens after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not really required to read it first to enjoy this story, other than to learn more about the backstory of the human OC character Eric Reed, and why he's in Equestria.

But here's the link to it, if you want to check it out, and it's 18 chapters.

A Giant Adventure to Equestria