What is an aide without a master to serve? What is a secretary without her princess? Without Celestia...without her, I'm nothing.

This is vaguely FoE so if you don't like that don't read it. TWs include some milder gore, and insanity.

In retrospect, maybe Celestia and Luna should have hired a plumber in the first place. It wasn't like threats bubbling under their seats of power was something new.

Pic credit goes to 30clock on DeviantArt. Give her drawings some love, won't ya?

UPDATE: Eked out a featured. Thank you all for this.

WARNING: F.Y.I. (for your information), it's a V.F.D. (very fine day) for a D.I.Y. (do-it-yourself) project with C.a.L. (Celestia and Luna)

Raven Inkwell and Twilight Sparkle steal a package from the Hearth's Warming Gift Exchange.

Heist story.

Ships: Princess Twilight Sparkle/Raven Inkwell.

This was written for Captain Hairball as a part of Jinglemas 2019! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

Edited by Zontan, Shakespearicles, and an anonymous person.

Celestia was a mortal once. She had dreams and hopes. Like any other mortal being but has long since forgotten what it was like to be a unicorn.

As the generations have passed, she has grown to hate what she is. She has grown to hate the sun who made her immortal. She hated the voice she buried deep down, clawing its way up with dreams of blood-red infernos and fire.

She hates she listening to it.

Set sometime in Season 9.

Raven is given the night off during the Grand Galloping Gala so she can network in preparation for her future. Or escape the Gala. Somehow, she choses both options, and makes an unexpected friend.

Written for the May Pairing Contest 2021.

Now with a reading on YouTube by AnEpicContrarian!

Raven is the freshly minted secretary to Princess Celestia. After plenty of harrowing experience under the Princess, Raven thinks she finally understands the job. But the unexpected strikes: an insular race of crazy foxes make a surprise visit to the castle! Can Raven make it through the day in one piece? Can she keep up with the manic immortal alicorn? And above all...

Can she keep it professional? She is, after all, the secretary.

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Thanks to Alex_ And Mike!

An entry for some funny guy and his funny stories.

This story is a sequel to Dream Date

You are a unicorn stallion, working as a teacher at Canterlot's Magical Academy. With the arrival of summer, many of your students are off on vacation. Now that you've caught up with preparations for the next semester, you can also go on holiday... Or you would have if you had anything planned ahead of time. Unfortunately, you were so focused on your students that you hadn't thought that far ahead.

Fortunately, you remember a friend of yours who might be able to lighten up the situation. Pulling out an old book, you proceed with the ritual...

Warning! This story contains: an alternate take on succubi, suggestive content, nuns, ponies wearing swimsuits, shipping dream versions of your favorite ponies with other ponies (surely that won't tick anyone off... I hope), beach episode, sun screen, ice cream, tentacle plant(s) and cuddles?

For those of you who don't know, I was originally supposed to go to Hawaii in April (2020) for the first time. Unfortunately, the Corona virus (Covid) showed up and ruined everything so I had to stay on the mainland.

So I decided to write this story, reuniting you all with your succubus filly friend in this difficult time. Enjoy.

Cover Artist: SweetStrokesStudios.
Proofreader/Editor: Brony1337.

Princess Celestia is having an amazing morning! The sun is up, the birds are singing, and she's going to meet new students later! Just one cup of tea before then, to help her start her day. What could possibly go wrong?

Partially inspired by, and referencing, Princess Celestia Hates Tea ( https://www.fimfiction.net/story/29271/princess-celestia-hates-tea )
A prequel story to a longer project I am writing.
Cover image by The Zefarian

Six years into the reign of Twilight Sparkle, and all is well. World ending crises are at an all time low, there have been no break outs from Tartarus as of late, and Twilight is finally able to relax for the first time in years. Very little concerns the Equestrian Princessdom.

Eternal Bloom, a rather unliked historian at the Canterlot College for Gifted Unicorns, receives the chance of a lifetime; embark on an expedition to the mysterious White-Tail Woods to establish an embassy and point of diplomatic contact.

There's no possible way that this single decision could upend everything that Equestria stands for, or put the entire country into danger with the larger international community. Absolutely not.