This story is a horrible piece of detritus. Read at your own risk.

the grand galloping gala is always terrible, but not usually this terrible. Follow Hoity Toity on his maddening descent at the Gala.

My first story. it was originally a project for school. i just changed some names and places for this.
I apologize for the format of the letter. the way fimfiction is set up it won't let me put something to the right of the page.

Join Spike Drago, his assistant Applebloom and the annoying estate manager Hoity Toity as they solve mysteries and take down criminals in the paradise Island of Haywaii.

This takes in the future where we meet a 27 year old Spike. Everything is looking up for the star police officer,; He has a great job, wife and is debt free. Life is good, but fate don't like that. He loses everything only to end up on a tropical island with a new job thanks to a recommendation from The Pony of Pop. He'll meet new friends, connects with some old ones, makes some enemies and maybe, just maybe get the girl. Who knows?

Oh and the prissy and proper Hoity Toity is skilled at Breyzillian Jiu Jitsu meaning he can snap necks like pencils and choke out an Ursa Minor.

Loosely based on the show Magnum P.I and yes cars(powered by magic), alcohol, guns, and drugs exist in this version of Equestria.

The image is owned by Hasbro and was found on DA. I just used MS paint to making it vaguely resemble my story.

Gordon Ramsey comes to Equestria to host an episode of Master Chef there. When Strawberry Sunrise still talks smack about apples, Applejack finally had enough and challenges her to a cook off on Master Chef to see once and for all which is the surperior fruit. Apples or Strawberries? The gudges will be Twilight, Rarity, Hoity Toity, Pinkie Pie, Mr. and Mrs Cake, and of coarse, one of the most famous chefs, Gordon Ramsey himself. When the two put a bet on it, Applejack realizes that she might lose Sweet Apple Acres if she loses? Will she be able to defeat Strawberry Sunrise in the Master Chef showdown or will she fold under the pressure?

I do not own the cover, Master Chef, or My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Hoity Toity is bored of being a designer and wants to leave the business right on Hearth Warming Eve. He has no idea, that there is a certain time traveling pony with other plans.

I wrote this Story for 2018 Jinglemas.

At the end of Rarity's fashion show, Applejack faces a difficult choice she has to make, as her vote is going to decide the winner. She had put Rarity, judges and, most of all, the participants through a lot that day. Honesty or not, she can't afford to hurt any of them anymore. Having considered that, she discovers the other Element... the one that is as close to Honesty as can be.

Justice.

This story is just my depiction of the scene that has been left behind the curtain and is 100% canon-friendly!

Rarity was a little filly when she was inspired by a lone designer to become who we know her as today, but after years of admiring him, she is pained greatly by his judgement.

Stella Vera is a crystal pony with a love for fashion. She's going to travel to Ponyville to have an expert opinion about her designs, and she's also planning to go to Canterlot. But when her reviews are negative, she visits an old friend to create the perfect dress. Can she wow Hoity Toity and be noticed throughout the fashion community?

After a mishap at Blueblood's ball, Photo Finish starts to feel certain feelings for a stallion she revisits that night.

Cover will possibly change with this story as I write it, I ain't exactly proud of it but I already planned a drawing to it that I don't ever think I'm gonna get to it.

Tom Perfect was the regular kind of guy to get married and spend the rest of his life watching his children roll around on the living room carpet. Unfortunately, fate enjoys giving exciting lives to those who just want to spend the rest of their lives sleeping and eating. When an unusual visitor apart from the typical floating eyeball or sentient water bottle visits Tom Perfect in his gray office cubicle at CDDC office (Center for Dimensionally Displaced Creatures), Tom did not know that fate had thrown his life out of its marble jar into the lake, where it would be eaten by a fish and later served at the Deity's Breakfast Buffet the next day. Throughout Tom's intergalactic journey with a certain blue colored mare, he would break the universe record for the longest hug with Fluttershy (14 years, 54 days, 1 hour, 43 minutes, and 17 seconds), become Pink Celestia for a year in the Girl's toys aisle, cause a fashion crisis, serve as Mayor of Ponyville for a week, teach a class of fillies, eat the left hand of Discord ("Fried and cooked to perfection," as the chef calls it ), meet the universe's biggest Brony with the intent on assimilating all that is pony-related, chat with Twilight Sparkle, party with Pinkie Pie, and somehow cause the 1456th war in Equestria, this time involving nuclear pies.

My first attempt at humor.

To err is equine.

To forgive is divine.

Rappid Fires one-shot today, folks. Wanted to go for something more cerebral in her case, as her personality is best portrayed against contrasting, controversial ponies. So there's the slow build-up of backstory, the implementation of her personality in a quiet visit and dare in Ponyville, and well... how it makes her change in the end.

Again, out-of-Carnation-canon for this. Want to show just how the enigma of Rappid Fires works.

UPDATE, 6/15/2020: Revised as per Light Heart101's cutting review. Here's to a better story.

WARNING: Crusaders of the Lost Mark may now count as a relapse for ol' Spoiled.