The 45 Seals of Equestria, a mystical lock created by Starswirl the Bearded to seal away an ancient evil has begun to unlock piece by piece. As Starswirl, aided by Princesses Celestia and Luna, journey to find the pony responsible and re-seal the prison for all eternity, the ancient evil locked away has already begun to create an apocalypse for Equestria. With Twilight and her friends at a loss for options, it would seem that Equestria is meeting it's final days at the hands of the most cataclysmic event in it's history.

This was inspired by the movie Goodbye, Lenin.

Twilight Velvet, avid supporter of the Equestrian monarch, has a near-fatal heart attack from seeing her daughter beaten and arrested during a protest that should've never come to be. She falls into a coma, and Princess Luna returns to the throne during her sleep. With the doctors saying "No Surprises," it is up to her family to prevent her from finding out that Equestria is now a diarchy, so she doesn't have a second, possibly fatal, attack.

Twilight and Luna are spending their first heartwarming as a married couple. Eager to celebrate this wonderful time of the year with their friends and family. Nothing can go wrong right? Princess Luna would probably not share the same idea as you. Especially not after the Heartwarming she had experienced.

Luna had just wanted to share a kiss under the mistletoe with her wife, Twilight Sparkle. But, attempt, after attempt, the young couple kept getting interrupted by somepony. Luna is trying her best to stay calm and not lose her temper. But when Luna's special gift for Twilight is suddenly shattered. What could possibly go wrong?

The newly-returned Princess Luna can't quite understand why her sister allows her ponies to burn giant wicker and straw images of her royal self. Why would she tolerate this sort of blatant lese majeste?

Maybe it's about reminding the world that the princesses are ponies, too. Or maybe it's just a bit of seasonal silliness. Or maybe it's Celestia's way of reminding herself who they really are, under everything else.

On a island off the coast of Equestria, lives a entire group of ponies know as the Amazons, who are all mares trained in combat to defend themselves after a tribe of stallions have betrayed them. These Amazons live alone on the island as a gift from Princess Celestia.

One Amazin among them is Princess Diana, daughter of the queen, Hippolyta. Diana was always longing for adventure, but not outside of her home. That all changes when a stallion crash lands on the island, said stallion being a member of Celestia's Royal Guard who is on a mission and must return to Equestria.

To decide which pony is returning him home, Hippolyta holds a contest where her Amazons must prove they have what it takes to survive in Equestria. What she knows is that Diana has trained her entire life to win this moment.

Will Diana succeed and become the Amazon's representative or will she fail?

Discord helps Celestia, Luna, Cadance and Twilight see once more their dear lost friends and family. But he himself can not bare it.

It’s Pinkie’s birthday, she’s the last of the crew to reach legal drinking age, and everypony gathers at a tavern to celebrate.

After Luna joins them, however, and the night goes on, the conversation turns to both funny and sad topics as the friends discuss their past romantic accomplishments, and mistakes.

Now has a sequel: A day in Canterlot juvenile court

In which Starlight dines, Trixie engages, Twilight searches, their friends are steadfast, an ancient threat is defeated, cupcakes are served and Twilight is arraigned, Luna regrets, and the Reader may hope for reconciliation.

Luna and the Mane 6 go into a dream to fix it.

This is poorly written on purpose, ideally for some laughs. Over 10 years ago, I loved a good bad fanfiction, and wrote some myself. I was a connoisseur of it. Seeing some high quality badfics here recently made me want to give it another shot. I don't want to just do nothing but this, however, so if I do write more, I will turn this into an anthology instead of writing separate stories.

Anyway, love it, hate it, love to hate it, or hate to love it, I hope it's as fun to read as it was to write.

I decided to watch an anime that had been a favorite of mine since I was a kid and later play the game if only for old times sake, but when I called it a night I woke up surrounded by guards as the main character with a certain sword and it's other pieces. Hopefully I didn't get his habit of being short on money with this transformation.

In celebration of Orphen's 25th anniversay and reboot this year, I loved this show and the game as a child (looking back the game was meh).

Taking place during season 3.

Highly recommended you watch the first series to avoid the heavy spoilers early in the story, or watch it's remake this year.

Title still a WIP. Was originally called "Outcasted Sorcerer".