Princess Celestia and Princess Luna travel to New Mareland and spend the day in New Manehattan.

This is not their story.

This is an entry into the Fourth Equestria at War Write Off. The theme of the contest was "A normal being's point of view and life amidst global events."

Forewarning: Knowledge of Equestria at War (EaW) is a requirement to understand the story.

The story is tagged teen due to references of war and extremely light adult jokes.

Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle, one a student of Celestia, the other just getting started, are yanked from their homes by a mysterious magical mirror. Now trapped on Earth, their lives forever altered, they do their best to cope. To learn. To join Starfleet, and, someday, to return to the home they lost.

Returned from hiatus, albeit with a less regular posting schedule.
Preread and editing work performed by Blue Horizon, Vic Fontaine, and witegrlninja. Thank you all very much.

Featured as of April 5th, 2021! Thanks all.

Featured on Equestria Daily as of August 7th, 2021! Thank you again so much!

Season 2 Cast List.

Every child has some sort dream, of some sort of adventure. Being small or big.

That was the dream of one human boy, to experience a grand adventure, having the powers of his favorite fandom, Dragon Ball. Like so many others, he had thought of himself as a Saiyan, practiced the Kamehameha, and pretended to go Super Saiyan. It was the only thing that let him escape his hard life with his foster family.

Then one day, on his tenth birthday, he is given a birthday wish from a friend.

He wishes to be a Saiyan, and be sent to a world of adventure. His wish is granted, and he gets more than he had imagined.

Like a mother, and friends.

Cover Art by FrostTheHobidon. Goten with his hair cut, made for a video series of the YouTuber MasakoX titled What if Raditz Turned Good? and its animated follow up, Dragon Ball R&R.

After being banished from Equestria for a crime she didn't commit, Twilight Sparkle is found by a group of Terran mercenaries who call themselves Talon Squadron. Left with no other options, Twilight joins the crew of the ship as they travel across the Koprulu sector aboard their Behemoth-class Battlecruiser known as the Eternal Phoenix.

Nine months after joining the crew of the Phoenix, the ship's captain, Commander Marcus Bradley, decides to give his second-in-command some time off on a planet of her choosing. After some time thinking it over, Ghost Lieutenant Twilight Andromeda Sparkle decides to go...home.

As she comes to terms with her past, Twilight recounts her adventures aboard the Eternal Phoenix to her friends and loved ones. How will her friends react to somebody who has been missing for nine whole months and has been in the fight for her life in more ways than one?

More importantly, will Twilight return to her life in Equestria, or will she decide to stay with her new family aboard the Phoenix?

Deep in the bowels of a Hive nest, under the ruins of a pre-collapse Gryphonstone city, a lone Ghost finds her Guardian.

A one-shot Destiny story. Tangentially related to April Fool's? It's complicated, I'll explain in the author's note.

No knowledge of Destiny required to enjoy this story.

The long awaited sequel is here! Will Midnight and her pineapple pizza-pen triumph, or will it be Calypso and her Mook? And why is Future Calypso riding a emo-corn? The stunning three-part mini series continues!

April Fools. I regret everything.

Upon arriving in Hell, you meet Rimmer: a popular clopfic writer. He turns out to be an enigmatic, and frankly concerning individual. Reluctant to share the story of how you yourself ended up in eternal damnation, he instead shares his own. Turns out that it involves a galavant into the pure, innocent world of Equestria, where he then extorted one of their princesses and used her magic to summon a harem of waifus from a myriad of alternate universes and makes them all sit on a couch with him.

This is precisely why magic is not allowed in the human world.

Warning: This is a crackfic intended for comedic purposes! It's not my fault if you try to take this seriously! (At least that's what my lawyer told me). There are so many more crossover series that I could/should tag, but fimfic will only let me tag three of them. Want a complete list? Then look at the cover art, I ain't listing them all here.

Written for Rytex's "bad fanfic readings" panel at Harmony Con 2020, based on a few people in the Discord Chat. (I dunno why I didn't post it last year, but here it is, right in time for Crackfic Storm 2021)

Special thanks to Nebula, StuffMyCrust, Open Skies, Thom, and GreenAppleTea for your suggestions. Also, special thanks to Big Jim Miller, who was at the con, and does in fact know that he was played by Kevin Bacon.

ENJOY THIS CRAP!!

HASH TAG CRACKFIC STORM 2021!!

You'd be an absolute fool to miss out on such a party...

Sergeant Star Strider, a regular hoofsoldier marched into Vesapolis at the close of the Great Changeling-Equestrian War, is held at gunpoint by a young changeling. Yet, when she looks into his eyes, all she can see is her own reflection.