UPDATE: COMPLETE! You may have heard of Pipsqueak. He's a pinto colt, originally from Trottingham, saved Nightmare Night from being abolished seven odd years ago. Know the one I'm talking about? Yes? Good. Since then he's grown into a charming, cultured hedonist who wants to bed near every mare in Ponyville and a good few of the stallions. He has a slender build and some ponies say he has mares' hips, though he feels that those ponies should shut their bloody mouths. His best mate is the gregarious and multi-talented Featherweight, and his other best mate is the stoic trencherpony and excellent cook Chowder.

This is the story of a Friday, and the wee hours of a Saturday. It's a teacher training day, and Pipsqueak and his friends have no school.

In twenty-four hours, a sinister plot to take down a local business is launched, Snips and Snails dabble in the dark magic of Peyuase, a great deal of debauchery occurs, a cocktail of unrivaled destructive power is created and a small fleet of ships are launched! All of this and more, in Pipsqueak's Day Off!

Massive thanks to LittleSallyDigby for help, editing and advice.

The second Trixie saw the girl with golden curls, she knew she had to have a piece of that.

Now how to go about getting it...

The Cutie Mark Crusaders and their class move on to high school! Well, middle school, but it's in the same building, so it counts, right? Tag along for the ride as fillies fight, colts fall in love, and everyone's favorite group of foals grows up.
Told from the perspective of various ponies; features the ponies and backstories of a few of my favorite works, both here and on tumblr.

Edit: [Romance] tag added for general shipping.

Trixie's Pilgrimage of Penitence (working title) wasn't supposed to be perfect. In many respects, the entire point of the tour had been to exhibit how the former showboat had changed for the better, even if that meant deliberately performing sub-par lest she be accused of boastfulness. Trixie had planned for almost everything to go wrong.

One thing she hadn't counted on was a dangerous lapse into depression, leading her to perform the Moonshot Manticore Mouth-Dive as the opening act without any safety measures. And while everything turned out more or less fine, the local newspapers are going to have a field day with this story.

Unless, of course, a credible source can swoop in and convince them she wasn't in any danger.

The Foal Free Press' weekly meeting/party was great. Except for the fact that somepony spiked the punch and now almost the entire crew is in the hospital vomiting. As editor, it's Featherweight's job to find the guilty one. Unfortunately, the only real suspect is Featherweight's friend and rival, former editor Namby Pamby. Featherweight doesn't want to believe it, but as his proofreader says, what wouldn't she do to get ahead?

Featherweight is excited to go to the fair. He is not too excited that Diamond Tiara is there, too. Especially after what she said in class. But he's got an idea or two.
There is no way this could end badly.

Originally written for the A Matter of Perspective writeoff.
Loosely connected with The Featherweight Files.

Featherweight is just your average horny teenager whose daily routines includes stalking Diamond Tiara and sneaking into her backyard at night. Unable to hide his feelings any longer, he finds a way to grab her attention and win her heart.

This story is a sequel to A Pony Called Death

During one of Rose Petal’s first few years of being Death, Princess Luna ropes her into her yearly tradition of terrifying the foals in the Everfree Forest.  This year, she has an elaborate haunted house planned, spanning an entire wing of the old castle. Rose is determined not to work tonight, so can she avoid scaring foals to death while also keeping her boss happy?

Note: This is not a straight sequel, more of a spin off. Reading A Pony Called Death is recommended, but not necessary

Featherweight is done with school. He is done with Diamond Tiara and he is done with Silver Spoon. They constantly bully him for having so short wings and large ears. He needs someone to comfort him, someone who can talk him through it, and what he needs most... Is a friend. These qualities connect to a certain Princess of the Night.

Tis a submission to the Official May 2021 Pairing Contest.

The 4 members of American rock band, Tool, end up trapped in the EQG universe. How will they return home?

I set this around the Rainbow Rocks era just for the hell of it.