Matt Willis had always loved dull Moscow with its embarrassed, envious estuaries. It was a place where he felt sneezy.

He was a peculiar, energetic, cocoa drinker with ginger legs and wobbly eyebrows. His friends saw him as a gleaming, gentle giant. Once, he had even helped a foolish injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Matt walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. The clouds danced like loving rabbits.

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While working on They Fight Crime, for reasons unbeknownst to mortals, I ended up coming up with full 'bios' (read: the blurbs printed on the back of the the action figure packaging, except slightly longer) for The Elements of Harmony, which, as you may remember, basically never appear in the story itself, just Pinkie showing up to do Pinkie things. Anyway someone said they'd like to see those bios so I thought I'd stuff them in a blog post here you go you're welcome I guess

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One day, Trixie decided to make a rap to promote her next show. Then this happened:

(To this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbNJyhZJjDU )

Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”

Yeah Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat

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More stories are more fun when they're in the same review, right?

I guess there's only one way to find out. Read them here: (link)

If that's not enough, have a picture too:

Okay, SO...

This thing, right? This story of change, grief, and intrigue that's captured the imagination of so many people? Myself included?

Gonna be a few CHANGES comin' its way.

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So, first of all, I took an impromptu trip downtown to find something at a store. I didn't find it, as it apparently has yet to be put on shelves, but I did grab some other stuff:

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Don't laugh. It's a serious problem for unicorns.

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I'm stuck inside today's story, trying to find a way out.  (Please send help.)

Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer Are Dead
[Comedy] [Crossover] [Random] • 3,837 words

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So as many of your probably know I am currently focused on ONE story ONLY, the 100 follower special because well... it has to be good enough.

Seriously I spent ONE DAY thinking of JUST ONE character's name.

(And also studying mythology for fun, seriously Irish and African and other Tales, Myths,, Legends, and Fables are very fun indeed)

Anyhow I figured out the mare's name (Lily), but I can't figure out the stallion yet, any suggestions (please)?

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If you're in the market for a comic tale, today's story has a deal for you.

Somepony Tries to Sell Twilight Insurance
[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] • 6,260 words

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Things are busy, both at the shop and IRL. Plus, the fight with the yard continues. Fire, it turns out, is a compelling argument for stubborn plants.

Source
Not my actual yard; use fire responsibly and with adult supervision.

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[WARNING: A lot of these are random facts about the series that you might not necessarily care about. This post also contains spoilers for the entire series, and I'll separate the facts into the acts they correspond in order to keep people from encountering spoilers.]

ACT I:

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Give today's story a chance to conquer your heart.

Winning, and the pitfalls therein.
[Comedy] [Random] [Alternate Universe] • 42,517 words

What if the villains were allowed to win without a fight? Would all of their plans bear them the fruits they so desired?

Probably not, especially when their royal adviser is Twilight Sparkle.

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It's happened. A Series of Great Ideas (Or Not) has a sequel!

TS.M.I.L.E. For The Camera!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Drama
• Random

Shining Armor and Flam just want to crash a wedding. Instead, they get kidnapped, accidentally form a boy band, and stumble into the affairs of a secret spy agency. It's not quite what they had planned.

• Sex
• Soarin
• Flim and Flam
• Shining Armor
• Cheese Sandwich
• Royal Guard

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This story tells the tale of a wedding-gone-wrong. Shining Armor and Flam decide to crash Lyra and Bon Bon's reception, but end up getting involved with the enemies of Equestria's secret monster agency, S.M.I.L.E.!

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At no point in Rainbow Rocks or Sunset's Backstage Pass does anyone call Aria Blaze by name in dialogue.

If her name hadn't been in the credits of Rainbow Rocks, and if there hadn't been a doll of her, we might still be speculating on her name today.

My life Fucking sucks and I hate everything.
I like doing nothing and every day I go through the motions of
what I can only assume is life and fake my emotions as if I was an actor in my own
sick and sad movie

1. Putting marbles into a big tin and beating them around with a pencil.
2. Googling 'Google' until your fingers hurt
3. Holding a specific key of the keyboard until it fills a whole page
4. Opening and closing a door repeatedly.
5. Staring at a clock for an entire minute.
6. Clicking on emotes forever

Hello Everypony,

Yep, I did it again. What began with me just being sick for a few days and desiring to entertain myself just became a trifecta of misunderstanding madness. Not sorry!

Anyway, good to see you all, as it is good to chatter with you on Discord. Don't be strangers and enjoy!