Howdy folks! It has been far too long since I did one of these. Sort of been avoiding a lot of blog posts because spoilers, like an idiot. I just need to catch up on stuff.

And generally being useless.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling like I’m being a useless lump, I just decide to do something.

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School is in session at the start of Season 8!

https://youtu.be/D0SyUBdV5hA

No review blog next week, folks. I’m on break.

Finally getting around to watching Season 7, and I noticed something that mildly annoys me. Has anyone else noticed that the CMC appear to be getting a little bigger? I first noticed this with Sweetie Belle, who is now tall enough to almost match Rarity in height. I thought she was smaller than that in Season 1.

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Ever wondered what it would be like if ponies existed in your head and only you could hear them and see them? What if they could take over your body during emergencies? Aurora Ray knows that feeling all too well...

And now he's got a tiny mint green unicorn following him around everywhere. Check it out!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333472/the-world-inside-aurora-ray

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Messing with the Wrong Alicorn is Not Optimal is out! Fantasy SF. Give it a read.

EMessing with the Wrong Alicorn is Not Optimal

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

When CelestAI uploads a 7 year old girl, the AI doesn't understand the semantics of the wish. It learns quickly, or does it? You don’t want to fight an imaginative little girl about some things, especially if you agree to make her an alicorn.

• Human
• Crossover
• Alt. Universe
• OC

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Chapter 6 is out and AP burned some midnight oil to get it edited for you lovely people! Finally get to see Pâte la Lune, which as mentioned before, has great Crepes. We also have more things happening with Luna, so now feel comfortable adding it to a Luna group or two. With that, I officially welcome you to the end of rewritten words originally drafted between 2015 and 2019! Everything after this is now coming hot and

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Sigh... I feel like a complete failure.

It was about four and a half years ago I said I was going to get back into writing, the next chapters of With Rainbow Hair and My Little Destiny were on the way, and I was going to finally finish Sibling Rivalry and get started on its sequel, Tales of Faust, which focuses mainly on Scootaloo and her new vocation.

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the day queen glimmer won the war

Queen Glimmer - Supreme ruler of the universe

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Went downtown to the RNC today. Met Vermin Supreme. He had a Pony bag. I asked him which pony was his favorite. He said "Probably Derpy Hooves...I'm a guy who likes underdogs." I told him that my 'favorite' (as if there could be such a thing) was probably Princess Luna and he was like "she's good...she's good..."
Took a whole bunch of photos and video, but likely too many spicy memes to post here. Seek me out on FB if you care to see them all.

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Does anybody want to hear about my weekend at Dragon Con? No? Good. It wasn't bad but it was uneventful. I'd say the biggest four things I managed to do were as follows. On the first day of the convention my roommates and I went to Jalapeño Charlie's where they ran out of food and had to shut down the kitchen for a half hour. When we ate the food was good and when we left we took the elevator.

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Okay, first off. I want to say sorry. I did a vote for my next story to write by myself, and 'A Dragon's Nature' won [here]. Now, I tried and tried to write some of it, but I just don't have a good enough idea or enough motivation for each of the scenes. So, I will still attempt to write it, but, not alone. There's no way I can write it along, so I am going to get some friend's help. Sorry again, I did the vote because I wanted to

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So, how full does Queen Chrysalis have to be before she's full and gets her own hippy dippy coat of paint? I only ask because Thorax made like Zeppelin and gave her all of his love and she still didn't get a paint job or even a buff job. Heck the rest of changelings at the hive just covered her in their love beams and it still wasn't enough. I haven't seen a woman that insatiable since porn star Andrea True did the song More More More and still never got enough.

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I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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Okay, what could possible be worse than last time's scandalous image of Rarity kneeling before her King? Well, prepare yourselves for a shock, ponies, 'cause here it comes, like a bad tabloid with touched-upped photos, only they AREN'T touched up -

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Well, apparently Twilight Sparkle will be an aunt here fairly shortly. You know as one's extended family grows you kind of have to look back at your life and wonder about a few things. What sort of a relative will you be? Will the new niece or nephew have some of the interests that you had? While it's not as overt as those parental relations there are times when you can see traces of you in your extended family.

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Thinking about that animation and song made me realized just how great it would be if we had an episode that touched upon how Celestia felt when she had to banish her own sister to the moon. In case any of you that might be reading this has not seen Lullaby For A Princess (as unlikely as that is) you need to see it. You don't have to be caught up on the show or anything to understand it, so there are few reasons not to. I think it would be amazing if the show showed how Celestia dealt with

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So, as those of you who have read my first story, 'We Should See Other Ponies,' may recall, I ended it with a throwaway line about how alicorns are basically eldritch abominations. What you may not realize is that I was entirely serious about that. I have very strong feelings about cosmic horrors, and like my strong feelings regarding pears, patchwork coats, jelly babies, and paradoxes, it can be traced back to Doctor Who.

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Hello everyone, yet as the title of the blog declares I will be releasing the start of a new multiple chapter story tomorrow. Something a little different this time, and not a story that will be too long. Hopeful all done in the next month or two.

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Hey, sorry for the late post. I was enjoying myself too much. Hey, everyone first thing I want to say is thank you for standing by me for so long. This year has been a hellish one, from final season to a few annoying money problems to so much more, things have not been kind this year. But there were some good things that did finally come about. I got season one of Journey To Hearth's Warming finished, I got the first chapter of my first

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