The Search for King Sombra or Adventures in Gameloft's My Little Pony, part 5 - Tabloid News Flash! Local King of Shadows Plugs Hometown Princess of Love!!! · 3:53pm Jun 11th, 2016
Okay, what could possible be worse than last time's scandalous image of Rarity kneeling before her King? Well, prepare yourselves for a shock, ponies, 'cause here it comes, like a bad tabloid with touched-upped photos, only they AREN'T touched up -
Sheesh, you think royalty would be more descreet, but we've seen TIME AND AGAIN that THIS King has no morals, scruples nor shame, so it's NO surprise that he's behaving in such a fashion not only on his break from his pizza job (yes, I went there - he works at the pizza restaurant!) but in spit's distance from Cadence and Shining Armor's home!
And speaking of Shining Armor, what's up with this guy anyway?!? Why can't he satisfy his Princess at home enough to keep her from going to the local bad boy for satisfaction? Is that rock formation some weird-assed device for dampening sound in the area, 'cause we're pretty sure these two thusly "engaged" ponies are probably not going to be quiet little mice considering what they are already doing in PUBLIC!!!
Does Shining Armor know what his wife is up to? Is he a changeling and doesn't care, or worse, is he waiting for his chance to be King Sombra's next filthy little stallion-whore? What's up with those birds that follow Sombra around EVERYWHERE? These and other pointless, non-life-altering questions in our next episode of The Search for King Sombra or Adventures in Gameloft's My Little Pony!
Rarity 'satisfied customer' #1 joke
kinky.
If there was ANY individual designed affinities for which ponies seeked out which ponies, i would still be playing this game.
Princess Cadence: "Oh Sombra! I want you!"
Shinning Armor: "Huh that's werid. I could have sworn I heard my wife over there, but all I can see is that big rock....(thinking)....oh well must be my imagination."
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Yeah, I really wish they DID do something like that!
4015505 Shining Armor LMAO!!!
Flipping 'eck Cadance, I know you're the princess of LOVE, but reel it in! (Your libido that is, not the nearest hot stallion XD).
Shining Armor, I'm convinced you're a pony-shaped coconut. How else can you be so dense?!
Being fair though, it IS Somby~
They must all be changelings, that's the only way to explain it.