I'll just leave this here.
Here's the text from one of the quests in the MLP Gameloft game*:
I love to pull pranks! It's all in good fun, and Pinkie Pie looooves to have fun! Let's give Ponyville a few giggles! It's totally what Princess Celestia would want!
Proof that Trollestia walks among us!
* "My Little Pony" on Android, or "My Little Pony: Welcome to Ponyville" on iOS
Okay, it's not that interesting. I just thought it was kind of amusing that when I needed to complete the quest of assigning Sunset to a shop, I had also just finished building the cafe. And Sombra was my only pony in Canterlot high enough level to be placed in the second slot.
Looks like Facebook Bronies & Pegasisters want the Crystal Empire next. King Sombra approves! If it comes back, he has a chance of getting out of that blasted, Princess-infested Canterlot setting...but he'll be taking his harem with him!
Warning, contains plenty of snark. Feel free to join in!
Okay, have been eagerly awaiting the Changeling Invasion timeline for months now, ever since the last season finale of MLP. I'm sick of these bugs skulking around Canterlot, pretending to be Twilight and the programmers being so lazy they barely animate them anymore...they just stand there in the same pose, doing nothing. It's like shooting fish in a barrel - where's the fun in that?!?
An update that I didn't start playing on until 3 AM this morning. Because I'm silly.
New loading screen. Everyone looks derpy. Also, what's up with Dizzy?
Hmmm? What book?
Alright, let me put down what's been going on in my life to begin this blog:
-No, I haven't stopped writing pone. I've been busy with work and school, so I haven't been able to post anything.
-When I say I'm busy with school, I mostly mean my college work, because my schoolwork doesn't usually occupy my time outside of that.
-And when I say I'm busy with work, I mean that I'm busy working to pay for spring break trip to Disneyland through the choir.
I'm gonna put this under a read more due to there being a LOT of pictures and it's mostly going to be me rambling about the update and whatnot.
...is the name of a quest in the current event in the Gameloft MLP game, and something which has sent me off composing the entire Equestrian version of the Pirates of Penzance.
Oddly enough, it works surprisingly well.
<excerpt>
SHINING ARMOR (a Guard Captain)
To gain a brief advantage you've contrived,
But your proud triumph will not be long-lived
PINKIE PIE (a Pirate Queen, engaged in a Boarding Party)
So guess who shows up in my inventory after THREE DAYS of bitching to Gameloft? Yeah, this guy.
I wait until I can get him alone and unhassled by work or distractions ...I want to savor this moment.
Sorry again for my extended absence. When I say I've been busy, that barely covers it. Thanks especially to those of you who recently started to follow me, almost certainly because of my work on CheesePie. I hope to make it worth your while.
I've started feeling the Pony, and have been keeping up with news through Equestria Daily. I absentmindedly opened the new Gameloft expansion and WHOA.
Total CheesePie!
Now we've all see the scenario of "Sombra's Harem" in this blog here...
...and here...
...and here...
And btw, Shining Armor, yes, you SHOULD be worried
This one may require a bit of background. Bear with me for a moment, please.
Mmmm...I agree, Twilight Velvet. Makes me wish I were trapped in Canterlot with you right now.
Course I'd probably er, ship you all off to the Everfree Forest to reduce the competition, but that's besides the point...
...mmmm...muscles!
Annnndddd...he's off and running. Askre had warned me his Sombra tends to just keep to one corner in Canterlot, near his castle (can you imagine the King of Shadows being SHY?). I sure as HELL can't, lol!
So, is my Sombra shy? Turns out no. He's more like this: