the drunkedness onluy last 3 hours. I hope don't get alcohil poisoning. There's spmeone I really love. asorry that I';m in this pathetic state,. I rsalmly love oyu, I'll be normaL t 9:00 if I don tget alcohol poisoning. You make me so happy. Don't follow my examole. I feel like shit. I don't even feel lke doing the deed I just want to see you. Imma get liver cancer. I feel like shjit. Booze doesn't juge. I'm super sorry. i hate bneung in this state. I love youm moter thsm words

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Luna does. Celestia doesn't, but she does do Luna.

Confused?

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In my own spare time, I come up with imaginary musical artists. Here's one of them: HARRIS LAMB! This album is on US Decca Records and dates to 1964.

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As usual, writing is what I have the least time for. However, I've been vacationing in Jamaica, revisiting family I haven't seen in years, and there's one thing I realized while down here: ain't shit to do when there's no wifi. So guess who got lots of writing done?

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Because many of you live outside of Britain, and thus live in different time zones, I thought I'd do this pretty early.

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I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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Just a quick blogpost to announce the contest HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED.

I'll do another one tomorrow to explain judging process and times and whatnot, but for now, thank you so much for participating to those of you who did. The turnout was MUCH LARGER than I expected, and I'M VERY EXCITED AND HAPPY AND ALSO LMAO THERE'S FIVE RARITWI STORIES IN THE FEATURE BOX AND LIKE SIX IN THE POPULAR BOX THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Ahem.

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I'm bored and I'm planning out some more chapters for Dawn of the Ice King but I like multi tasking by reading and some story recommendations would be nice, no particular genre base. Just stories you enjoyed that you think I would.

Next two chapters of Project Sparkle are done!
First is out, next coming soon when the first reaches the bottom of the stack, gotta try and stay in that spotlight somehow.
Upcoming at some point soon is a new story featuring mai waifu best pony Applejack. It's partially The Road, mostly STALKER, all post-apocalyptic fun and chaos.
That's all, go about your day.

I'm not going yet, however.

I want to be here for the people who also have to watch their friends leave. I refuse to leave the site anytime soon. I may be gone for a few days, but usually that means my family dragged me somewhere else in the world where I couldn't bring my phone.

I feel a bit upset that the guy I love is most likely leaving, but I'm not following him out. I'll go with him to the "gates" but no further. His work here may be done, but mine is not.

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Wow, you guys. I'm really speechless right now.

I never expected Into The Mirror to gain such popularity. I hoped, certainly, because I wanted the link in the Author's Note to be visible. But I knew it wasn't necessarily realistic. Thank you guys so much for getting this story to the featured page and helping me shed light on such a difficult issue. It really means the world to me.

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First thing's first: No Heroes: Beyond the Everfree releases today! I am very aware that this story is not going to make a splash, as the only people who will be seriously interested in it are those fans of the No Heroes series. And y'know what? I couldn't care less. I'm just excited to finally see a sequel – not a prequel, not a side story – finally come to light, and it's a sequel I've wanted to do ever since I finished Book IV almost exactly two years ago. This may be the

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Alright, let's all take a deep breath, take a moment to relax...

In...

And out.

There, that's much better, isn't it?

You're probably wondering why I told you to take a breath. Or you probably skimmed up to this point. Whatever.

Let's just get this out there; off my chest, and on the table.

Fuck horses.

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So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!

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here's why

It is. It really, really is.

I mean, you don't really think about it, do you? We spend so long clicking in and out of stuff where we can see that people have thousands, millions of followers and subscribers, and suddenly a million becomes the new benchmark of excellence. Some channels, you won't even look at them if they've got under a thousand subscribers. Because it all just becomes a number.

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Ah, tis' been a lazy day today. Well, besides me somehow ruining the pool netting and my little bro smashing awooden statue while playing a game of 'kick the rubber ball into a wastebin'. Other than that, we're all about ready for home.

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FORTY TWO FOLLOWERS

FORTY TWO IS THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

and if someone wants to give me a shout out to get me to 50 that would be wonderful
i have some fics in the works

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