Computer's fucked. Won't be here for quite some time.

I think the new pones are ridiculously cute, and a smartphone (regardless of how it works - we're officially in the far future after all) with a hoof-indent for better, uhm, handling is peak adorable. That's got to be one of the next inventions in the Track-Switch verse, for mankind's ongoing quest to become more accommodating to ponykind.

I'm very much looking forward to this. Not because I expect a great movie, but because I expect to be entertained. Same as with the last movie.

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SO . . . I’m not great at doing this sort of thing, as most people aren’t from what I’ve seen, but . . . Simply put, I need help. I’m going to make a long story short, here: I and my parents got evicted from our apartment a few days ago. We are at present living in a motel room, which is not cheap, to say the least. On top of this, we are having to make our car payments, keep food in our bellies and are trying to look for a new house. The issue there is . . . we would need

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All day they cooked, the baker-ponies in their field-ovens,
But the hooves gripping their ladles were covered in batter
And the hollow pits of the eye stared, vacant and starved,
Where luna's moonlight shone.

The hair-nets lay like blots on their thin manes,
The toque blanche splattered with powdered sugar and spice,
But they mixed the batter in the nests beneath the hill
As they had of old.

And the ovens glowed, and the mixing-machines, but there was no sound,

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My teacher hates me
How do you make your teacher like you?

(I've tagged my story I wrote for last year's commemoration)

We ALL live on borrowed time, not because life is finite: but rather because somebody has died to allow us to live.

*RANT* [edit]

People of all creeds, faith and race died across both World Wars along with those afterwards.

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Knew my latest fic would get a random dislike eventually without the person specifying why (Probably due to an unrelated story I wrote as usual, as people love to hate spam my fics when I drop something that pissed them off) but hey, it was nice to have such a good rating for once!

Why?

Because for one simple reason:

That is all. Carry on.

The smell and taste of it makes me have a gag reflex, like I'm going to barf so badly. Genetics has something do with it according to this Forbes article and tons of articles you can find by just typing "why people hate cilantro" in the Google search bar.

Hello boys and girls. Just posting this to give you some updates on what I'm doing. The first is that I'm working on "Elements" as we speak, however, the next chapter might be delayed a day. The reason for that is... well, it's due to my own laziness, and I'm terribly sorry. There is a lot of character interaction and changeling backstory I need to cover for the next chapter. I won't lie, though. I feel a little

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I fucking hate her.
she came home and I made her food, while I was making her a bacon cheeseburger. (and I had to cook the bacon in the oven and cook the burger in a pan on the oven). while I made her food she asked to use my laptop (quote "for just a few minutes") and I said yes she can use it but when im done eating I need it back. that was a fucking hour ago!

I'm so fucking angry!

So it’s pass the date that I said I would have the next chapters out and... nothing. Why? A simple reason. My computer malfunctioned and thus is gone; meaning all my work is lost and I’m on the bench until I somehow get enough money to get a new computer to start over. I’m also looking into just posting off my phone (like I am now), but that requires time (which is mostly into getting food and learning) and a wifi that doesn’t flicker on and off so I’m using up my data (fixed that today with a

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After some recent inspiration a new story shall be uploaded some time tonight, expect greatness friends.

POSH ABSCONDS WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN KONAMI LICENSING FEES AND BECOMES SOUTH AFRICAN BABE MOGUL. FILM AT ELEVEN.

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That's what we're calling it right?

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Like the title said, today's my 25th birthday. An entire quarter of century I've been on this world... and what do I have to show for it?

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Oh.

I'll get the extra absorbent towels then...

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So here I am writing a few things right? Just writing down some stories until BOOM I read at the bottom of the screen:

0 paragraphs. You have very few paragraphs in this story. remember to put two spaces between each paragraph.

Seriously!?!? Ugh. Now I gotta tell my friends and REWRITE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!

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I will try to publish the next chapter today sometime. The meat of it is done, but I want to get in a bit more polish and get last minute opinions on whether or not everyone is in character.

In terms of format, I cut this chapter short because it was already dragging on at about 10k words. There will be a followup interlude hopefully with a much shorter turnaround time than a full chapter to further flesh out some of the character stuff before the story proper continues.

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