Spike's Gift

I am crying with laughter at this clopfic. I'm so glad I'm being more tolerant about them because holy crap this one part made me laugh so hard.

Spike the dragon; annih-anal-lated by a vibrator. 2010 - 2016

Also, seen the tags for this article? Tee hee hee!

Seriously go read the story and laugh your ass off at Spike getting his purple scaled cheeks penetrated by a plastic phallic weapon of mass destruction. XD

I've done a fair bit of writing over the last few days. 4.4k words and I'm not close to finishing the chapter. I should have it finished and out before the weekend finishes.

I've noticed that in the short time that my newest story, "I Just Need Some Time...", has been uploaded, it's got some very... Negative ratings, polar opposite of what we'd call reassuring; so my question is this:

Is the writing itself bad, or are people just upset with the dark nature of the story?

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087 Announcing: Arcane Realms update!

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So, two different people have now done readings for My Little Hooves. The first was Monanniverse, who did it shortly after the story was released and posted it in the comments. More recently, it was Winged_T_Spears, who just messaged me the link to it.

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Warning: Spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

I find myself once again unable to talk about just one thing with this episode. I've been anticipating this ever since Games Ponies Play, and it did not disappoint. So, let's go through the list:

1. Back when Magic Duel came out, I made a joke about making a drinking game out of the number of callbacks in the episode. If you tried that with this episode, you'd probably end up plastered halfway through.

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....It's been a month. I am so sorry guys. So, I have come up with a system that might make me finish this faster. So. I wanna get to know some good friends and stuff like that. Talk, have fun, get invited to do things and have to deny those things because I'm in Texas and y'all are probably in some other state billions of feet away from my location. I want that to happen. SO. Getting to the point. I wanna make some friends on here and more amongst the brony community or pony fan community. If

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IN WHICH I GOT STUCK FOR NEARLY A YEAR
This is the fifth (technically seventh) in a six-part (technically eight) series. Here's Part 1, wherein you can find links to all other parts. Because cross-linking everything is tedious.

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Sima Yi was an ambitious Chinese politician and general. He was one of if not the top adviser to Cao Cao and most of his descendents. Through shrewd political maneuvering, force, and betrayal he was able to end the Three Kingdoms period in China and establish the Jin Dynasty which lasted from 265 - 420. So why do I bring any of this up? Well, if anyone could stand to learn a thing or two from Sima Yi it's Spike.

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So here it is, the last Love Sickness post before the holidays, and the moment I think a lot of you have been waiting for. Find that here!

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Seen a lot of hate going around for my girl Starlight, so I decided to tackle some of these arguments.

https://youtu.be/20uAB0Kn13s

All of this is raw and therefore shall not be considered the full product. Rated M

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TL;DR -- ASK YOUR QUESTIONS HERE, IN THE COMMENTS

Well, as previously promised I figured I'll do up a little blog post as a repository for questions about Spike of All Trades, its background, and where things might be going from here. We'll start with some basic structural stuff I want to get out there in advance, FAQ'd or not.

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This story is going to be bigger than I originally intended. I don't want to give away spoilers but it's going to be a big story split into three. It's going to take a while to do this and hopefully will gather a good following and positive response.

All I'll say is this. Things get worse for Gordon.

The following is a non-profit fan lyrics. Them's Fightin' Herds is owned by the developers of Mane6. Spike is owned by Hasbro. And Ducktales is owned by Disney. This is in no way of infringing any copyrights.

I've been listening to the classic Ducktales and the 2017 reboot Ducktales theme songs way too much. But it was the League of Legends – Champion fan song that is the straw that broke the camel's back for me.

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The familiar pitch of children's voices played in her ears, and far lovelier pictures now filled the alicorn's head.

"Thorax," she breathed. "Are those-"

"Hang on," Thorax giggled. "We're almost there."

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Howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:

Now then...

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Hey guys! Just here proving I'm still alive... for this chapter I'm gonna be taking a break from all the crazy depressing serious stuff and move onto something more silly for the next few chapters... Remember Power Ponies?

Preview after the break

"Hmmm… let's see…" I said to myself looking over a book while decorating. "Gotta make sure I do it right this time." I said before laying out a bunch of pillows around, as well as blankets.

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Believe it or not, this is better than her 'yearbook' photo.

Start at 1:17

(A mysterious man in a black robe, his face entirely hidden, proceeds to sing a few bars)

Past the point of no return
No backward glances

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Spent the last three months working on a digimon fic and now I don't like anything I typed for it!

Well that's okay because I've got quite a few other ideas I can try to take to approach it, but thought I'd take a second to post another MLP fic idea I'd had in the meantime. Granted it'd be something of a crack-fic/parody (heavily inspired by this image and its comments) but still.

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