Search


Viewing 1 - 20 of 356 results
Mar
30th
2016

One excuse · 8:49pm Mar 30th, 2016

Yeah... from three weeks to four months? I would be so fired.

Read More

Aug
12th
2017

Crystalline Efficiency: Crystal Heart Magic Theory · 7:54pm Aug 12th, 2017

The Crystalling is a very simple and magically-sensible way magically to create a city-state mana battery, and all of its properties make very good sense, mystically-speaking. Really, any community could do it, had they the magic-material supply…so, let's examine it.
Do consider the principles of Similarity, Contagion, and also Synecdoche (part-associates-to-whole).

Read More

Oct
24th
2015

Wait a Minute, Did the Show Say... · 12:41am Oct 24th, 2015

If the Empire is filled with hope and love, those things are reflected across all of Equestria. If hatred and fear take hold...

So... the mood of the Crystal Empire is reflected across Equestria. Except this has never been demonstrated in the show. How exactly does this work? Does this mean that if the majority of the Crystal Empire was angry, most of the ponies in Equestria would become angry?

Read More

Apr
3rd
2016

So, can "The Crystalling" be summed up in three images? · 6:00am Apr 3rd, 2016

+

+

Report SusieBeeca · 314 views · #the crystalling
Mar
26th
2016

Season 6 Review · 6:14pm Mar 26th, 2016

So, if you just saw the new season premier you might be happy about Flurry being born. If you're like me, you're not too happy about it. I won't turn this into some rant about my OCs being the rightful children of Cadence and Shining, but just to recap.... I'M THE REAL FLURRY HEART BITCHES!!! :flutterrage:

Anyways..... SPOILER ALARTS!!!!!

Read More

Mar
29th
2016

New video on "The Crystalling", Part 1 · 5:42am Mar 29th, 2016

Apr
24th
2021

Resurgence of The Empire! · 3:32am April 24th

I’ve noticed a sudden increase in stories about humans becoming the rulers of a certain Displaced Empire made of a certain type of profitable material, and I’m so happy! It’s no secret that SMOTE takes inspiration from stories like, 1,000 Virgin Mares, 1 Frikin' Badass Dark Overlord, Infinite Facehoofing, Hail to

Read More

Jul
28th
2019

So much hype I can't stand it! · 7:13pm Jul 28th, 2019

The dark crystal age of resistance looks so good! I won't tell you why that something you'll have to find out for yourself.

Jun
11th
2019

Real talk from the wife. · 1:44am Jun 11th, 2019

I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.

So this is my life.

Report Hap · 279 views · #crystal ponies
May
19th
2016

4'000 Views Special · 4:34am May 19th, 2016

So today I hit 4,000 total story views, I know it seems like a drop in the ocean to most of you but to me, its kind of a nice little milestone while I keep working on my new story. Which is kind of in the middle of a miniature hiatus at the moment due to the lack of time and editing prospects. While I am trying to get a second long term editor, it's not been easy.

Read More

Report Arcelia · 159 views · #Crystal Secret
Aug
7th
2019

“Crystal Starship” Slightly Delayed (but for a good reason) · 8:49pm Aug 7th, 2019

The first chapter of the sexy space adventure starring some of your favorite Equestria Girls will be slightly delayed due to it containing more content than I planned. Before, I was aiming at it being around 5k words. It’s now over that and may actually reach 10k words by the time I’m done. This will be the longest chapter I’ve ever written solo but you’re getting a lot of material. It’s also a nice way for me to learn how to pace scenes better and develop characters.

Jan
4th
2021

Anyone have names for these two? · 11:43pm January 4th

Report BezierBallad · 107 views · #Crystal Guard
Jul
4th
2017

Fallout Equestria: Surviving Light Reviews: Chapters 3 and 4 · 8:19pm Jul 4th, 2017

Video made by me.

Happy Independence Day everypony, or if you don't live in America, happy Tuesday.

I had slotted a review for today but I had no idea what I really wanted to do, but thankfully I have something now since I've been off my schedule. Thankfully this will get everything back on schedule and we'll be able to get back on the Sunday schedule as usual.

Read More

Jun
29th
2016

Out of Context Screenshot Theater #415! · 5:01am Jun 29th, 2016

May
11th
2016

Necromancy and Crystals · 1:56am May 11th, 2016

40 weeks… Holy crap, that’s a long time. 40 weeks since Crystal Affair last saw the light of day.

My friends, It shan’t be 41. The time is now!

You’re welcome, by the way. If it wasn’t for me, this story would be deader than Spike’s chances of ever ending up with anyone on the actual show.

You jerk, who the heck do you think you are, anyways?

Seventh Heaven, duh!

Read More

Jul
2nd
2017

Crystal Affair? · 6:32pm Jul 2nd, 2017

So, Crystal Affair is going to be updating this afternoon.

Oh yeah, I know. That's a story title that hasn't been mentioned in years. Well, after a forever hiatus, my original co-writer came back to life!

Everyone, please give a nice, warm re-welcome to the site... TIDAL!
He disappeared around two years ago due to some stuff, but he's back and we're finally going to finish Crystal Affair, together.

Read More

Dec
24th
2016

Outline · 6:12pm Dec 24th, 2016

The following is a bit spoilery, as it contains the rough outline I have in mind for "Crystal Heart".
Please do not read if you want to be spoilered, or unless I haven't posted anything within a year.

Crystal Heart looks a bit more into the past of Equestria. It is inspired by many works, but ignores some of the comic-lore.

Read More

Jul
15th
2016

Crystal-Imperial Legionary Organization · 4:09am Jul 15th, 2016

The basic unit is the Element (2 Ponies), commanded by an Able Legionary (PFC equivlent). 2 Elements make a Lance (4 Ponies), commanded by a Lancer (corporal equivalent). 2 Lances plus a command Element make an Optio (10 Ponies), the smallest normal tactical maneuver unit, commanded by an Option (sergeant equivalent).

Read More

Jul
21st
2016

REVIEW: Twilight Sparkle and The Crystal Heart Spell · 11:47am Jul 21st, 2016

oh boy. this is the infamous one. should I skip it, since everyone's already heard negative things about it? maybe you'd rather hear about the fun Discord book instead? I dunno, I just felt like writing about this one now.


Twilight Sparkle and The Crystal Heart Spell
by G.M. Berrow

Read More

Jun
28th
2016

Out of Context Screenshot Theater #414! (Double Feature Edition) · 5:02am Jun 28th, 2016

Two for the price of one today!

Read More

Viewing 1 - 20 of 356 results