Brain Damage (1988)

Sima Yi was an ambitious Chinese politician and general. He was one of if not the top adviser to Cao Cao and most of his descendents. Through shrewd political maneuvering, force, and betrayal he was able to end the Three Kingdoms period in China and establish the Jin Dynasty which lasted from 265 - 420. So why do I bring any of this up? Well, if anyone could stand to learn a thing or two from Sima Yi it's Spike.

Spike the Dragon, one of the most trusted friends and advisers to Princess Twilight Sparkle. While at times he is the voice of reason to a princess who can become overly obsessed with details and will run herself ragged, he has shown that he has his own ambitions as well. Unlike Sima Yi however, his ambitions often lead to personal disaster. He also seems to have self-esteem issues as well. He needs an adviser and I think I can do that.

Spike, don't worry about what other ponies may think of you, only make note of it. Make note of it and keep it hidden away. Meanwhile continue to advise the princess as best as you can and continue to study. Study tactics, study their sociology and figure out just what makes them tick. Figure out the important ponies strengths and weaknesses. Always remember to remain loyal to the princess and she will remain so to you. However, should doubts arise or your personal and political favor become marginalized, attack those who have cut you off by exploiting their weaknesses. Permanently remove all of your enemies and those who might be enemies and their friends. Then you Spike, you can create your own dynasty and have all of the jewel cake and dress designing ponies you could hope for.

Or you could get banished to the moon for a thousand years. But hey, when you came back you'd be much more of a popular character than you currently are! Seriously, have a little backbone for crying out loud! You're a dragon, be a dragon. You're embarrassing Crackle for goodness sake.

Speaking of weird little creatures with a desire to increase there power by getting into your head, Aylmer is just that, in the second Frank Henenlotter movie to feature a weird creature Brain Damage. Aylmer is a wormy looking parasite that likes brains, enjoys singing little tunes, is very polite and can get you so high that whether you're running around in junkyards or splashing around in a tub, you are having the time of your life. Brian is a twenty something year old guy with a job, great taste in music, and if you get to know him, in the end you may find he's very open minded. They're a better couple than Edward and Bella (and get more action too).

However, when Brian's girlfriend, his brother and Aylmer's two previous caretakers intervene problems arise. Can these two make it as worm and host or will they go out with a bang? Check it out!

The stats:
6 Dead Bodies
3 People foaming at the mouth
2 Bare Butts
Brains
Brain Chomping
Brain Food
Worm Squeezing
Worm Jumping
Worm Sucking
Deep Kissing
Making the Sign of the Two Headed Muskrat
Singing
Giggling
Shower Fu
Light Fu
Bucket Fu
Picnic Basket Fu
Gun Fu

Special Shout outs:
Ricky Hearst as Brian for- Giggling like a nut case and for saying, "Yes, yes I'd like to again, but... I don't see it now."
Gordon MacDonald as Mike for saying, "You forgot your buckets."
John Zacherle as the voice of Aylmer for singing a jaunty tune and saying, "Trust me Brian. Trust me."
Theo Barns as Morris for saying, "You fool! You're feeding him human brains!"
and
Kevin Van Hentenryck for carrying his picnic basket.