The most random places a dildo would be in Equestria (My top 10) · 8:43am Mar 31st, 2020
1. Pinkie Pie's bathroom
Why would it be there? If the girl is crazy enough to handle chaos magic, then why would a normal item like a Dildo be in her house? Goodness knows she uses an alien appendage.
2. Donut Joe's coffee shop
No way Twilight would do something that ridiculous to someone she respects. Donut Joe is a respectful stallion and thus he doesn't attract raunchy mares. Unless they are business mare's like Harshwhinney.