Clown World of Spanish Horses · 3:18am Jul 5th, 2021
And that's how Honkler won World War "Where To Pee"
If you're offended and feeling invalidated again.
Just go and dye your hair again.
And that's how Honkler won World War "Where To Pee"
If you're offended and feeling invalidated again.
Just go and dye your hair again.
I seen some weird things on YouTube. Here's a few of the strange things that have popped up in my feed for some strange reason.
If you have any weird videos you would like to share, feel free to post them in the comment section below.
Strawberry Shortcut:
Pickle Surprise:
I keep seeing sites sell out so they can get more money from ads or sponsors. YouTube is forcing content creators off the site in preparation for YouTube Red where users will have to pay a subscription fee to view premium content.
A while back I made this funny site about dealing with internet trolls. I made it to learn some coding tricks while going through university and such.
Anyway, one of my friends told me that I should submit my site to the author of the troll article on Wikipedia and see if he would include it.
Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel
One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.
Things Bronies Say: Part One
Here is part one of Things Bronies Say. I am thinking of making this a series of sorts. I hope you enjoy the first part.
Enjoy.
1. They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season six or I'm going to stop watching the show!
*One season later.*
They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season seven or I am leaving the fandom for good this time!!
2. Brony One: There is no MLP after Lauren Faust stopped working on the show!
(Twilight's face is so cute like that! Don't think the flashlight is the only thing being turned on either)
Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?
I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.
Okay, children. Here is a video about the history of the world. Watch it and make sure you take good notes. There will be a test on what you've learned at the end of the week. XD
So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!
Finally, my first episode of my Dark Souls series is up on my channel, after staying up for 5 FUCKING HOURS last night making sure the upload didn't crash or anything. I've spent a lot of money for my capture card and my Blue Yeti Microphone (which ironically came in a red color, ha ha ha) so I am determined to get some mileage out of this garbage. If you want to see idiot me play Dark Souls and possibly be unfunny then follow the link down below and enjoy what this retard has put out on the
"Sunset, is... is that a tongue?"
The redhead put a chicken breast pack on the cart, looked at Twilight's horrified expression and then to where she was pointing.
"Yep. People eat it seasoned with vinegar sauce." She shrugged. "I don't know, I find the kidney more disturbing. Or the liver, it's fried with onions and tastes like shi-- Twilight?!"
And that's when Twilight decided she'd seen enough of this world and the meat aisle.
Ditzy Doo Loves Muffins
I enjoy eating muffins
I like them big and small
If you get me a dozen
Then I will eat them all
There is much I like about muffins
Their soft texture and sweet taste
Cold or fresh out of the oven
In my mouth they will be placed
Sometimes I'll set them out to cool
But with their enticing scent so fast entrapping
In eager anticipation I'll start to drool
Been a while since I did a set of recent story reviews. I really need to get back on the horse, so to speak; I spend far too much time doing things that are far less enjoyable than reading pony fiction.
Today’s stories:
You Can Always Come Home by Entity Relationship
Best Friends by BronyWriter
The Sounds of Lunacy by The Engineer Pony
Important News from the Future by NaturalBornDerpy
Funny… by shortskirtsandexplosions
"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"
I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.
List Of Premodern Weapons For Stories
This is a list of historical weapons, divided into categories of melee weapons and ranged weapons. They are further subdivided by weapon type and then ordered alphabetically. Although primarily consisting of cold weapons, early gunpowder weapons are also included.