I think I might die · 3:19pm Jul 18th, 2017
Saphira
Please
Never drink again
Holy shit
Previously fluffysam1212. Updated to match other socials because I tend to come back on to reread things. Will I ever fully come back? Who knows. Certainly not me. they/them/xey/xem/it/its
Oh, you're on Eldest now?
Favorite character?
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Saphira, actually
I'm only like 50 pages in tho
4605252
Read fasttttttterrr
4605254
Fyyyn
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Eragon
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Ah, I see
Exactly my thought process when I read it. Who in their right mind would chug a few barrels (Saphira's definition of a few) of mead??? Who?! Apparently a dragon that denies the effects of it. Nice going, Saphira. Nice going. (Sorry if that came off as me not liking her. Saphira is my third favorite character!)
4605565
ikr
Sounds dangerous
Even more so because of the link she and Eragon share
Yeah Saphira's great
4605583 Yeah. Wouldn't it make Eragon drunk too if Saphira was drunk? Of course because of that little slice of white, shiny skin on Eragon's palm that says, "Doth shalt be dragon rider whom defeat Galbatorix by some miracle of Earth." then they can probably both be drunk if one is.
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Possibly
And isn't Saphira technically a minor??
4606127 You're right! She is a year old at most in that stage of the series so shouldn't the dwarves get arrested for providing mead to a minor?
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Didn't the king provide the mead tho
4606551 That would mean the king should be arrested and a new one chosen.
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True
Orik should be the new king
4607347 He really should be. *Holds up sign that says, "Orik for King 2017"*
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Yepp