I've been having some stressful days lately, and this definitely is encouraging and nice.
Tongue in Vinaigrette Dressing -- An Update · 2:37am Aug 27th, 2019
"Sunset, is... is that a tongue?"
The redhead put a chicken breast pack on the cart, looked at Twilight's horrified expression and then to where she was pointing.
"Yep. People eat it seasoned with vinegar sauce." She shrugged. "I don't know, I find the kidney more disturbing. Or the liver, it's fried with onions and tastes like shi-- Twilight?!"
And that's when Twilight decided she'd seen enough of this world and the meat aisle.
Let me tell you something, something deep.
Sometimes, I like to think I'm funny.
I'm probably not, but eh, what can be done, right?
This weekend I was supposed to write some of the following chapters but ended up binge-watching No Good Nick, lmao. (That's also where my dumb sense of humor comes from, sitcoms.)
Anyways, I've got good news for those who still remember this story! And if you're still wondering tf this blog comes from, then what are you waiting for? Get reading, now!
Chapter 4 is on its way! Woohoo!
I wrote the first part of the chapter back in... eh, many months ago. Planned it whole, how to end it, blah blah blah. But then I lost interest so I didn't do shit, like always. Now Mr. Interest showed again at my doorstep with what will probably be a draft for chapter 6. That one, I'm thinking, might be a bit short, but it's gonna answer the questions you all had since the start. Or not. We'll see. 
"Do I want to know what baby beef is?"
"Eh... Why don't we go over to the ice cream section that's exactly on your left? Tricolor ice cream is on sale!"
Ok that's obviously not a sneak peek but yeh, they'll hit the supermarket on a Saturday afternoon. And let me tell you, there will be tongues. Just because every time I go to Carrefour's meat section there's at least liver, stomach, brain... God it's quite disturbing. And I eat meat.
Chapter 5 takes on the stuff that happens later on the same day. It'll be eventful, that's for sure.
Also, I fixed all the chapters! Woohoo x2!
Nah but, I now understand why the purple prose comment, the first chapter was full of literal translations and formal words. Twilight talked like an emotionally detached scientist 
Anyways, I don't have any more excuses and the show is ending this or next week, so it's time for me to write!
P.S.: Now I want empanadas, empanadas salteñas. Guess I'll invite my grandpa.
